Wednesday, January 8, 2020

Star Wars Inspires Twitter Discussion On Movie Failures


Guy on Twitter explains what it looks like when a movie actually fails | tweet by Nash076 Do actually know technical meaning bomb" is film? Because Rise Skywalker didn't bomb s on track pull at least billion s at $725 mil now s made back its budget and 's going turn profit s not bomb.

Star Wars has ignited all kinds of thoughtful discussions on what really constitutes a fail in the movie business. There's a whole lot more to it than meets the eye. At the end of the day, you also can't deny that there will always be someone around ready to complain about something. 

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Ryan Seacrest Has Epic Wipeout On Live TV


We'll always love those genuine live TV fails. You just never know what might happen!

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Vin Diesel Obsessively Compliments Interviewer


Vin Diesel desperately needs to get a grip. 

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Tim Curry Trying Not To Crack Up In Video Game Cutscene


As we all know, Tim Curry has had some pretty wild roles in the past, but his portrayal of Anatoly Cherdenko from Command and Conquer: Red Alert 3 had him very nearly breaking character while delivering an admittedly absurd line.

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Twitter Users Share Their Awkward Celeb Encounters


A collection of Twitter replies to people sharing their most awkward celebrity encounters | tweet by Miz Jenkins Well-behaved women seldom make history TheChangeU12C few years ago there period about 2 months where randomly ran into Whoopi Goldberg 3 different times various parts NYC first time she smiled at 2nd time she looked slightly confused 3rd time she looked slightly alarmed.

Twitter users are sharing their most awkward and cringeworthy encounters with celebs. These just sound painful.

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Netflix Hacker Messages Account Owner So He Can Finish His Show


Netflix hacker contacts account owner to finish show.

This guy has got moxie. Sometimes people just think that asking for someone's stuff will get them that stuff, like this incompetent lowballer who demanded a guys address so he could steal his bike. It's too bad this guy probably didn't get to finish watching his show, I mean, two episodes left, that's gotta hurt.

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The Dumbest Things Students Got In Trouble For


A collection of AskReddit replies to the dumbest things that people got in trouble for at school | imvital got letter sent home and yelled at and humiliated front entire class because climbed on top pile snow.

Someone on AskReddit asked for students to share the dumbest things they've ever gotten in trouble for. It is remarkable what kinds of stupid things that students are penalized for by teachers. Like really, jumping in the snow?!

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Judgmental Jerk Gets Succinctly, Accurately Burned


Woman accurately burns judgmental jerk

Apparently she got blocked after this. Usually there's some levity to dating apps, like these winners and losers from the wide world of tinder, but sometimes a nice guy or girl jumps right out of the gate with some judgmental BS. Not sure why Rob would deliberately sabotage himself by being an ass, but it was pretty obviously a dumb move.

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Author's Story of a Horrible Hipster Party Guest


Twitter story of horrible hipster guest who put vinegar in all the drinks.

Entitled morons are a dime a dozen, but someone who'd deliberately vinegarize every drink at a party is absolutely mad. The worst part is that he thinks he's doing everyone a favor. You can do that crap at your own house, but when you do something disrespectful as a houseguest it really chaps people's asses.

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Horrible Names People Encountered


Horrible and stupid names people gave kids

You'd think parents would have better judgement, but sometimes people get stuck with incredibly silly names. There are some parents out there who either didn't give a name enough thought, or tried to get too clever with it. Man it would really suck to be named after a transformer. 

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Heartwarming Story About Mom Surviving A Stroke


A heartwarming story about a mom suffering a stroke and getting clutch care in a crucial moment | tweet by Liam Healy drliamhealy "Mammy's not well" 5 year old Priya has FaceTimed her Dad, Damian, using family iPad. Damian is on his way work s been busy few weeks family.

It doesn't get much more heartwarming than this story about a mom surviving a terribly frightening stroke. She manages to get just the kind of clutch care that she desperately needed in a life-defining moment. 

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Choosy Beggar Is The Peak Of Unreasonable


Choosing beggar is ridiculous unreasonable with their demands regarding a blanket | Hey blankets are amazing do do commissions? Hello? Hi! Sorry been out town with my fiance. Haven't been on Instagram much

This choosing beggar is the living definition of entitled and unreasonable. There is just no hope of negotiating with people like this.

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Regrettable and Dumb Spelling Fails


Dumb and bad failures of spelling | just saw my double banger on bad parenting 's double banger? someone who looks exactly like like double, because all have at least one person world looks like oh is called Doppleganger. Kev is allah cart? Lmaooo restaurant, is allah cart s la carte cement head

School wasn't fun for any of us, but in the long run it can pay to know how to spell really basic stuff and not look like a moron in public. On a daily basis, people come in contact with a lot of spelling fails that make us curse our education system. At least spelling fails make someone feel smart.

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Woman Overhears And Live Tweets Terrible First Date


Woman live tweets a nearby couple's absolutely terrible first date | tweet by Anne Thériault anne_theriault Watching couple on appears be terrible first coffee date at table next Dude is every precious self- involved writer.

She really dodged a bullet on this one. We'll always turn back and give this classic live tweet another read through. Sounds like the precious and self-involved reader liked the sound of his own voice too much, to consider anything that his date was saying. 

