Tuesday, May 5, 2020

Inappropriate Times People Laughed Too Hard


Funerals, weddings, classrooms and plays are all places where the social contract demands silence. But sometimes something happens. Sometimes the speaker says something unexpected. Maybe you're just ready to party. To be fair, people say absurd things in complete seriousness all the time, and we can't expect things to always go as planned.

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Text - Ohsoeasy 17.4k points · 19 hours ago A woman got on stage to sing during a friend's wedding as part of the ceremony. It was naturally a song the bride and groom chose. As soon as she opened her mouth it became clear that she absolutely tone deaf. It sounded like an animal being tortured. I was trying not to laugh but two guys behind me started laughing and it set off a chain reaction of laughter. Even the groom was red faced from trying not to laugh. She just kind of sheepishly left the s

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Text - Xinshya 14.1k points · 19 hours ago At my grandaunt's funeral.. she was a big, jolly food lover while alive and is sorely missed. Everything was going along, lots of tears while the vicar was giving the eulogy, until he shared her last words, "Cooooome on! A little whipped cream isn't going to kill me!" I lost my shit, this was 10 years ago and I still feel terrible for laughing.

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Text - alltherobots 7.9k points · 19 hours ago Cadaver room. One of my classmates accidentally stuck his finger in a kidney because he thought it was behind glass and tried to poke the glass. He was like, squishOHFUCK!

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Text - FistFullOfQuarters e 7.5k points · 20 hours ago Me and a friend were altar boys. An older woman took to the podium to read a Bible passage. The passage described how Jesus loves everyone: the sick and the healthy, the rich and the poor, the circumcised and the uncircumcised. That's all it took for a pair of 10 year old boys to start laughing hysterically in front of a packed church.

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Text - Fictional Progress 6.6k points · 21 hours ago My computers teacher in middle school told me he was run over by a car when he was a child. I laughed because I thought he was joking. He was not joking.

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Text - RunPineapple 4.8k points · 19 hours ago We were at my uncle's funeral whose death was a surprise, I was standing with my cousin who just came back from abroad to attend her dad's funeral and was breaking down. My aunt, the deceased's sister, came to tell my cousin that someone we know is apologizing for not being able to attend the funeral because she's in the hospital due to a car accident, my aunt went on describing the woman's very difficult condition and how she had an "iron pole" stu

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Text - txoutlaw89 5.6k points · 21 hours ago - edited 4 hours ago 2 3 A buddy of mine tried to fart on the pew in church and fucking unloaded a dump truck load of shit into his pants on accident. This was during a quiet moment, and I was absolutely howling with laughter.

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Text - Superprattual 4.0k points · 18 hours ago A young teenager was leaning forward in a chair at a restaurant, lost traction, and SLAMMED their face into the table. Absolute hysterical sobbing ensued. Their parents stopped eating their salads to make sure they were okay (they were, aside from a nose bleed) I was sitting at the table next to them and cracked the fuck up at the sound of them hitting the table, and even more when they started crying. I was a horrible human being in that moment. F

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Text - flipping_birds 3.4k points · 18 hours ago 3 My daughter was in probably 1st or second grade and she was doing an online math homework where she had to answer a bunch of math questions and it would give her percentage correct at the end and then re-ask the ones she missed. She was down to one question and got it wrong so she got 0% correct. She bust out crying because she got 0%, and for some reason I thought that was so funny that I bust out laughing and couldn't stop. And then she got ev

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Text - Forrest_king 3.3k points · 18 hours ago In a technology class a couple years ago, for whatever reason we were having a talk about Kermit the frog, and my teacher told the class to quiet down and "stop Kermit". Someone then said in a completely quiet classroom, in a flawless Kermit voice, "I never die".

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Text - DerpWilson 3.1k points · 17 hours ago This was at a ballet school performance. It was for kids ranging from 5 to 16 year olds. For one of the younger age groups they did this thing where one kid pranced from one corner of the stage to the other, and then another kid would do the opposite, in a big X pattern. And they would have these gigantic shit-eating grins on their faces. Just horribly precious. Well I started losing it at about the 15th kid but it went on for like 40 children! By the

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Text - More-Snow 1.6k points · 19 hours ago · edited 56 minutes ago Me and my cousin are to this day best friends, but we were really crazy back when we were 8-10. In 4th grade, we both were in this school where the teachers forbid downloading stuff on the computers and we decided to, I'm not kidding, download some porn. Let me just explain how the PCs were lined up, it was basically 4 rows of tables with computers on them, meaning that there were many kids beside, and behind us. Also there were

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Text - ih8usomuch89 1.4k points · 17 hours ago I was once hired to sing at a funeral and right before I was called up, the little boy in front of me ripped the loudest fart. I dug my face into my lady friends shoulder and my whole body trembled as I tried to keep it together. With in seconds I was at the pulpit and trying to come up with what I would do if I broke out laughing. I sang to the best of my ability at the time with a "cough" every now and then. We left immediately afterwards and laug

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Text - HelperCamp 649 points · 17 hours ago When my parents told my sister and I they were getting divorced. They obviously hated each other for years and it was a long time coming. My sister and I looked at each other and we both just started laughing. Never seen two people so confused in my life

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Text - scottiebass 471 points · 17 hours ago Was working at a sign-shop and me and this other guy were drilling holes into some wood paneling when the other guy said "hey look" and acted like he was going to drill into the side of his head. The drill bit he was using was one of those flat and wide ones used for boring larger holes and while it was spinning it grabbed ahold of his hair, ripped out a chunk, and left a perfectly-round half-dollar sized bald-spot on the side of his head. I had to se

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Text - myfriendrichard 302 points · 18 hours ago I went to a graveside funeral where they played Prop Me Up Beside the Jukebox, and very seriouslly line danced around his grave. I just buried my face in my hands. I couldn't contain it.

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Tumblr Thread: Hidden Significance Of Ratatouille's Chef Boyardee Scene


This quick and fun Tumblr thread highlights the hidden significance of the Chef Boyardee scene in Ratatouille. You can learn something new every day. Pretty cool that the movie incorporated an important part of history. A fair number of folks would otherwise assume that Chef Boyardee was a historical mascot. Thus is not the case! 

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Weird and Awkward Band Photos


Before all the stylists, art direction and good lighting, a band is just a bunch of people who are trying to convince everyone that they're a band. Sometimes the pieces fit together, and sometimes they don't. This can lead to some incredibly weird and awkward album covers. Everyone has growing pains, and with that said, there's actually some legit bands in here.

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Majestic Atrocities of the Australian Natural World


It's no secret that Australian wildlife runs the gamut of alien, to huge, to venomous, to dangerous, to huge again, to just plain freaky. It's a good reminder that most of us don't have to check our shoes for snakes, or run the risk of stepping on a spider that's so big it should pay rent. For some more scariness, here are ominous signs that speak the language of fear.

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Toilet seat

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Ceiling

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Crocodilia

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Tree

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Snake

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Snake

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Nature

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Spider

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Varanidae

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