Friday, February 28, 2020

Soldiers Share Their Care Package Tips


Soldiers share things that the military doesn't provide that would be welcomed in care packages | Burner_03 2d Please dont pack soap or any scented hygiene product with any food items food items will absorb smell s hard enjoy Irish spring cookies. military army camouflage uniform

Soldiers of Reddit are sharing the items they'd welcome in care packages. The following list should be helpful for anyone considering assembling a care package for a soldier out there. 

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Woman Upset That Her Engagement Ring Was $80


Woman becomes upset that her engagement ring was only $80 | AITA apparently not respecting my Pandora engagement ring? Not hole want start this off by saying not gold digger got engaged 2 weeks ago and more than happy say yes even if there no ring at all. But there one and looked beautiful at first

This woman asked the people of Reddit whether or not she was in the wrong for being upset about her partner getting her an engagement ring worth $80. The verdict rolling in would seem to be one that suggests she's not wrong for being hurt by the less than overwhelming financial gesture. A question that comes to mind is why he'd spend hundreds on a TV and $80 on a ring? What was the motivation there? 

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Weirdest Things People Saw At The Gym


People describe the weirdest things they saw at the gym | reddit post TheButtDog 2d 1 Award saw guy on stair climber wearing sunglasses and leather jacket

People are sharing their strangest experiences at the gym. The place just has a knack for being a magnet for strange behavior. You've got the animalistic grunts, the sweaty messes, the head cases of unfathomable vanity, the inflated egos, etc. If you're a part of a gym, you're bound to cross paths with weird in some form at some moment. 

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Freestyle Rapper Absolutely Crushes It


Harry Mack is a living legend of the freestyle rap game. The dude just shows up and absolutely crushes it in the moment. 

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Police Question Man, He Won't Stop Eating Ham


Ham Man is here. This guy was in the middle of enjoying an impressive block of ham, while the police were trying to get to the bottom of a domestic dispute. There's a whole lot going on here beneath the surface, and we're not even where to start. 

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People's Biggest Mistakes At Work


People on Twitter describe their biggest fails at the workplace environment.

People on Twitter are describing the biggest mistakes that they've made at work. These recaps of fail might just end up making you feel better about your moments of misfortune, from the past. We all mess up. Thus is life. 

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Customers Want Bigger Wine Glasses, Bartender Maliciously Complies


Entitled customers want bigger glasses for their wine and the bartender maliciously complies.

These customers sound like they came in on a mission to be discontented with whatever the bartender served up, and did for them. So, the bartender served them up a couple big glasses -- as per request -- of exactly what they ordered. Were they just trying to get more wine, with that little request? Maybe. 

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Most Awkward Interactions People Had With Their Crushes


People share the most awkward interactions they've had with their crushes.

People are describing their most awkward interactions they've had with their crushes. The following tales are filled with moments of spontaneous fail, and an overriding lesson that no matter how much planning goes into something...anything can happen, and in these cases, awkwardness can ensue. 

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Creepy Things That Shouldn't Exist


People on Twitter describe creepy things that shouldn't exist.

People on Twitter are describing the things they find creepy, and wish didn't exist in the first place. We've got some creepy crawlers and bizarre hairstyles, and even a monstrous example of a chicken McNuggets from McDonald's. 

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Spin Class Fitness Bullies Get Revenged Out Of Their Careers


Spin class bullies lose their careers after a pro revenge is taken.

These spin class fitness bullies were using social media to shame a person who was just trying to get their workouts in, so that person decided to use social media to revenge right back at them. A solid and satisfying story. Take that bullies. 

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Twitter Thread: Kid Discovers Stranger Living In House's Vents


Kid realizes that there's a strange living in the house's walls.

This is just the kind of Twitter thread that can manage to rob the most peaceful of minds, of sleep. There's something genuinely bone-chilling, terrifying, when reading about a kid discovering that there's been a stranger living in his house's vents, without his knowledge. 

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Dad's Ashes Sparks Hilariously Dark Brainstorm


Conversation about what to do with dad's ashes.

This comments thread went a bit dark when it came to figuring out what to do with dad's ashes. There were no limits to what people hatched up for ideas when it came to trying to dissolve the brick of dad (rest in peace). 

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Dishonest People Getting Dunked On By The Truth


Liars that got called out for being dishonest on social media.

These liars got caught up in the middle of trying to sell their BS to the rest of the world. When are these people going to quit it with the dishonesty, and just embrace the truth? Who knows? Until then, we'll enjoy the liars getting called out as they do on social media. 

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Employee Cusses Out Water Bottle, Manager Walks By At Same Moment


Employee cusses at their water bottle right when the manager is walking by.

