Tuesday, February 18, 2020

Woman Gets Followed Home, Stranger Helps Her Out


Woman gets followed home by a few creepy guys getting off the train, and a stranger helps her out | W Black Professor @Wonderbitch82 walking train few minutes ago and woman walked right up and gave tight hug and whispered quickly please act like know 3 guys are following while played along then walked her 3 blocks home an experience both us. 8:24 PM 07 Feb 20 Twitter Android 58.9K Retweets 373K Likes

Sometimes it really feels like the universe puts someone in front of us at the perfect time to help out in our time of need. This woman was being followed home off the train by what sounds like a pack of vicious and immoral scoundrels. Fortunately, there was a kind stranger with a warm smile around who stepped up to help her out in her time of need. And it sounds like a meaningful friendship blossomed from there. 

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George Carlin Describes Baby Boomers


Millennials might especially enjoy this riff from George Carlin, who describes how he views the baby boomer generation. 

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Woman Gets Arrested For Stealing Car, Denies Stealing Car, Then Steals Cop Car


Well, that was an unexpected turn of events. The very person being arrested for stealing a car, ends up stealing a cop car too. 

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Tagged: cops , FAIL , crime , ridiculous , funny , Video

Weightlifter Rips a Mighty Beefer


This is what people want to see, right? Just a guy pushing more than plates? The ripped has become the ripper. Either way that sound leaves very little to the imagination. Looks like he'll need new pants sooner than he thinks.

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Lady Takes Hot Cheetos Bath, Twitter Loses It


Lady takes a hot cheetos bath, and people react to it on Twitter.

Twitter user @Sp00kynugget decided to relax in a bath after a long day. Now, this is no ordinary bath of relaxation. She threw what looks like hundreds, if not thousands, of hot Cheetos into said bath. Naturally, people had questions and also were outraged on Twitter. 

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Entitled Freeloader Offers Cool Vibes For Free Place


Choosing beggar wants rent-free living in exchange for providing fun and cool vibes.

This choosing beggar decided to offer up his "cool vibes' in exchange for a free place to live. That is an interesting way to go about negotiations. The comments section was definitely lit up over the guy's seemingly profound level of unawareness and entitlement. 

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Employee Catches Office Food Thief With Nanny Cam


Woman catches an office food thief by using a nanny cam.

Get a load of the audacity on this office food thief! This woman was muddling through the sleep-deprived existence of raising a new baby, while working a job, and as it turns out, dealing with the antics of an office food thief. Eventually, the office food thief's blind greed boiled over to such a point that they were opening new packages of food and leaving the wrappers around. The woman had enough, and took her revenge with the help of a nanny cam. Smooth move. 

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Nostalgic Memes for the 80s and 90s Kids


Nostalgic memes for the 80s and 90s.

Get out the walk man, fiddle with the cords to plug in the SNES and call up the neighbor kids, cause these returned us to a time in our lives that we completely took for granted. To continue chasing the dragon of your own youth, here are some funny nostalgic 90s life hacks. For the more decrepit among us, here's 70s and 80s nostalgia.

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People Who Faked Injuries and Illnesses


Stories of people faking illnesses and injuries.

Healthcare professionals see a lot. For whatever reason people try to trick doctors, nurses and technicians, whether it's an adult trying to scam the system, someone trying to score a prescription, a kid taking a lie too far or some general WTF-ness. Here are more times healthcare professionals saw right through lying patients.

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Daughter Relentlessly Trolls Mom To Oblivion


Hilarious text exchange between mom and her daughter involves memes and frustration.

This one's an oldie but a goldie. Whether or not this is an actual series of conversations between a mischievous daughter and her exasperated mother, doesn't matter. The texts are hilarious, and maybe even believable. Using autocorrect to troll a technologically challenged parent would be quite the crafty, and entertaining move. 

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Employee Scheduled with Zero Notice Fights Back with Manager's BS Suggestion


Employee gets BS schedule change and fights back by calling them for schedule updates every shift.

This person was told that they should be aware of their work schedule even when they receive a schedule change with absolutely no notice, so they took their incompetent manager's advice to heart. While this seems like a lot of effort just to get under the skin of your annoying employer, it seems like it totally worked and it's kind of awesome. Here's a time when an employee got back at their horrible manager by giving them a uniquely confusing schedule.

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Tumblr Thread Goes Full American Gothic


Tumblr thread is written in American Gothic style to highlight different areas of America.

