Tuesday, December 10, 2019

HR Employees Share Their Nightmare Cases


A collection of AskReddit replies to employees sharing their biggest HR nightmares.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their biggest HR nightmare cases. These people are generally off their rocker! Sometimes an employee throws an HR employee such a curveball, that they really don't know what to do with it. 

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Unfortunate Failures and Moments of Chaos


Moments of chaos, mistakes, fails and unfortunate errors.

It doesn't matter if things are going well, it's just a matter of time until life hits you with unfortunate moments of failure and chaos. It's best to be able to just deal with setbacks as they come and move on from the productively, but that doesn't mean that chaos can derail people's lives for a little while. No matter how hard you try, the spectacular unfortunate moments will never end.

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"The Office" Releases Michael Scott's Greatest Hits


Thank goodness for Michael Scott. The man is a legend. Every Office fan is about to enjoy the hell out of this masterpiece of a supercut. 

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Video Shows What Happens When Photocopying Water


Well, it turns out all that really happens is you get a nice photocopied puddle. 

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Incompetent Thieves Screw Up TV Heist


Not saying we could do much better, but damn these guys are slipping and sliding all over the place. The whole thing is just one big panic. Remember, crime doesn't pay, especially if you're this bad at it.

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Professional Good Dogs Who Take Their Work Seriously


Professional dogs with responsibilities.

These good dogs have important responsibilities like finding things and calming people down. These dogs are the answer to the question "who's responsible? Oh boy, who's responsible?" For more dogs, here are tired dogs in awkward sleeping positions and stuck dogs who need a hand.

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Entitled Individuals with Their Unreasonable Demands


Annoying entitled people who made excessive demands.

The world is filled with mostly reasonable people, but poking around are some entitled folks whose foolishness knows no bounds. These demands can come in the form of relationships, money, and even an entitled college slacker who demands their classmate's notes. You can save a lot of energy and frustration by avoiding these entitled folks who need to leave with their attitudes.

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Cultures Collide In Scottish Guy's Egg Rant


An angry Scottish guy goes on a Twitter rant about how he can't believe what Americans do with their eggs.

This Scottish lad was absolutely outraged when he came to learn how Americans treat the handling of their eggs. You can tell a whole lot about someone by the way they treat their egg. 

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Loopholes That Clever Folks Exploited


Loopholes clever people used to save money.

Whether it was an idiotic promotion, lack of oversight, a glitch in the system, an escape room scheduling loophole, or a sandwich place that also sold discounted ingredients to its own sandwiches, these people found a way to play the game and save a couple dollars in the process. The commitment and dedication it takes to notice these loopholes is admirable, in a chaotic, roguish sort of way.

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Enthusiastic Daughter Cheers Dad On In Gas Station Bathroom Emergency


Funny story of dad taking daughter into bathroom and she cheers him on.

Here's one dad's story of what happened when he was stuck between a rock and a hard place in an Oregon gas station bathroom. Apparently his daughter remembered all the toilet training support and he got played a reverse-Uno card. Parents often find themselves in strange moments with their kids being weird and dumb.

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Guy Lies About Being Marine, Gets Catfished Back


Guy lies about being a marine and then gets catfished back by the person he texted.

What a wonderful example of two people being absolutely ridiculous. In all fairness, this dude started it when he pretended to be a marine while texting a random number. From there, the person on the receiving end of the text decides to play the catfish card right back. Talk about some master level reversary right there. Beautiful work, really. 

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Dad Admits He Regrets Having Children During Marriage Counseling


Dad admits that he regrets having children during a marriage counseling session, and asks people on Reddit whether he was a jerk.

This dad asked the folks of Reddit whether or not he was in the wrong for admitting during a marriage counseling session, that he regretted having kids. This confession comes with a statement from him, saying that he loved the hell out of them, but in hindsight realized that the whole parenting/marriage situation wasn't for him. To make matters more grim and complicated, his wife proceeded to tell their six-year-old about what he said. Ouch. 

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Brutal Words That Crushed People's Souls


A collection of insults toward people online that got absolutely destroyed.

We're back at it again with a fresh collection of people getting roasted to oblivion online for various acts of clueless stupidity. Social media platforms have always served as powerful places for people to air out their BS and get called out for bits of dishonesty along the way. Fair to say we probably won't be hearing any more dumbness from these folks. But you never know. 

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Twitter Users Share Their Three Word Pet Peeves


A collection of Twitter users share their three word pet peeves, and the things that drive them insane.

We all have those things that manage to drive us insane. Various people on Twitter are sharing their three word pet peeves. You know, those infuriating inconveniences and minor disturbances that just manage to get under our skin, like no other. Things like not remember to work that turn signal while on the road serve as a great starting example. 

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People Share Their Favorite Gordon Ramsay Insults


A collection of AskReddit replies to what people see as their favorite Gordon Ramsay insults.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their favorite insults from Gordon Ramsay. Gordon Ramsay's reputation for delivering absolutely brutal, razor-sharp insults is clearly well-deserved. Would not want to be caught up on the other end of any of these insults from Gordon Ramsay. 

