This dude decided to check their fiance's location history, and came to discover that there was cheating going on. Ouch. But hey, thanks to the discovery they're free from someone who refused to keep themselves faithful to their partner in the first place.
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Parents are sharing the funniest things that they've heard kids say. Kids have an uncanny knack for spewing out all kinds of outlandish sentiments. If anything, they can help the rest of us not take ourselves so seriously. They provide that comedic relief with spontaneous pure ridiculousness.
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After this guy's coworker bullied the office mom to get his way, he stepped in to make sure his coworker's selfish pizza plan didn't come to fruition. The world has its fair share of entitled people and their wild demands, and a whole lot of people who get inadvisable but satisfying petty revenge.
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This kid was clearly just appreciating how dang cool those grow-your-dinosaur toys are. I mean, who wouldn't want to grow a dinosaur if they had the chance.
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Sometimes customers throw out an order that seems to escape the very definition of logic. It's like the customers just threw a bunch of random foods together, and decided to surprise the waiters with pure nonsense. I mean, hey, everyone has their thing, and sometimes people enjoy a particular food combination like ice cream and ketchup. Yes, let that settle. Ice cream and ketchup.
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This dude had a request for the hotel he was staying at in D.C. It was a very, very important request not to be taken lightly. Yes, this dude wanted a framed picture of Harambe. To make matters even more spectacular, the hotel was cool with the guy keeping the framed picture.
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This case of a parking lot Karen losing it, ends in one satisfying and petty revenge. Specifically, the hysterical Karen in question claims that the car physically hit her. Well, it sounds like no such thing occurred. Instead, it actually sounds like the car came to a screeching halt, about 15 feet away from her. Fortunately, the dash cam was around to confirm this story.
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There are a lot of reasons to hate a saying. Maybe it's used to justify a decision that you know is wrong. Maybe someone just says it a lot. It could be that it's just a saying that people use incorrectly and that's what pisses you off. There are tons of everyday phrases people absolutely hate hearing.
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People will try to sell anything that isn't nailed to the floor, and sometimes they manage to pry that junk of the floor and sell it anyway. A lot of weird stuff goes down on facebook marketplace and craigslist, like this mistaken person who thought they found a stray cat. Here's any manner of wild junk people posted to get a dollar.
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Someone on AskReddit asked for people to describe their irrational fears. Reading through this list, it's fascinating to see what kinds of phobias and other irrational fears that we can pick up as we move through life. Things like underwater caves, or the fear that leaving a drink unattended in a room could result in the toys poisoning the drink. Now that's a trip.
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The Lawrence Police Department's Twitter game is on point. They're providing some hilarious commentary about all the maddening times we find ourselves living in. They're doing it with what seems to be a nice balance between being helpful, and maintaining a sense of humor about everything.
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This landlord learned a humbling lesson in the power of addressing tenants and their concerns. If the landlord had just listened, and proceeded to fix the broken windows, so much money could've been saved. But no. No listening. Instead, the landlord ended up having to pay thousands of dollars, and a loss of a job factored in too.
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Why does Darren have to take all the heat for the council's mistake? It was an honest mistake, and naturally people had all the fun with it in the comments section.
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There are a whole bunch of entitled people out there making unreasonable demands. They might be a complete stranger who wants to use your Netflix account, or even a boss that wants you to come in on the weekends and work for free. One thing is certain that when selfish folks don't get what they want, those entitled people develop a rotten attitude. This one in particular gets evil.
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We've assembled a fine collection of failed movie pitches that simply didn't make it past the pitching process. Sometimes what seems like a great idea at the time is anything but that. But hey, you never know if an idea is truly not worth seeing through until you go ahead and pitch it. Poor Seth Rogen got shut down hard with that R-rated Care Bears pitch.
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This guy would appear to have achieved some kind of enlightenment while eating a honeycomb. It's a look of pure ecstasy.
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This family was in for a serious wakeup call after ordering the same meal repeatedly, assuming that they'd only be charged for the meal once. Whoops. That is not how it works. Not how it works at all. Actually, you're expected to pay for the meal each time you order it. Amazing.
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It's rare that you get to catch your thief with their pants down like this, and this dude made a quick judgement call on some very suitable petty revenge. People get some great revenge on theives who can't respect other people's stuff, like this guy who got back at his thieving roommate with a usb booby trap or this guy who got revenge on his food stealing roommate with a habanero cake.
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Staying in a relationship that neither person wants to be in can do more harm than good. Here are some suggestions for signs that it's good to consider calling it off and finding someone more compatible. For more relationship stuff, here are lines crossed by men's exes and red flags women saw on dating apps.
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Ah yes, we've got some old cursed images for your viewing pleasure. Cursed images are just there to remind us how weird various corners of the world are. Weird is where it's at, sometimes. Some of these cursed food images look like they might make the stomach do some unpleasant things. If you want something a little more tame than pure cursed, we recommend checking out some blursed images that are both cursed and blessed.
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Sometimes random junk like rocks and birds have the same color scheme and texture as delicious popsicles and ribeye steaks. The fine people at r/forbiddensnacks look for the tasty looking inedible delights around them. When you start to look for it, there's tons of stuff that looks like tasty food but isn't.
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These dishonest individuals got caught up in trying to weave their various webs of lies. Sometimes people get so caught up in their deceptive antics that they forget the internet is a great place to shine the light of truth on lies, with a little Google searching.
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This bride found herself facing some criticism from people in the comments section after telling her fiancé that he couldn't have his female friend be a "best woman" at their wedding. Sounds like someone is enjoying bossing the other person around. There's that factor, and then the controlling nature of the instant-no too. If the guy identifies this woman as his best friend, shouldn't she be able to be his "best woman" at the wedding?
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The minds of Tumblr just shoot wild thoughts around like a pinball machine, resulting in some nuggets of gold from Tumblr's busy brains. You've got off-the-wall movie ideas, quizzical musings on history, intriguing observations, and strange anecdotes. There are too many comedy gems from the world of Tumblr.
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Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the funniest historical facts that they know. The resulting insights paint a picture of just how weird the world is that we live in, and how absurdly worked up people can get themselves, when it comes to warring over seemingly meaningless stuff.
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