Friday, February 28, 2020

Creepy Things That Shouldn't Exist


People on Twitter describe creepy things that shouldn't exist.

People on Twitter are describing the things they find creepy, and wish didn't exist in the first place. We've got some creepy crawlers and bizarre hairstyles, and even a monstrous example of a chicken McNuggets from McDonald's. 

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Spin Class Fitness Bullies Get Revenged Out Of Their Careers


Spin class bullies lose their careers after a pro revenge is taken.

These spin class fitness bullies were using social media to shame a person who was just trying to get their workouts in, so that person decided to use social media to revenge right back at them. A solid and satisfying story. Take that bullies. 

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Twitter Thread: Kid Discovers Stranger Living In House's Vents


Kid realizes that there's a strange living in the house's walls.

This is just the kind of Twitter thread that can manage to rob the most peaceful of minds, of sleep. There's something genuinely bone-chilling, terrifying, when reading about a kid discovering that there's been a stranger living in his house's vents, without his knowledge. 

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Dad's Ashes Sparks Hilariously Dark Brainstorm


Conversation about what to do with dad's ashes.

This comments thread went a bit dark when it came to figuring out what to do with dad's ashes. There were no limits to what people hatched up for ideas when it came to trying to dissolve the brick of dad (rest in peace). 

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Dishonest People Getting Dunked On By The Truth


Liars that got called out for being dishonest on social media.

These liars got caught up in the middle of trying to sell their BS to the rest of the world. When are these people going to quit it with the dishonesty, and just embrace the truth? Who knows? Until then, we'll enjoy the liars getting called out as they do on social media. 

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Employee Cusses Out Water Bottle, Manager Walks By At Same Moment


Employee cusses at their water bottle right when the manager is walking by.

The timing of this particular decision by an employee to cuss at their water bottle, proved tough. Apparently, the manager was walking by right when they cussed at the water bottle. Oops. 

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Comedy Gems From Scottish People On Twitter


Various tweets from Scottish people on Twitter.

Good old Scottish Twitter never lets us down when it comes to portraying the culture and its seemingly incomprehensible jargon. For fun, just try to read these in your best Scottish accent. 

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Thursday, February 27, 2020

Dumb and Clever Jokes that are Literal and Accurate


Puns and memes that are literal and technically true | funny tweet Donny Electric @DonnyElectric saw my boy across bar tell some girl he travels work man delivers pizza

Whether it's a horrible dad joke or an intriguing observation, we have much to learn from dumb moments and clever jokes that are technically accurate. Sure, being super literal all the time might make your friends hate you, but it's worth it. Being so wrong but so right at the same time is an incredible skill that comes with the territory of silly puns and clever jokes.

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People's Biggest Culture Shocks Coming From Third World Countries


People describe their biggest culture shocks coming from third world countries | spartan6222 My roomate's coworker is Guatemala. He says one best things about US is call an ambulance, one actually shows up even if aren't rich or important.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people from third world countries to share their biggest culture shock experiences. Things like having clean water out of the tap, or an ambulance that shows up if you call it (regardless of financial status) are things we can momentarily forget aren't guarantees everywhere else. Definitely a list that helps keep things in perspective. 

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Doggo Fails Out Of Service Dog Training School


This dog tried his very best, but sometimes that's just not enough. He's still a good boy!

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Reporter Unknowingly Hits Face Filter On Live TV


That's one way to go about reporting the news. 

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Guys Get Grandma Featured In Vogue At Fashion Week


Job well done, lads. 

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Student Fakes Flat Tire, Lazy Classmates In Group Project Fail


Student fakes a flat tire so that their lazy classmates fail the group project.

This student decided to fake a flat tire so that their lazy classmates in the group project would fail. Just the kind of pro petty revenge that deserves some high marks. 

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Retail Workers' Best Methods For Passing Time


Retail workers describe their best methods for passing the time while at work.

People that have worked retail are sharing their most beloved methods for passing the time. Things like not checking the time as frequently have been known to help people feel like it's passing faster. Could try that, or maybe striking up conversation with people that are coming in as customers. 

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People That Failed At Their One Job


People that had one job to do and failed at it.

Some people can't be bothered to fulfill the duties of their one job. Maybe it's forgetfulness, or maybe it's genuine carelessness. Like they're indifferent to whatever happens. That being said, the following list captures some moments people failed to perform their one job, and fails ensued. 

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Waiters/Waitresses/Baristas Share Their Unexpected Overheards


Waiters and waitresses describe overheards they had while working, that they felt they shouldn't have heard.

Waiters, waitresses, and baristas are sharing their unexpected overheards that they've experienced while working on the job. Nothing quite like just trying to muddle through your work day, while you're also playing third party to what could be the ending of a relationship, or some other kind of emotional blowup between a couple people eating a meal. 