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Monday, December 9, 2019

Times Spoiled Rich Kids Had Their World Burst By Real Life


Times ignorant rich kids had to deal with the real world.

Money doesn't necessarily make a person intolerable to be around, but it can definitely give their kids a psychopathically ignorant sense of entitlement. Here are some more times the real world hit a spoiled rich kid. Nothing makes regular people angry quite like the antics of spoiled rich kid syndrome.

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Tumblr Thread Quickly Dissects Acceptable Bed Positions


Tumblr thread explores bed positions.

For most people, we have a bed against a wall or two, usually to conserve bedroom space. This Tumblr thread gets into how much of bed placement is actually rooted in fear. Also, it seems like Thomas Jefferson was a weird dude. Tumblr can get down some unique rabbit holes, like the semantics of updog, or these varied Tumblr gems.

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Irish Tesco Worker Does Amazing Impersonation Of A Church Service


Conflicted over whether his singing or the well-timed railing kicks are the most amazing parts. This guy's a good person to keep around in your life. 

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Deadpan Girl Defeats Loud And Obnoxious Comedian


This is a prime example of how you don't need to be the loudest to win an argument, or roast in this case. This shy girl's deadpan delivery quickly wins over the hearts of the crowd. The guy got destroyed. 

Chicken Wing Debate Tears Twitter Apart


Various Twitter users debate about what the proper way to eat a chicken wing is.

A heated debate broke out on Twitter regarding the proper way to eat a chicken wing. This is no light matter. People can find themselves divided over one person's choice to chomp that chicken wing down to the very bone, and the other person's decision to leave bits of meat still hanging off the bone. I mean, is there really any excuse for #1? That just looks like someone who had their plate taken away mid-bite. 

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Garbage Moments from Planet Trashy


Trashy selfish moments of people being horrible.

Don't let these moments of incredible selfishness get you down, most people are pretty decent. It's just that trashy, antisocial behavior can come from any part of society, and sometimes people's actions are so petty and ridiculously selfish, all you can do is gawk at the trashy moments that belong on garbage island.

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Strict Vegan Kicks Out Boyfriend's Daughter for Tampering with Their Food


Vegan kicks out boyfriend's daughter for disrespecting her diet, and the internet weighs in.

This is a mess. It's messed up to tamper with someone's food, but it started with everybody making some pretty bad decisions that led to this point. Gotta say, the jury's verdict that everyone sucks here is pretty compelling. For more vegan drama, here's a reversal of the situation, where a dad who doesn't want to stop cooking bacon because his daughter's diet. For more on the subject, here's a chill vegan's explanation of the Burger King lawsuit.

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Ryan Reynolds Hilariously Responds To Peloton Ad


Woman stars in Ryan Reynolds Gin commercial after making her debut in a creepy Peloton ad.

Ryan Reynolds and his marketing department for Aviation Gin are doing great things. In this case, we're looking at a hilarious and timely response to the creepy Peloton ad that went viral last week. Honestly, they nailed it with this holiday commercial that features the woman from the original Peloton ad. It's also like they gave her a chance to show she's aware, and has a sense of humor about the whole thing. 

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Wife Gets Back At Cheating Husband By Racking Up Credit Debt


Wife gets back at her cheating husband by racking up a big credit card debt.

This wife got back at her cheating husband with the pure rage-fueled power of credit card debt revenge. The guy that cheated on his wife of multiple years, clearly had it coming. Sometimes karma looks like an $8,000 credit card statement. Yikes!

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Dumb Things People Did to their Own Cars


Mechanics share dumb things people did to their own cars.

Here are stories, mostly from mechanics, who had to witness the aftermath of people's horrible automobile decisions. Some out of negligence, some from people who wanted their car to look cool and put form over function, and others who were just plain stupid. People are pretty ignorant about their own automobiles. Here are tumblr users getting schooled on physics and car safety, and here are people who parked like jerks.

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Artist Provides Take on the "120K Banana" Fiasco


Artist's take on modern art industry stemming from artist who ate expensive banana art.

Recently Artist David Datuna made a statement by eating Maurizio Cattelan's art installation, which was a banana taped to a wall that was worth well over a hundred thousand dollars. Call us haters of modern art, but we're pretty happy to see low effort trash that people get to call "art" get eaten like the goddamned banana that it is. Artist Karla Ortiz said this about complacency of modern art galleries. Oh, also people are pretty sure this was part of a money laundering scheme.

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Quora User Explains Why Cutting a Tomato Won't Cause an Explosion


Quora user get answer to question of if cutting a tomato could split an atom.

We feel dumb admitting this, but we've definitely had this question too. Turns out there's a few reasons people don't frequently die in nuclear explosions every time someone tries to prepare a salad. For another interesting thing regarding the physics of nuclear explosions, here's the time tumblr uncovered the legend of the fastest manhole cover ever.

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Crab Voiceover is Weirdly On Point


We don't want to over explain what this crab video is. Either you'll really like it or you won't. If you don't, we apologize for your poor taste.

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