The timing of this particular decision by an employee to cuss at their water bottle, proved tough. Apparently, the manager was walking by right when they cussed at the water bottle. Oops. 

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Comedy Gems From Scottish People On Twitter


Various tweets from Scottish people on Twitter.

Good old Scottish Twitter never lets us down when it comes to portraying the culture and its seemingly incomprehensible jargon. For fun, just try to read these in your best Scottish accent. 

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Thursday, February 27, 2020

Dumb and Clever Jokes that are Literal and Accurate


Puns and memes that are literal and technically true | funny tweet Donny Electric @DonnyElectric saw my boy across bar tell some girl he travels work man delivers pizza

Whether it's a horrible dad joke or an intriguing observation, we have much to learn from dumb moments and clever jokes that are technically accurate. Sure, being super literal all the time might make your friends hate you, but it's worth it. Being so wrong but so right at the same time is an incredible skill that comes with the territory of silly puns and clever jokes.

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People's Biggest Culture Shocks Coming From Third World Countries


People describe their biggest culture shocks coming from third world countries | spartan6222 My roomate's coworker is Guatemala. He says one best things about US is call an ambulance, one actually shows up even if aren't rich or important.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people from third world countries to share their biggest culture shock experiences. Things like having clean water out of the tap, or an ambulance that shows up if you call it (regardless of financial status) are things we can momentarily forget aren't guarantees everywhere else. Definitely a list that helps keep things in perspective. 

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Doggo Fails Out Of Service Dog Training School


This dog tried his very best, but sometimes that's just not enough. He's still a good boy!

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Reporter Unknowingly Hits Face Filter On Live TV


That's one way to go about reporting the news. 

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Guys Get Grandma Featured In Vogue At Fashion Week


Job well done, lads. 

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Student Fakes Flat Tire, Lazy Classmates In Group Project Fail


Student fakes a flat tire so that their lazy classmates fail the group project.

This student decided to fake a flat tire so that their lazy classmates in the group project would fail. Just the kind of pro petty revenge that deserves some high marks. 

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Retail Workers' Best Methods For Passing Time


Retail workers describe their best methods for passing the time while at work.

People that have worked retail are sharing their most beloved methods for passing the time. Things like not checking the time as frequently have been known to help people feel like it's passing faster. Could try that, or maybe striking up conversation with people that are coming in as customers. 

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People That Failed At Their One Job


People that had one job to do and failed at it.

Some people can't be bothered to fulfill the duties of their one job. Maybe it's forgetfulness, or maybe it's genuine carelessness. Like they're indifferent to whatever happens. That being said, the following list captures some moments people failed to perform their one job, and fails ensued. 

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Waiters/Waitresses/Baristas Share Their Unexpected Overheards


Waiters and waitresses describe overheards they had while working, that they felt they shouldn't have heard.

Waiters, waitresses, and baristas are sharing their unexpected overheards that they've experienced while working on the job. Nothing quite like just trying to muddle through your work day, while you're also playing third party to what could be the ending of a relationship, or some other kind of emotional blowup between a couple people eating a meal. 

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Wendy's Gets People To Roast Their Competitors


Wendy's starts a roast battle on Twitter about their breakfast competition.

Beautiful work displayed in the Wendy's breakfast battle. Turns out a lot of people have roasts ready at their disposal. Wendy's kickstarted a roast battle for the ages on Twitter, by asking people to roast the competition. The leading authority on roasts knows how to play this game very well. They're just getting other people to do the "roasting work" for them. 

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Wholesome Greentexts Full Of Light And Goodness


Collection of wholesome greentexts from people spreading light in the world.

Wholesome moments really are their own kind of magical thing. They're those moments when it can feel like the whole world has come together to light up your moment with some genuinely good energy. Maybe that next wholesome moment will come and surprise you after you've experienced a fail, and are in the middle of assuming it's all gone to sh*t. Who knows. 

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Food Horrors That Could Traumatize Tastebuds


Collection of gross food items that look horrifying and terrible tasting.

These food horrors defy what some people might expect when it comes to pairing certain foods with others. Have you really ever experienced life until you've eaten cereal out of a bell pepper? Obviously, no. Or maybe you're finding yourself curious about how ketchup tastes in a glass of milk. There's a bright idea. 

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Weird Moments In The World Of Tinder


Funny moments on Tinder that kept us entertained.

People find all kinds of wild ways to keep themselves entertained on Tinder. They'll bust out ridiculous pickup lines that either work or fail in glorious fashion. They'll also lay the cheesiness on real thick. Sometimes it would seem that all the chaos gives way to genuine moments of connection between people. Maybe not taking any of it too seriously helps the whole process of getting to know someone. 

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