Tuesday, January 7, 2020

Airline Passenger Records Wheel Coming Off During Takeoff


A passenger started recording a sparking wheel during takeoff from Montreal. The whole wheel comes off, but luckily planes are built with redundancy in mind and the thing landed safely soon after. No one was injured, but some pants were probably harmed.

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Ricky Gervais Roasts Celebs At The Golden Globes


Ricky Gervais just doesn't care anymore. Watch out. 

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Kid Secretly Learns German, Gets Concussion, Speaks German To Confused Parents


Kid learns German secretly, and ends up speaking German to parents after getting a concussion | r/tifu posted by ParrotSTD TIFU by secretly learning German recommend not doing this. As funny as found she didn't while back decided wanted learn second language. Germany's pretty close so German My family's super small and also far away, and never bothered tell them learning German.

Who'd have thought that learning German in secret could end up inspiring such hilarious results. Apparently, this kid had learned German and the parents had no idea. That is until the kid got a concussion, and ended up speaking German to a couple very surprised and confused parents. They must've been thinking that the kid was some sort of spy.

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Twitter Users Share What Science Has Failed To Answer


A collection of Twitter replies to various questions that science has failed to answer.

If only science could answer all of our burning questions. Unfortunately, many of us are still left to wonder what compels certain individuals to take phone calls on speaker while in public, or why some people are trying to sue livestock. 

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Guy Teaches A Lesson To Handicap Spot Hog


Guy illegal parks in handicap space, gets blocked in and misses a job interview.

You see it over and over again, someone parks like a jackass, then finds that someone can be a jackass right back to them. This guy who wasted an illegally parked Karen's time is another good example. People will never learn when it comes to this stuff, which is why people keep having to step in.

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Obvious Stuff People Learned Way Too Recently


Obvious stuff that people realized way too late.

We often take the names of things, and certain processes completely for granted. We often overlook the logical process of how something came to be just because we've never had to actually think about how it got that way.. It makes us feel smart to finally figure something out, but stupid that it took that long. There are a lot of obvious things people realize way too late.

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Client Refuses to Understand What Broken Arm Entails


Business owner breaks his arm and tries dealing with a belligerent customer.

This guy gets a lot of belligerent customers, whether they're a private school upset about getting upgrades after a charity or a treasurer who doesn't understand numbers. In this case it's a client who seems to want him to outsource the work, but also not outsource it at the same time. Sounds like a fun person to do business with.

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Guy Dodges Speeding Ticket With Fart Spray


Guy dodges a speeding ticket by using fart spray | tweet by FiretheGm Soooo got pulled over this morning after leaving McDonald's.l already knew why he got speeding but course gonna ask him why he stopped decided try my luck got fart spray as gag gift on xmas and decided try out

This guy just introduced a new and pure genius way to potentially get out of having to deal with a speeding ticket. Who could've known that fart spray would be so clutch 

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Terrible Scenes In Otherwise Good Movies


A collection of AskReddit replies to people sharing bad movie scenes in otherwise good movies | hoptothejam DeNiro's foot stomp Irishman.

Someone on AskReddit got a discussion going around what kinds of terrible scenes found their way into otherwise great movies. It's remarkable how close so many movies are to being flawless. But then that one terrible scene makes its way in there, and here we are. 

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Liars That Need To Drop The Act And Embrace The Truth


A collection of liars that got called out for being dishonest pricks on social media | y landlord wants play but he picked wrong tenant IS RESPONSIBILITY actually under Nyc's housing maintenance code, subchapter 2, article 4 landlord is legally obligated eradicate bedbugs

We're not sure what compels these dishonest individuals to try and pollute the world of social media with their lies. People are really good at fooling themselves into believing other people would actually buy their BS. Fortunately, there's plenty of people around that are ready to call out the BS for what it is when they see it. 

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Signs That Do A Great Job of Being Terrifying


Spooky signs that are too scary | falling rock sign broken and covered in fallen rocks. Enhanced Rabies Surveillance This freezer is feral animals and wildlife will Management Program. Please fill out datasheet with an animal picked up, and reason it is being turned check on This is only Enhanced Surveillance, not any animal might be considered exposed human or domestic animal. So if this animal involved bite scratch contact local department have this animal tested immediately

Spooky signs are there to be helpful and warn us of hazards in our environment, but some of them, like these terrifying signs go above and beyond when it comes to being scary. They're doing way too good a job of making us want to stay away.

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Twitter Users Ruin A Movie With One Word


A collection of Twitter users try to ruin movies with one word | NathKmf Replying jimmyfallon Pillow Fight Club #RuinAMovieWithOneWord

Twitter users are doing their best to ruin movies with one word. The resulting movie titles are a reasonable mix of disasters and movies that actually sound like they could be strangely entertaining. 

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Monday, January 6, 2020

The Most X-Files Experiences People Have Had


A collection of people sharing their weirdest experiences that would fit on the show "The X-Files." | post by Dtcomat baby ball socks flew across room and hit my dad after he yelled at .

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their experiences that could've fit on the show "The X-Files." A big takeaway we're getting from these replies is that the world is a lot more eerie and filled with unexplained phenomena than we give it credit for. 

