In case you ever wondered what it'd sound like if a southerner spoke some Spanish, this video will fulfill that curiosity. His vocabulary is apparently on point, but his accent on the other hand, is all over the place.
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Fans of Sean of the Dead and people whose friends made them watch Sean of the Dead will be happy to see the faces of Simon Pegg and Nick Frost reprising their roles for a friendly message.
Holy crap this movie came out 16 years ago?
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This woman found herself in quite the series of fails, after trying to have some groceries delivered. It sounds like just about everything that could've gone awry, did. She accidentally flashed the driver, wiped out after her back went out, and pissed off her cat. Hopefully she tipped the delivery driver extra for offering to help her up. Not a typical day on the job for that driver, at all.
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Karen the CFO put all the trust in that handy dandy, malfunctioning calculator. Turns out Karen would've been much better served if she'd listened to other people's opinions, and not assumed that a calculator that couldn't even factor in the proper order of operations, was correct. No, Karen. That is not how it works.
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Parents are expressing their moments of frustration and amusement that are popping up as they go about homeschooling their kids, during this time of quarantine. With the schools shutting down everywhere due to the Coronavirus, the appreciation for teachers and what they provide to kids has absolutely skyrocketed. Teaching restless students, and getting them to stay on task, is no easy job.
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This chef was just trying to deliver some food to a law firm as usual when the power-tripping security guard got in the way. Luckily things got sorted out. For another work story, here's an Australian engineer who let a farm owner destroy his own car.
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Whether it was last week or thirty years ago, people remember being accused of things they didn't do. It's one of the most maddening feelings to be wrongfully misjudged, especially when there's no way to prove your own innocence. Here are people who got blamed for some BS. Luckily, a few of them were able to prove their innocence. Some weren't so lucky.
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We personally have done some ridiculously inconvenient things to save not enough money. When you realize that you're spending 3 hours and gas money to go to a store the next town over save three dollars on apple juice, it really makes you reevaluate how much your time is worth. That said, we love a deal and here are stories of people's sketchy cheap buys that ended up being their best purchases. On the other side there are people who try to bully and swindle people out of their dollars or complain over the contents of a dollar taco, and those entitled people need to pack up their rotten attitudes.
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The shower is the home to people's strangest, and sometimes most profound realizations. It's a place to connect the dots, or ponder, or just get lost in the stream of thinking until you come up for air with something that could be an "aha" moment. These shower thoughts were a whole lot of fun to scroll through. With everyone caught up in the self-quarantined time due to Coronavirus, some folks might be taking more showers than usual. So maybe, more shower thoughts.
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Dana Jay Bien found the inspiration in these weird times to write and post the lyrics to a coronavirus parody of Bohemian Rhapsody. Some people are posting journal entries from self quarantine. Everyone is dealing with it differently. Pizza deliverers are posting stories of working during the pandemic. A shopper even got petty revenge on a toilet paper hoarding Karen.
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There are so many photos taken daily that it's statistically certain that some of them are gonna come out a little goofy. Ah yes, there's nothing like the instant comedy of one thing looking like another thing, especially if it's particularly weird, unflattering or dirty. Here are some more perfectly timed photos and double-take inducing photos of intriguing perspective.
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Someone on AskReddit asked for people to describe the various things that they do when they're stressed out or annoyed. Whether it's stepping outside to grab some fresh air right before you shout a storm of curse words into the sky, or maybe something more chill, like diving into your favorite video game; we all have our preferred coping mechanism.
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This fun Tumblr thread highlights the ways that bros can bond together to accomplish seemingly simple tasks. By uniting brain cells and working together no mountain is too high for the bros to ascend.
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Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the various plans they've had to cancel, as a result of the Coronavirus outbreak. As time passes on by, pretty much everything as we know it seems to be getting cancelled. It's a strange time, and the futility of planning has never been felt more painfully. Everyone stay safe out there, and wash those hands!
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Gordon Ramsay decided to release a video that demonstrates the proper way to wash the hands. With the Coronavirus taking the world by storm, a process like washing the hands is more important than ever. And not everyone knows the proper way to go about it. So, Gordon Ramsay is here to break it down.