This Tumblr thread employs an American Gothic style of writing to highlight stereotypes --- imagined and potentially accurate --- for different places in American. The resulting descriptions are vivid and unsettling and might just chill you to the bone. It's almost like the whole place is cursed. 

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Twitter Users Share Awkward and Bad First Dates


Twitter users tell stories of bad first dates.

You never know exactly what you're gonna get on a first date. It could be nice, or it could be like pulling teeth. Understandably, people have a whole lot of stories of bad first dates they've been on, and it sure is intriguing to learn about exactly everything that can go wrong when getting to know someone.

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Thread Explains Why Celebrities Always Look Better In Clothes


Tumblr story explains that all celebrity clothes are tailored to look good.

So the reason you think you look like a pile of dog crap in the same shirt as Hugh Jackman is cause all celebrity clothes are tailored specifically to fit them. Bunch of bastards. I guess the answer is to either get your clothes tailored like actors and models or to stop trying to look like you belong in a magazine. Or just give up on the whole thing, fashion is stupid anyway.

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Weirdest Compliments People Received


The weirdest compliments that people have received | reddit post somemetausername not sure compliment but had cashier at Walgreens tell at like lam had facial structure Druid.

Sometimes people give other people compliments that end up sounding like they could be a cleverly disguised insult. Like you're not really sure whether what that person said to you was from the bottom of their heart. Maybe they were just trying to pull a fast one on you with a roast that just sounded kind of nice. Who knows. 

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Monday, February 17, 2020

Costco Parking Lot Standoff Ends In Petty Revenge


A competition over a parking space in Costco parking lot ends up resulting in a swift and satisfying petty revenge | lady almost hit front my car trying pull into parking spot turning into so just sat there. So l'm at Costco need dog food, and 's ridiculously busy Monday. Barely any parking spots until spot one at end lot make my way down aisle, and am about turn into parking spot lady RUNS OVER CURB and almost hits take spot. Thankfully tapped my brakes time or she would have taken off my

We love a good old-fashioned petty revenge. People can get very passionate about securing their parking lot spaces. It can really turn into a battlefield out there. In this case, the lady that overstepped and almost put the other couple in harm's way, ended up getting her just deserts. Beautiful touch with the cart in the parking space. 

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Instagram Influencers' Most Outrageous Photoshoot Requests


Photographers share the weirdest requests that they've received from Instagram influencers | posted by Amuro_Ray_Gunner Had an influencer try set up shoot with mentioned my price she shocked because she under assumption going pay her some reason.

Photographers are sharing the weirdest photo shoot requests that they've received from Instagram influencers. Never underestimate the lengths that an influencer will go to ensure that their photo is ridiculous, unique, and well suited for viral status. Can't imagine being the one holding the camera in some of these situations. 

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Thread Explains Why Kids Should be Taught to Respect Pets


Tumblr thread explains why parents need to teach their kids to respect pets | ANAEINT Dún Laoghaire K9, LLC June 13, 2016 Instagram O HAIRE R Prime example NOT allow. Eventually will come head and dog will have enough. This child will be injured and this dog will be labeled aggressive and rehomed or likely euthanized. Stop allowing children mistreat dogs s not cute s not funny s not playful s dangerous and stupid dog and child pay consequences parents lack common sense.

If it didn't seem obvious before why kids need to be taught not to screw around with animals, this thread goes into a lot of detail as to why nobody wins when a kid angers a pet. A dog can't exactly say "quit poking me in the eye" without seeing a bit threatening. For some lighter stuff, here are professional dogs who take their work seriously as well as sleeping dogs in silly positions.

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Fiancé's World Turned Upside Down By 23andMe Kit


Fiancé's world gets turned upside down by a 23andMe kit during Christmas time | TIFU by asking my fiance 23 and kit Christmas and accidentally blowing up his life. So have always been into my family's genealogy keep pretty detailed record our family tree and enjoy tracing back as far as can have always wanted try one those DNA testing kits

This is one of those big TIFUs that sounds like it could be out of a movie. The fiancé in this scenario was blindsided by quite the revelation regarding his parents, thanks to a 23andMe kit. Hopefully they're able to work through the post-revelation with some grace. That's got to be a whole lot to digest. 

