Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their hot takes on those common sayings that are actually total BS. The resulting answers might come across as pretty bleak.
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Monday, January 20, 2020
Student Takes Epic Pro Revenge On Lazy Classmate
This student had had enough of their lazy classmate bringing them down. So, they executed just the kind of A+ pro revenge that ultimately resulted in complete and utter destruction for their lazy classmate. Group projects really bring out the worst in people.
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Trivial Sayings From Parents That Annoy People
Twitter users are sharing their experiences with hearing those sayings from parents that don't fail to drive them absolutely crazy. The world would potentially be a far less annoying place without some of these silly sayings around.
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Guy Eats Like A Snake In Old Korean Burger King Commercial
Whoever green lit this madness deserves either an award or a prison sentence. It's too bad commercials are all so bland and uninspired now. Sometimes you wanna see a man unhinge his jaw and painfully slowly eat a burger in one bite to sexy music.
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Clever Comebacks That Sealed The Deal
We're back at it again with a fresh collection of clever comebacks that left people in silence and utter ruin online. Sometimes the comments section just steps up to deliver a fine and entertaining show of savagery from the internet's most ruthless and quick-witted individuals.
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Real-Life Glitches People Experienced
Sometimes everyday life gets altered in a way that makes us think we're living in a simulation. Sometimes it's just a creepy moment, sometimes it's a strange coincidence. Either way, sometimes something so strange or unlikely happens that we just have to wonder if we're living in a boring, crappy matrix.
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Funny Gems from the Rich Mines of Tumblr
Tumblr is like a pinball machine of thoughts just banging around, firing off neurons into eddies and dead ends of silliness. You end up with a lot of comedy gems from the wild world of Tumblr. With so much creative chaotic energy speeding into each other like atoms in a super collider, you can't be too sure of the gems Tumblr has to offer.
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Twitter Thread On People's Weirdest Dates
Twitter user @LauraKlein113 started up a viral Twitter thread on people's weirdest first date experiences. The reality is that in an era filled with numerous dating apps, that people are going to land themselves in some pretty strange dates. I mean, you never know what kind of crazy might lurk behind that next right swipe on Tinder. If you're on the hunt or some funny moments that very well could've led to unimaginably weird dates, from the wild world of Tinder, we recommend checking these out.
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Tumblr Thread Dives into Peculiarities of Recipes in Different Cultures
Every kind of cuisine comes with its own set of expectations and challenges. Often the biggest challenge is knowing that you won't make it as well as your mom made it. For more creative stuff, here are some comedy gems from the wild world of Tumblr.
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Twitter Thread on Random Brackets Is a Really Good Idea
If you're crap at conversation, nothing gets people involved and passionate quite like a semi-tongue-in-cheek debate on what kind of bird is best. Petty arguments are fantastic. Twitter user christineexists explained this admittedly great argument/party and apparently other people do it too.
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Tumblr User Calculates Exact Date Of Ice Cube's "Good Day"
The long awaited and widely celebrated holiday of Ice Cube's "Good Day" has arrived. A certain Tumblr user ran the math on what the exact date for Ice Cube's "Good Day" is.
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Tumblr Users Trying to do Numbers is Brain Cell Losing Battle
We don't know if everyone on this site is on 20 minutes of sleep, but this simple observation turned into a stupid headache. Someone starts trolling somewhere, but you can't exactly be too sure of where. Tumblr often has creative and intelligent discussions like this fun history thread or this user who runs the math on the good day Ice Cube was talking about.
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Owner Sheds Light On Impossibly Demanding Customer's Review
This customer left a poor review for this mechanic without letting all the facts out. The owner responded with some pretty critical information that put the reviewer in a very different light. For another review that demanded a heavy response, here's a donut shop owner who handled a customer's angry review like a boss.
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Reality Show Participant's First Mouthful of Beer after 60 Days in Jail
Tami was in jail for 60 days as part of a reality TV show, and this is her first beer in a long time. The intensity behind this scene seems overdrawn, but it deep down pretty relatable.
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Influencer With 400 Followers Asks Artist For $300 Worth Of Jewelry
This influencer with 400 followers is really on one. They actually expect someone to give them $300 worth of jewelry. This person has a fascinating kind of overwhelmingly entitled world view.
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Sunday, January 19, 2020
Woman On Twitter Explains The Grief Process
This woman on Twitter provided a powerful illustration of how devastating the grief process can be. Anyone who has ever been through a tough time in their life will understand this analogy on a painfully relatable level.
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Unfortunate Moments When Failure and Chaos Reigned
Just when things are going well, someone falls through the ceiling. You can never be too sure how things will go wrong next, but one thing's for sure and that's that the universe will never run out of ways to screw people over. Unfortunate moments punctuate our lives, and add a heaping helping of chaos and failure.
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Amount Of Spinach In Turkey Sandwich Divides People On Twitter
Twitter was still fresh off its heated debate regarding how to best eat chicken wings, and here we are again. This time everything is at stake over a turkey sandwich that may or may not have way too much spinach stuffed inside of it. Some people are saying it looks like the person was trying to launder money/spinach in that sandwich, while others think it's all good.
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Karen Mistakes Nametagged Dude for Employee, He Rolls With It
The mighty hubris of another horrible customer comes crashing down. For whatever reason, some customers really hold onto that "customer is always right" approach even when they're told that that they're not actually talking to an employee. Irate customers mistake random people for employees all the time, and the results are wonderful.
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People That Actually Like Their Jobs Share Why
Someone on AskReddit asked for people that like their jobs to share why. If you find yourself in the middle of a job situation that's just sapping all your energy and leaving you a miserable mess, you might stand to benefit from taking a look at these jobs that are actually making people excited about life.
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Entitled People Who Need to Move on with Their Nonsense
Some folks really don't understand that wasting people's time and energy with unreasonable demands is not a good look. Hats off to the kind of self-obsession that leads people to thinking they can just get free stuff by being jerks all the time. There's no end to entitled folks who need to leave and take their attitudes with them.
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Dude Tells Story Of Getting Out Of Traffic Ticket With Fart Spray
We can't advocate speeding or lying to the police, or even deploying fart spray in your own car, but that's just what this guy is claiming to have done. Seems like it's not quite worth the price of making your car smell like the furious ghosts of a thousand asses. For more stories about people who skirted rules, here are loopholes that clever folks exploited.
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Employee's Attempt At Lying To Boss Backfires
This employee's hilarious attempt at trying to use photoshop to get out of work, backfired in glorious fashion. Clearly, they were in a rush or had no idea what they were doing. Because that cartoon nail isn't going to fool anyone!
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Karen Orders Around Random Guy Who She Thinks Is Deaf Employee
Every once in a while the wild Karen will mistake a stranger for an employee and direct their abuse at a fellow customer. while that doesn't sound like much of an improvement, the lack of professional courtesy frees up their target to say whatever they want to back. The extra level of dramatic irony makes stories like these all the sweeter.
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Pleasant Reminders That Keanu Reeves Is The World's Greatest Human
Keanu Reeves just blows us away. He's seemingly too good to be true. The dude just absolutely crushes it at life.
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