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This Facebook scammer wasn't ready to contend with the power of logic. If anything, this interaction could serve as a helpful guide for other people out there to employ, when they find themselves facing a scammer who's trying to get away with some stupid BS. Enough with all the scamming, people!
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Gotta love the response from the Chino Valley Unified School District, amidst the storm of cancellations due to the Coronavirus. They decided to put on the show, remotely, and the results are beautiful. Check out the CDC for rolling updates on the status of the Coronavirus.
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In these trying times, you wouldn't think John Lajoie of The League and "Show me Your Genitals" fame would come back to record another song. Things are weird right now, but the message is on point.
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It's like a real life version of The Sims. There's no denying it; these were some bad choices that resulted in ultimate failure. Life's all about those attempts, and if you're aware enough, you learn from the mistakes that can result from said attempts. We're hoping that the masterminds behind these bad choices were able to reflect, and learn from their handful of mistakes.
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There's a time and place for overly literal puns, stupid moments and clever jokes. That time and place is here and now. Technically accurate jokes might make you feel smart, but who knows. They're right, but kinda not. They're just technically correct.
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Seth Rogen decided to get baked and watch the infamously disorienting and genuinely bizarre film, "Cats." This was a recipe for a comedy goldmine. His humor and hilarious confusion make the following Twitter thread just our favorite kind of rollercoaster. If you're looking for more funny "Cats" content after this, check out some more random and hilarious observations about the movie, "Cats", over here.
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Here's the story of how one electrician used some McGuyver-like work to undo a rule breaking tool. It gets pretty technical. For more intriguing technical stories of destruction, here's how this guy let a farm owner destroy his own car.
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People get married for a lot of reasons. You hope it's because they love each other. Sadly, and more dramatically, people get married over lies and convenience. Sometimes it's even made clear during the wedding that it's not gonna work out. For more wedding drama, here are some wedding meltdown stories as well as the time a bridezilla kept 30K in gifts after cancelling her wedding.
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Faheem Younus, is the Chief Quality Officer and Chief of Infectious Diseases at University of Maryland (UCH). He shared a Twitter thread that aims to debunk 10 common myths surrounding the Coronavirus. Hopefully, folks catch wind of this information and work to spread it to others that might be caught up in the otherwise disorienting whirlwind of misinformation. If you're looking for more information about the Coronavirus, check the CDC for regular updates.
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This one goes out to the heroes of every office, school and setting in need of general administration. The computer savvy, the IT people, the tech support and tech workers who know more about computers than everyone else and make Karen from accounting and Dave from sales look like the useless cave people that they are. But honestly, if you know literally anything about computers you'll probably get most of these. For more, here are excruciating moments of tech support gore as well as the story of a tech support worker whose manager threw out 40 computers not knowing what they were.
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There's no doubt that cities and people have changed the way animals interact with their environment. With a lot of cities urging people to stay inside, things are changing again. For some animals, the lack of people walking around is more reason than ever to start exploring. For other animals that depend on tourists to feed them, the lack of tourists has them looking elsewhere for food. Things can change fast, it's like some junk out of I Am Legend. Different people have dealt with various quarantines differently, like tweeting funny quarantine journal updates or getting revenge on toilet paper hoarding Karens.
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Pizza delivery employees are out there hustling, keeping the hungry folks fed. A big shout out and thank you to everyone out there on the grind. These tales from pizza delivery employees capture some of the strange encounters that have been had by people working on delivering pizza during the time of the Coronavirus. It's a strange environment, indeed. Make sure to tip those pizza delivery dudes extra! Everyone stay safe, and keep those hands washed! Also, check out the CDC for the latest updates.
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Someone on AskReddit asked for coders to share the various ways they've gone about turning down the big, million dollar ideas from enthused individuals that can get deluded by their own blinding excitement. Sometimes it's a process of poking holes in the plans, while other times it can work to just take the idea completely seriously, and then watch the "ideas person" slowly melt into the realization that there will be work required of them, in the process of bringing the idea to reality as well.
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