Some people can't be bothered to fulfill the duties of their one job. Maybe it's forgetfulness, or maybe it's genuine carelessness. Like they're indifferent to whatever happens. That being said, the following list captures some moments people failed to perform their one job, and fails ensued.
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Before seeing this you might think you have a strong brain, but afterwards...oh boy, get ready to have your mind melted.
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We've got some fails from people that might have benefited from a bit more thought before making their decisions. These bad choices did manage to make for some great stories.
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These students weren't having it after their teacher maliciously started targeting people. But thanks to a successful pro revenge, the tutor ended up almost getting fired, and ultimately turned into a creepy nice tutor. Yikes.
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These ridiculous knockoff brands aren't fooling anyone. It's enjoyable to see how these knockoff brands and their half-baked attempts ended up coming out. Honestly, you might like some of the knockoff names better than the originals.
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These students thought they'd prank their teacher, but the teacher ended up having the last laugh. Ah, yes. Got to love a nice case of a wholesome revenge. Nothing gives a student the fear like a fake test with a bunch of answers there was no way they'd be prepared for answering.
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This tech support employee decided to implement the element of surprise when dealing with an exasperating customer. We would've loved to have seen the customer's face when the guy exclaimed, "MICE!" in his best stage voice.
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This funny supercut makes it look like Joe Rogan is falling in love, or something. Beautiful.
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Nothing is the same type of annoying as a dumb person who thinks they've just defeated you. Such is this low balling stranger who made the unreasonable demand for this rug, obviously lies about buying a different one, and is so dumb that they don't understand a rhetorical situation and believe that they've caught the seller in a lie. Pretty childish.
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This student's business project that involved people competing on Super Smash Bros really ended up taking on a life of its own. It escalated to such an extent that they ultimately found themselves being shunned, and suspended from school. Pretty wild that it evolved into a "gambling ring." Whoops.
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This Twitter thread very well might combine two of your very favorite things that you never thought could be combined. Brilliant work, really.
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Someone on AskReddit asked for employees to describe the craziest things that happened to them on the job, and on top of that--how they were expected to continue working. The ensuing responses are filled to the brim with chaos.
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Twitter users share some of their best tips for how to lose a job, in four words. Well, not every one of these dishes out the lose-your-job advice in four words, but still. Maybe you're fed up with your gig, and looking for something new, and weren't sure how to make the most glorious of exits. Maybe you'll find yourself trying out one of these.
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We'd guess that this girl didn't expect rock pictures from this guy after giving him her number on Tinder. That being said, here we are. The rock pics are out in full force, and they are glorious. This could really be headed somewhere special.
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Someone on AskReddit asked for women to share the most ridiculous things that they've had men try to explain to them. You know, things like dad explaining to his daughter how mortgages work, while she's in fact a real estate agent. Some people are just blind to their own ignorance. Maybe they'll figure it out at some point, or maybe they won't.
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This is just a short little wholesome thread about a big dog that had a special relationship with a tiny owl pet. For more moments like these, here are some wholesome memes to restore some sanity. And for more funny sleeping dogs, here are tired dogs sleeping in awkward positions.
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It's hard to cover up every plot hole of a cartoon that is by definition supposed to not make sense anyway. Some of these are delivered with a wink and a nod by the creators themselves, and others just kinda seem lazy. Sometimes it goes deeper, like how Tumblr explained that the Power Puff Girls are supposed to be freaky handless monsters.
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You just can't make this kind of cluelessness up. Kid was clearly not ready with the excuse.
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This girl seemingly popped out of the blue, and assumed she'd be invited to the wedding of a "friend" she hadn't talked to in a long time. As it turns out, the wedding was for close friends and family, and not people that had fallen out of touch. From there, the response was one wrapped up in passive aggressiveness. The girl goes so far as to suggest that the couple reconsider marriage altogether.
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With the kickass instrumentals of Lemmy with Motörhead and the powerful vocals by James Brown, this mashup works better than you'd think. And it gets extra points for that little Ace of Spades part.
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This needy "Karen" ended up being taught a foul tasting lesson by a bartender who was ready to serve it up to her. Apparently, Karen, was putting the pressure on a guy who wasn't interested. The bartender decided to enact an intervention of sorts, by serving Karen an intentionally terrible drink.
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This guy asked people on Reddit whether or not he was in the wrong for wanting to wait to have a baby with his wife, until she addressed her obsessive cleaning habits. Some folks in the replies section are suggesting that the process of having a baby would only elevate what could be an existent high anxiety level, for her. Maybe a little time could help. Who knows?
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This Tumblr disagreement over whether or not this bread knife is real became a real debate with counterarguments, claims and diagrams. Frankly at first glance it looks like fake bread, but I guess that's why lawyers exist. For some more lawyer Tumblr stuff, here's a tumblr thread on ridiculous court transcripts. For another argument, here's a tumblr user absolutely schooling another on horses.
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These mental wipeouts from people in their cars resulted in some serious fails. They might make you feel better about your most mindless moments behind the wheel. We're all prone to making a mistake every now and again. Just gotta roll with it.
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Some Tumblr threads do a phenomenal job at taking our brains on wild and unexpected brain trips. For instance, this thread that suggests that the color magenta isn't actually a real color. Instead, that it's just our brains "guessing" at a color.
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Having a noisy neighbor who keeps you from sleeping can feel like literal torture. After it kept getting worse, this dude took matters, and aux cords, into his own hands. Here's a similar story of a guy who got cunning revenge on his noisy neighbors.
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Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their experiences with being on the receiving end of wrongful, premature judgments. Judgments are absolutely not always grounded in what is. It's remarkable how many of us can give ourselves over to what thoughts come into our minds, about what defines someone else.
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