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Wendy's Gets People To Roast Their Competitors


Wendy's starts a roast battle on Twitter about their breakfast competition.

Beautiful work displayed in the Wendy's breakfast battle. Turns out a lot of people have roasts ready at their disposal. Wendy's kickstarted a roast battle for the ages on Twitter, by asking people to roast the competition. The leading authority on roasts knows how to play this game very well. They're just getting other people to do the "roasting work" for them. 

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Wholesome Greentexts Full Of Light And Goodness


Collection of wholesome greentexts from people spreading light in the world.

Wholesome moments really are their own kind of magical thing. They're those moments when it can feel like the whole world has come together to light up your moment with some genuinely good energy. Maybe that next wholesome moment will come and surprise you after you've experienced a fail, and are in the middle of assuming it's all gone to sh*t. Who knows. 

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Food Horrors That Could Traumatize Tastebuds


Collection of gross food items that look horrifying and terrible tasting.

These food horrors defy what some people might expect when it comes to pairing certain foods with others. Have you really ever experienced life until you've eaten cereal out of a bell pepper? Obviously, no. Or maybe you're finding yourself curious about how ketchup tastes in a glass of milk. There's a bright idea. 

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Weird Moments In The World Of Tinder


Funny moments on Tinder that kept us entertained.

People find all kinds of wild ways to keep themselves entertained on Tinder. They'll bust out ridiculous pickup lines that either work or fail in glorious fashion. They'll also lay the cheesiness on real thick. Sometimes it would seem that all the chaos gives way to genuine moments of connection between people. Maybe not taking any of it too seriously helps the whole process of getting to know someone. 

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Bad Choices That Made Great Stories (17 Fails )


Bad choices that were made by people that led to great and hilarious stories of fail | two cars stuck together tried to go in a single lane at the same time road accident impatient dangerous drivers | super long gummy worm the length of a person's entire palm from tip of finger to the wrist

We've got some fails from people that might have benefited from a bit more thought before making their decisions. These bad choices did manage to make for some great stories. 

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Funny Knockoff Brands That Tried To Trick The World


Funny knockoff brands that tried to trick the world | kit kat knockoff copycat NeW KatKop Have break, Have Kat Rot New KatKot Extra Crispy Extra Creamy! Have break, Have Kat Kot New KatKoD Extra CrispY Extra Croa my

These ridiculous knockoff brands aren't fooling anyone. It's enjoyable to see how these knockoff brands and their half-baked attempts ended up coming out. Honestly, you might like some of the knockoff names better than the originals. 

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Strange Questions From Insane Quora Users


Strange and puzzling questions from people on Quora | heard if try too hard force fart out can cause one eyes fall out. Is true?

Quora serves as a home to people's strange and seemingly nonsensical questions. If anything, it does a phenomenal job at portraying just how crazy our minds can be when it comes to thoughts that pop up. 

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Deceptive Ads and Products Made by Jerk-Holes


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You wouldn't think that cartoonish scams like selling a sandwich with one slim front-facing strip of meat would still exist these days, but for some reason the practice of misleading products is going strong. Here are products designed by monsters that sell something other than advertised, charge people for BS, or have misleading interfaces.

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Wednesday, February 26, 2020

Guy Makes Sausage out of Totino's Pizza Rolls


This mad sausage man turns things that aren't sausage into sausage and honestly it's more satisfying than we'd expect. Seeing a person put things into sausage that you never thought possible is some weird combination of gross but intriguing. But I guess that's how the sausage, is...uh...made.

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Tumblr Adds Dumb Suggestions to List of Foreplay Activities


Tumblr thread of joke foreplay activities | NEVER SKIP FOREPLAY Make out. Lick her jaw. Suck her neck. Eat her God Damn py. e melaninmermaid Foreplay is essential. blueklectic Lick her jaw dickbuttofficial chew on her eyebrows kingweedorah put ear her torso moonuncle whisper into ass

Tumblr's busy brains are always working on something, and in this case it was an intriguing inclusion of the suggested foreplay activity "like her jaw" that inspired other users to add their own unorthodox sex acts. If your mind is firmly in the gutter, check out these wild sex facts to quote during an awkward silence.

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Kid Aces Test, Gets Hand Lotion


Apparently it was cold out and the kid just wanted to celebrate his aced test with some moisturizing hand lotion. That cold air can dry your hands out. He's got a point. 

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Guy Orders Extra Cream Cheese On Bagel, McDonald's Over Delivers


Guy orders extra cream cheese on his bagel, and McDonald's exceeds his expectations.

This guy's seemingly simple request for some extra cream cheese on his bagel resulted in quite the monstrosity. We're talking about a lot of cream cheese here, folks. Clearly someone had fun with honoring this request. 

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