Friday, April 17, 2020

Double-Take-Causing Images of Skewed Perspective


With a camera tilt here and well placed cat there, one image can quickly become a double-take inducing image of skewed perspective. Sometimes two items will blend together so well that it takes a minute to realize you're looking at some intriguing perspective.

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Twitter Thread: Opening A Wildly Corroded Can Of Chef Boyardee


Twitter user @DinosaurDracula left people with their jaws on the floor after opening a wildly corroded can of Chef Boyardee from 1995. The monstrous contents that resulted from the grand reveal did not disappoint. Well, didn't disappoint in that they're just about as cursed as cursed food comes.

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Text - Wizards Podcast @WizardsComics Replying to @DinosaurDracula Watch out, "it's practically radioactive"! SO HOT It's Practically Radioactivel Chef BOYARDEE New Spider-Man Pasta PRESENTS COMICS PRIDERMAN Get your spidey taste buds tingling with new Spider-Man Pasta from Chef Boyardee. Totally webbed out Spider-Man pasta shapes smothered in secret sauce. It's the hottest lunch going. PASTA WITH MEATBALLS IN TOMATO SAUCE Chef BOYÁRDEE THANK GOODNESS FOR CHEF BOYARDEE.

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Food - Dinosaur Dracula Opening a wildly corroded can of Spider-Man Pasta from 1995: a thread. (1/5) @DinosaurDracula New! Chef BOYARDEE PRESENTS MCS PIDER MAN NTA SHAPES ATBALLS OMATO

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Metal - Dinosaur Dracula @DinosaurDracula I put the can opener to work, unsettled by the rust, but emboldened by the lack of noxious fumes. I turn the knob and wince, unable to rule out the possibility that the contents have mutated into something alive & malevolent. (2/5) hola

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Soil - Dinosaur Dracula @DinosaurDracula They say tragedy plus time equals comedy, but there's nothing funny about 15 ounces of Spider-Man Pasta reduced to a rotted 3-ounce chunk. Recalling the fate of Jordy Verrill in Creepshow, I'm thankful for my rubber gloves. (3/5)

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Chocolate brownie - Dinosaur Dracula @DinosaurDracula I carefully remove the mass, which looks like a cross between Big Thunder Mountain and one of those Geonosian hives from Attack of the Clones. (4/5) SPIVAM

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Food - Dinosaur Dracula @DinosaurDracula I think I notice something, but consult the label on the can to be sure. Indeed, there's poor Spider-Man, trapped in this godforsaken toxic monstrosity. I'm sorry, Peter. With old pasta comes great instability. Thank you all for taking this journey with me. (5/5) MARVELM COMICS CTURE ALLHREE EXCIT SPIDER-MANTM Marvel Comics, Spier-man: TM SPI QOKING IRECTION Stov Ton Stir occasionally until hot. Microwave: Empty contents Cover. Microwave on HIGH 3 during

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Customer Accidentally Ghosts Lunch Order, Makes Good On It Days Later


Good for this dude. After what sounds like a totally innocent mishap, where they went to the wrong Thai restaurant to grab their lunch, and weren't able to get over to the right Thai restaurant before getting back to work; they ultimately decided to make good on the ghosted order, days later. Following up to right wrongs like that can make an unimaginably positive impact upon another human being's state of existence. 

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Entitled Karen Is A Treasurer, Can't Comprehend Basic Math


It's a wonder how she ended up in the position of treasurer in the first place. It's a position that literally requires the person to be able to comprehend math, to work over finances. All that we're seeing from the Entitled Karen of the hour here is a sobering failure on her part to understand how 10% works. Like, really? That is some next level confusion. 

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Text - Amber to me Yesterday View details Hi there, I've replaced Nicole at can't find the keys to the lock on the change drawer for any of our machines. e and I Abs to Amber Yesterday View details Hi Amber, The Keys are with me, as my guys are the ones who empty the change and tally it every fortnight.

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Text - Amber to me Yesterday View details Hi Abs? is it? I don't know why you would have the keys when they're our units. I'll need them back please. We should be the only ones with the keys. 9:09 O Vo)) 4G LTE 1 ll 88%

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Text - Abs to Amber Yesterday View details Amber, that is the payment plan. Since the funds weren't available at the time, I decided to give them to your organisation anyway and take a small percentage each fortnight until they were paid in full. Then the keys are all yours. If you'd like to arrange a direct debit instead we can do that.

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Text - Amber Ok, it's simple. I'll get the locks changed on each one then. Thank you 19 May Abs to Amber Yesterday View details Amber. Sebastian and I had a long chat prior to delivery. He advised that the organisation lacked funding and if we could work something out. I said yes, l'll give them to you and take a small percentage, interest free, until they're paid off. You are exhausting my good will now.

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Text - Amber| to me Yesterday View details They're not free if you're taking 10%. What if one week they make a hundred dollars and the following week they make a thousand? You are taking the same fee regardless. You are a thief stealing from a charity.

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Text - Abs to Amber Yesterday View details Ok, you're officially the second stupidest person I know. I'm the fırst for deciding to help your organisation evidently. In your scenario, the first week $10 goes toward your payment. The following week $100 goes toward your payment. And Changing the locks makes you the thief. Amber. Just so you know. Show quoted text

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Text - Amber to me Yesterday View details So now you're resorting to insulting me because you got caught. So the more the machines make, the more you take? How is that even fair? We are done here. Either the keys or I change the locks.

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Text - Abs to Amber Yesterday View details I take that back. You are not the second stupidest person I know. I'll bring the keys tomorrow. Show quoted text

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Text - Amber to me Yesterday View details I thought so. I'm in from 9am through till 2.30pm. Don't play games with people, you'll eventually find someone better than you. Show quoted text Abs to Amber Yesterday View details I'll be taking the machines with me though. I'll see you at 9am. Hopefully you won't trigger another migrane.

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Text - Amber 19 May l'll have the police waiting. Good luck with that! Abs 19 May No need. I'll bring the sheriff with me. I'm sure he'll explain it to you very very slowly. Amber to me Yesterday View details The sheriff won't come out at a days notice. Nice try though but you're messing with someone above your pay grade. You'll be leaving in handcuffs. Bye!

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Text - Abs to Amber Yesterday View details y and his number is You can call him personally, or verify Police Station. I'll call him and let His name is with him know to expect your call. Show quoted text

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Text - Amber to me Yesterday View details It's probably a friend of yours who will also be arrested for impersonating an officer of the law. Not very smart are you... I'll humour you though. Show quoted text Abs 19 May You're awesome. ...

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Text - Amber to me Yesterday View details He explained it alot better than you did. You could have been more professional and explained it in layman's terms. We're not all tradesmen. I want this paid off asap as I do not wish to deal with you any further.

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Text - Abs to Amber Yesterday View details That's a pretty shitty apology Amber. I'll be there at 9am to collect my units. I'll write a cheque for the amount paid so far. Don't choke on that foot love. Show quoted text Amber to me Yesterday View details Don't you worry, l'll have this sorted out. ...

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Text - Abs to Amber Yesterday View details No you won't. Good luck! Bye! Show quoted text Reply Reply all Forward

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