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Entertaining Bits Of Tumblr Comedy Gold


A collection of funny moments from various people on Tumblr | posted by queen-beastie Literally any continuity "error involves Spock can be explained away by fact he is fucking liar Vulcans never lie Never,"Spock lied." pic of leonard nemoy as spock in star trek

Ah, the good old minds of Tumblr are back at it again. Can't say you've really enjoyed all that the internet has to offer if you haven't fallen down a strange rabbit hole on Tumblr. 

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Tuesday, January 7, 2020

Airline Passenger Records Wheel Coming Off During Takeoff


A passenger started recording a sparking wheel during takeoff from Montreal. The whole wheel comes off, but luckily planes are built with redundancy in mind and the thing landed safely soon after. No one was injured, but some pants were probably harmed.

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Ricky Gervais Roasts Celebs At The Golden Globes


Ricky Gervais just doesn't care anymore. Watch out. 

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Kid Secretly Learns German, Gets Concussion, Speaks German To Confused Parents


Kid learns German secretly, and ends up speaking German to parents after getting a concussion | r/tifu posted by ParrotSTD TIFU by secretly learning German recommend not doing this. As funny as found she didn't while back decided wanted learn second language. Germany's pretty close so German My family's super small and also far away, and never bothered tell them learning German.

Who'd have thought that learning German in secret could end up inspiring such hilarious results. Apparently, this kid had learned German and the parents had no idea. That is until the kid got a concussion, and ended up speaking German to a couple very surprised and confused parents. They must've been thinking that the kid was some sort of spy.

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Twitter Users Share What Science Has Failed To Answer


A collection of Twitter replies to various questions that science has failed to answer.

If only science could answer all of our burning questions. Unfortunately, many of us are still left to wonder what compels certain individuals to take phone calls on speaker while in public, or why some people are trying to sue livestock. 

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Guy Teaches A Lesson To Handicap Spot Hog


Guy illegal parks in handicap space, gets blocked in and misses a job interview.

You see it over and over again, someone parks like a jackass, then finds that someone can be a jackass right back to them. This guy who wasted an illegally parked Karen's time is another good example. People will never learn when it comes to this stuff, which is why people keep having to step in.

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Obvious Stuff People Learned Way Too Recently


Obvious stuff that people realized way too late.

We often take the names of things, and certain processes completely for granted. We often overlook the logical process of how something came to be just because we've never had to actually think about how it got that way.. It makes us feel smart to finally figure something out, but stupid that it took that long. There are a lot of obvious things people realize way too late.

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Client Refuses to Understand What Broken Arm Entails


Business owner breaks his arm and tries dealing with a belligerent customer.

This guy gets a lot of belligerent customers, whether they're a private school upset about getting upgrades after a charity or a treasurer who doesn't understand numbers. In this case it's a client who seems to want him to outsource the work, but also not outsource it at the same time. Sounds like a fun person to do business with.

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Guy Dodges Speeding Ticket With Fart Spray


Guy dodges a speeding ticket by using fart spray | tweet by FiretheGm Soooo got pulled over this morning after leaving McDonald's.l already knew why he got speeding but course gonna ask him why he stopped decided try my luck got fart spray as gag gift on xmas and decided try out

This guy just introduced a new and pure genius way to potentially get out of having to deal with a speeding ticket. Who could've known that fart spray would be so clutch 

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Terrible Scenes In Otherwise Good Movies


A collection of AskReddit replies to people sharing bad movie scenes in otherwise good movies | hoptothejam DeNiro's foot stomp Irishman.

Someone on AskReddit got a discussion going around what kinds of terrible scenes found their way into otherwise great movies. It's remarkable how close so many movies are to being flawless. But then that one terrible scene makes its way in there, and here we are. 

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Liars That Need To Drop The Act And Embrace The Truth


A collection of liars that got called out for being dishonest pricks on social media | y landlord wants play but he picked wrong tenant IS RESPONSIBILITY actually under Nyc's housing maintenance code, subchapter 2, article 4 landlord is legally obligated eradicate bedbugs

We're not sure what compels these dishonest individuals to try and pollute the world of social media with their lies. People are really good at fooling themselves into believing other people would actually buy their BS. Fortunately, there's plenty of people around that are ready to call out the BS for what it is when they see it. 

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Signs That Do A Great Job of Being Terrifying


Spooky signs that are too scary | falling rock sign broken and covered in fallen rocks. Enhanced Rabies Surveillance This freezer is feral animals and wildlife will Management Program. Please fill out datasheet with an animal picked up, and reason it is being turned check on This is only Enhanced Surveillance, not any animal might be considered exposed human or domestic animal. So if this animal involved bite scratch contact local department have this animal tested immediately

Spooky signs are there to be helpful and warn us of hazards in our environment, but some of them, like these terrifying signs go above and beyond when it comes to being scary. They're doing way too good a job of making us want to stay away.

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Twitter Users Ruin A Movie With One Word


A collection of Twitter users try to ruin movies with one word | NathKmf Replying jimmyfallon Pillow Fight Club #RuinAMovieWithOneWord

Twitter users are doing their best to ruin movies with one word. The resulting movie titles are a reasonable mix of disasters and movies that actually sound like they could be strangely entertaining. 

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Monday, January 6, 2020

The Most X-Files Experiences People Have Had


A collection of people sharing their weirdest experiences that would fit on the show "The X-Files." | post by Dtcomat baby ball socks flew across room and hit my dad after he yelled at .

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their experiences that could've fit on the show "The X-Files." A big takeaway we're getting from these replies is that the world is a lot more eerie and filled with unexplained phenomena than we give it credit for. 

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