These rare insults are carved up and polished to brutally precise perfection. The YouTube comments section is a gold mine for people getting all kinds of inspired and creative when it comes to hatching up savage insults. While we feel kind of bad laughing at some of these, it's pretty hard not to!
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This old and wise professor taught his rascal students a humbling lesson in why you shouldn't cheat in the classroom. They naively assumed that he wouldn't be able to figure out what they were up to, and they couldn't have been more wrong. A solid win for Prof!
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The world is filled with mostly reasonable people, but poking around are some entitled folks whose foolishness knows no bounds. These demands can come in the form of relationships, money, and even an entitled college slacker who demands their classmate's notes. You can save a lot of energy and frustration by avoiding these entitled folks who need to leave with their attitudes.
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This Scottish lad was absolutely outraged when he came to learn how Americans treat the handling of their eggs. You can tell a whole lot about someone by the way they treat their egg.
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Whether it was an idiotic promotion, lack of oversight, a glitch in the system, an escape room scheduling loophole, or a sandwich place that also sold discounted ingredients to its own sandwiches, these people found a way to play the game and save a couple dollars in the process. The commitment and dedication it takes to notice these loopholes is admirable, in a chaotic, roguish sort of way.
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Here's one dad's story of what happened when he was stuck between a rock and a hard place in an Oregon gas station bathroom. Apparently his daughter remembered all the toilet training support and he got played a reverse-Uno card. Parents often find themselves in strange moments with their kids being weird and dumb.
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Everyone's felt like these raccoons at some point in their lives. It helps that they're all just so ridiculously cute.
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The dog is fine, but we've never heard a dog make that sound before. It's like it's coming from the sky.
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This choosing beggar either has no idea how time works, or they were just trying to troll the crap out of a reasonable seller. Doesn't seem like this particular negotiation is going to work out.
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What a wonderful example of two people being absolutely ridiculous. In all fairness, this dude started it when he pretended to be a marine while texting a random number. From there, the person on the receiving end of the text decides to play the catfish card right back. Talk about some master level reversary right there. Beautiful work, really.
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This dad asked the folks of Reddit whether or not he was in the wrong for admitting during a marriage counseling session, that he regretted having kids. This confession comes with a statement from him, saying that he loved the hell out of them, but in hindsight realized that the whole parenting/marriage situation wasn't for him. To make matters more grim and complicated, his wife proceeded to tell their six-year-old about what he said. Ouch.
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We're back at it again with a fresh collection of people getting roasted to oblivion online for various acts of clueless stupidity. Social media platforms have always served as powerful places for people to air out their BS and get called out for bits of dishonesty along the way. Fair to say we probably won't be hearing any more dumbness from these folks. But you never know.
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Life has its unfair share of unfortunate failures and moments of chaos. Things break, things get stuck, things melt and things explode. Knowing that, you just kinda have to take everything in stride. Wherever you go, chaos and misfortune will follow.
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Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the dumbest questions they've ever heard from customers. The responses really end up contributing a solid argument to the case that so many of us, turn our brains off when we walk into establishments. Just cause customer service exists, doesn't mean we have to stop using our brains.
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Whether it's overconfidence or a complete lack of self awareness, these folks just had to let everyone know how smart they thought they were, and in turn, showed everyone just how smart they ACTUALLY were. So here's a lot of over-explaining and complete bullheaded nonsense from self-titled geniuses whosmeared the internet with their cringeworthy bragging.
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A heated debate broke out on Twitter regarding the proper way to eat a chicken wing. This is no light matter. People can find themselves divided over one person's choice to chomp that chicken wing down to the very bone, and the other person's decision to leave bits of meat still hanging off the bone. I mean, is there really any excuse for #1? That just looks like someone who had their plate taken away mid-bite.
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Don't let these moments of incredible selfishness get you down, most people are pretty decent. It's just that trashy, antisocial behavior can come from any part of society, and sometimes people's actions are so petty and ridiculously selfish, all you can do is gawk at the trashy moments that belong on garbage island.
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This is a mess. It's messed up to tamper with someone's food, but it started with everybody making some pretty bad decisions that led to this point. Gotta say, the jury's verdict that everyone sucks here is pretty compelling. For more vegan drama, here's a reversal of the situation, where a dad who doesn't want to stop cooking bacon because his daughter's diet. For more on the subject, here's a chill vegan's explanation of the Burger King lawsuit.
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This wife got back at her cheating husband with the pure rage-fueled power of credit card debt revenge. The guy that cheated on his wife of multiple years, clearly had it coming. Sometimes karma looks like an $8,000 credit card statement. Yikes!
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Here are stories, mostly from mechanics, who had to witness the aftermath of people's horrible automobile decisions. Some out of negligence, some from people who wanted their car to look cool and put form over function, and others who were just plain stupid. People are pretty ignorant about their own automobiles. Here are tumblr users getting schooled on physics and car safety, and here are people who parked like jerks.
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Recently Artist David Datuna made a statement by eating Maurizio Cattelan's art installation, which was a banana taped to a wall that was worth well over a hundred thousand dollars. Call us haters of modern art, but we're pretty happy to see low effort trash that people get to call "art" get eaten like the goddamned banana that it is. Artist Karla Ortiz said this about complacency of modern art galleries. Oh, also people are pretty sure this was part of a money laundering scheme.
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Tinder can be a big source of failure in more ways than one, but it typically doesn't cause family drama like this. In a particular and weird set of circumstances, this person almost tore their own family apart by trying to get back into the feet pic game.
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Brands are coming together on a Twitter thread about the dirty jokes they can manage to get away with. Some brand names just make it all too easy to pull off the naughty joke.
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This guy detailed his first week of work at Target, and it reads like an exhausting customer service nightmare. Working any kind of customer service job is willingly putting yourself on the front line of dealing with all kinds of toxic entitlement, and customers just making everyone else's life a little bit more complicated. Sounds like working at Target is no small feat.
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Chipotle was there to save the day for an oblivious vegetarian who apparently had no idea that chorizo is in fact meat. What would the world do without Becky! So many vegetarians might be out there unknowingly eating meat cause they thought that chorizo was in the clear.
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Those Craigslist ads can take some very strange turns. In this case, I think it's fair to say that Isaac never saw this one coming. Like, what? At the end of the day, is it really worthy of $250. Maybe Isaac really needs the money that bad.
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