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LockPickingLawyer Opens Gun Safe With Orange Juice Bottle


This is just getting ridiculous. 

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Bridezilla Worried Bridesmaid's Chemotherapy Will Ruin Wedding


Nightmare bride wants to remove a bridesmaid from her wedding for having cancer.

This bridezilla just soared to the top of delusional and terribly toxic individuals that we've seen involved in weddings. Yikes. Apparently the bride was worried about the bridesmaid in this scenario, ruining her wedding day because of her chemotherapy, and hair loss. You've got to be kidding me. 

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Ex-MLM Members And Recruiters Share Their Stories


A collection of AskReddit replies to people that used to work for MLM's and pyramid schemes.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people that used to work for MLMs to share their experiences. Finally, a peek behind the curtain of what drives those sketchy and deceptive machines. Keep an eye out for these red flags so that you don't fall prey to their shady tactics. 

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Attempts That Got Caught Up In the Net of Failure


failed attempts and memes

People are constantly caught up in an attempt to do something. Some people are trying to be complimentary or look smart. Some people are trying to re-frame news or look younger. Every attempt might hit the ground with the sound of failure. Whatever people try to do, their attempt might stumble into a pile of fail.

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Guy Stands Up to Jerk Boss Who Makes Him do Two Jobs


Guy stands up to boss who makes him work as a courier.

People deal with their fair share of ignorant bosses, so it's incredibly satisfying to see an employee who's in the right win something, like this overworked employee who revolted by doing his exact job description. And to prove that your boss is being a complete hypocrite is icing on the cake.

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Dumb Moments and Clever Jokes That Are Technically Accurate


Dumb and silly puns jokes and memes

Are are some puns, jokes and straight up dumb moments that kinda make sense if you don't think about them too hard. They may not be factually correct, but they are technically accurate. You won't be learning any wonderful new facts, it's all just dumb puns and clever jokes that are technically not wrong.

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Couple's Fight Over Lobster Dinner Goes Viral


Couple gets into an argument over a lobster dinner and it ends up going viral on Twitter.

Twitter user @RoblesTeonna, shared her troubling back and forth with her ex regarding dinner plans. Sounds like this guy is rocking all kinds of red flags. The rest of the Twitter community was ready to offer their hot takes on how this girl really dodged a bullet. 

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Dumb Questions People Were Asked


Dumb and funny questions people were asked.

Sometimes we're just not thinking and sometimes people are really just flat-out stupid. There are a lot of really dumb questions that get asked. People have almost too many stories about dumb things people said to have their intelligence questioned.

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Guy Gets Back At Girl Who Uses Him


Guy gets back at girl who uses him | r/ProRevenge posted by redberryberry Sticking girl who's been using with fat bill really liked this girl while met at lifeguard certification course, and talked her while there and thought ended up hitting off exchanged numbers and social media and all and messaged few weeks before asked her out movie, which she accepted

When this guy found out that he was getting played by a woman who apparently had a reputation for using other guys, he decided to go about taking a little revenge. Specifically, he gets back at her by leaving her with a massive dinner bill. 

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Netflix Reveals Details For Dozens Of Original Films In 2020


Netflix releases the details for dozens of upcoming films in 2020 | tweet by NetflixFilm OLD GUARD director Gina Prince-Bythewood, Charlize Theron and Kiki Layne lead covert group immortal mercenaries who must fight keep their team together they discover existence new immortal and their extraordinary abilities are exposed.

Netflix unveiled what apparently is "just a taste" of their upcoming original movies for 2020. Let's just say that we've got a feast right here. We'd love to see what kind of budget each of these movies was working with. Either way, here's to hoping that these turn out good. 

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"Ok Boomer" Explained On Japanese TV


This is oddly entertaining. The viral movement of "Ok boomer" gets an explanation on Japanese TV. 

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Comedy Gold From The Antiques Roadshow


A collection of funny items from the antiques roadshow | weird little puppet Worst Thing Could Find $0.05-$0.06

Shoutout to @KeatonPatti for the beautiful work on the captions with these various treasures from the antiques roadshow. They're absolutely inaccurate, but still seem like they could be on point at the same time. Now that is art. 

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Sunday, January 5, 2020

Guy's Minecraft Fail Results In Hundreds Of Wasted Hours


Guy's Minecraft fail results in hundreds of hours being wasted | r/tifu post by KitKatThePirate TIFU by not checking my Minecraft settings and wasting many hours inventory menus over past 5 and half years

The fact that this guy wasted hundreds of hours on Minecraft crafting menus is truly mind-blowing. Some people really do need an instruction manual for everything. 

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Close Calls And Gut Feelings That Saved People's Skin


Stories of times people trusted their gut and avoided a close call | guessthisis_me had gut feeling should pull my wallet and phone out my purse. Not even 20 seconds later get mugged man dragged across sidewalk and stole my purse BUT all he ended up getting juice box and my birth control.

We can't really explain it. Maybe it's instinct, subconscious reasoning, survivor's bias, luck, or the intervening will of the universe. Sometimes people get a spidey-sense moment that ends up saving their own ass. Here are more times people trusted a gut feeling and avoided disaster.

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