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A Tumblr User's Strategy to Keep Jerks from Namedropping their Fancy College


Tumblr user explains how to keep fancy college graduates from namedropping their school | inthisquarter Want more subtle way accomplish this same kind power move? DON'T ASK WHERE BOSTON. Story go fancy grad school, where lot folks did their undergraduate degrees at fancy places two schools whose alumni here are most full themselves about are Harvard and MIT. They'll drop name their alma mater at any and every chance they get. However, upon introductions, they all name-drop exact same way can

Believing that the elite college your daddy got you into makes you better than the people are around you is some rude BS. If you are the type of person who likes to namedrop their college, other people are laughing at you behind your back. This Tumblr user has a graceful strategy to keep jackasses from casually mentioning their fancy schooling. For some college themed entitlement, here's a college slacker who demanded a classmate's notes and got denied. And here's just some fun gems from Tumblr.

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Nuggets Of Gold From Tumblr's Busy Brains


Interesting thoughts from various people that use Tumblr | blxxdfae dont think american filmmakers realise huge london is, because sure have london eye and houses parliament but say 'london has fallen so nandos catford is flames tesco peckham has descended into chaos? wtf furiouslyfeminist have states bigger than entire country Source: cherrygOre viralthings woman planning marry showed this pebble looks like guitar pick and with an entirely straight face said rock music sheepkind marry her

We're big fans of the wild and unpredictable threads and passing thoughts that the minds of Tumblr can hatch up. We pulled together a fresh collection of gold from Tumblr users that we think you'll enjoy!

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Clever Employee Blacklists Rude Customer


Clever employee blacklists a rude customer from all their stores after annoying interaction | No sales rude people This story isn't mine, but friend/coworker had were both working at big box electronic store. This particular coworker, let's call him Jack, is known two things- 1. being knowledgeable about his area expertise (he specialized selling phones one particular carrier) 2. being rather grumpy person.

Jack had enough of this customer's rude behavior. So, he enacted a calculated and very satisfying petty revenge. The best part of this petty revenge is the moment that the customer goes to another store, and realizes their card isn't going to work there either. They underestimated Jack's capacity for pettiness, and definitely paid the price for that. 

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Girl Crop Dusts Cave, Activates Karen, Tour Guide Suffers


Guy crop dusts a cave, and ends up arousing the suspicions of a Karen in his tour group | taking cave tour and one those really tight places with horrible name like 'Fat man's death' and all hell is brewing my gut. Audible growling like hellhounds begging be freed, loud enough people next get shifty eyed wtf look.

A good old-fashioned crop dust. Yes, she subjected the rest of her fellow cave tourists to the smells of whatever her body was working through. She also activated the group's resident "Karen." From there, the downfall was swift. Karen ultimately asked the poor tour guide to get up to date on their knowledge of sulfur deposits in the cave. If only Karen knew. Those silent farts can pack the most powerful punch, indeed. 

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People's Best "Fake Sick" Advice


AskReddit replies to people's best fake sick advice | pug wrapped up on a blanket post by berks99 If hang head off bed upside down will sound very congested!

Never know when you might wake up and just not have it in you to tackle the day. Maybe you're emotionally spent, and in dire need of a day to regenerate health across all fronts. Maybe that one sick day is the world of difference you need to get back on the work grind with necessary energy. If that sounds like it could be the case for you, or even might be in the future, these bits of "fake sick advice" could come in handy. 

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Attempts that got Clotheslined by Failure


attempts that led to fails | 6'3.Slim.Bahamian If use facial recognition anything govt has face lol Tash THEE Bae Wait until find out about driver licenses.

People try to do things all the time. Sometimes you're trying to make a point. Sometime's you're trying to shame people online. Sometimes you're trying to escape being captured by Romans. With every attempt, there will be some that hit the ground with the sound of failure. Some will take off running, but others will stumble into a pile of fail.

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Entitled Dude Demands Textbook, Doesn't Realize He's The Problem


Entitled guy demands textbook and then gets rude | kinda important be library most tomorrow though if want join way can both use don't work well library, sorry s too loud general areas but too quiet silent areas wouldn't mind if came my house could work

This guy is given multiple opportunities to share the book, and after being shut down for a legitimate reason decides to get super rude about it. All thing aside, this sounds like a really bad strategy to get access to a textbook. Some students don't get it, like when this rude entitled student exploded when denied a classmate's project. The world has its unfair share of entitled people who need to abandon their nonsense.

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Habits Of People's Spouses That Drive Them Insane


People share habits of their spouses that drive them insane | reddit post kassa1989 She doesn't screw lids on properly so l've developed an aversion lifting bottles and jars top case make mess.

People are sharing the habits that their spouses have that slowly and steadily drive them insane. For some, reading through this might awaken memories you have of your spouse and how they managed (or still do) to drive you crazy by doing (or not doing) things like leaving lights on at night, or the door unlocked, or a container of cream out after making a cup of coffee. 

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