Monday, November 25, 2019

Entitled Classmate Steals Notes, Gets Tricked Into Copying Fake Notes


An entitled classmate copies fake notes

This entitled classmate had the audacity to steal her friend's notes without asking, and then put up a BS excuse about them not needing the notes. If your reason for stealing someone else's hard-earned work is rooted in arguing that they don't need what they worked for, you've already lost. From there, the revenge was simple, brutal, and brilliant. They put together some fake notes, and the classmate ended up having to repeat the year. 

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Passionate Dad Pops Off Over Turkey Being Cooked In Microwave


This dad is a whole Thanksgiving mood. The pain in his voice is unforgettable. He's probably just imagining what it would be like to take a bite out of a turkey that was cooked in the microwave! 

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Guy Invents Revolutionary Repeating Bow


It's honestly surprising that this wasn't invented centuries ago! 

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Build-A-Bear Employees Describe Their Weirdest Customers


A collection of Build-A-Bear employees describe their strangest interactions with customers.

Someone on AskReddit asked for Build-A-Bear employees to share their strangest interactions with customers. There are a surprising number of people who want to have the ashes of their deceased loved ones, put inside of stuffed animals. Outside of that, doesn't get more awkward than a bored boyfriend trying to look excited about his girlfriend dressing up a bear to match his outfit. 

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Rare Insults That Struck People To Their Core


A collection of brutal and rare insults that messed people up from the comments section.

We're back it again with a fresh round of fiery rare insults that were both creative and absolutely brutal. Sometimes the comments section just steps up to deliver spicy comedy gold. We'll always have an appreciation for people that didn't settle for recycling old insults, and instead came up with something on their own. 

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Frustrated Flight Attendant Handily Deals with Problem Flyer


Story of flight attendant getting revenge on horrible customer.

If you half-ass some oversized luggage into an overhead bin, bully a flight attendant and then remain totally noncompliant while they try to solve your issue, don't be surprised if they pull a power move on you. Most customers have a some decent idea of how not to be a bad person, but horrible customers will lie to scam companies out of washing machines, and even mistake bystanders for employees. For those having to deal with the customer service life, here are some too-relatable customer service memes.

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Good Questions To Ask During Job Interviews


A collection of helpful advice to ask during job interviews.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share solid questions to ask the interviewer during the job interview process. Can be a total game-changer to show up to the job interview with some thoughtful questions at your disposal. 

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Tired Dogs in Awkward Sleeping Positions


Dogs in awkward sleeping positions.

They say let sleeping dogs lie, but that might lead to back problems. We've seen dogs do some amazing things, and being able to turn into tired goop on a couch is now one of those things. Some of the physics her makes no sense, but we're here for it. Dogs can get themselves in some precarious situations, like these stuck dogs that need a hand.

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Family's Christmas Vampire Tradition Is Epic


A wholesome story about a family's strange Christmas tradition with a vampire toy.

This family's wholesome Christmas tradition is our new favorite holiday story. Look out, Elf on the shelf, cause this whole Christmas vampire game sounds quite catchy. 

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Impressive Towel Arrangements that Deserve a Shower of Praise


Fun and cool animal towel arrangements.

It's a shame that these were eventually used to dry an ass. It shouldn't occur to someone to make an gorilla out of a towel, but we at least appreciate the skill involved in making it possible. Sure it's frivolous, but kinda cool. The hotels we're used to staying in, we're just lucky if the towels are there.

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Tagged: hotel , towel , origami , cute , cruise , funny , animals

Disney Employee's Story Is A Brutal Feels Trip


An ex-Disney employee tells an emotional story about their time working there.

Brace yourself, there's a pack of onion-cutting ninjas lurking ahead. This story will take you on a brutal feels trip. 

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Parents Want To Fake Girl's Hospital Trip To Teach Bully A Lesson


Parents want to fake a hospital trip to teach son a bullying lesson.

These parents asked the people of Reddit whether they were in the wrong for faking a trip to the hospital, to try and teach a bully a lesson. Some folks are saying that they weren't in the wrong at all, while others suggest that everyone in the situation kind of sucks. Can't everyone just be nice to each other. 

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Subway Employee Accuses Customer Of Being "Secret Shopper"


Subway employee is convinced that woman is a secret shopper and secretly judging her performance.

This subway employee sounds like they just wanted to get fired. They were absolutely convinced that this customer just trying to get a sandwich, was indeed some sort of "secret shopper" that was trying to judge her work performance. Thing about that is that it doesn't sound like she could've cared any less. 

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Dad Apologizes For Being A Bully Decades Later


Dad reaches out to a guy that he used to bully as kids, and apologizes.

What we have here is a fine and brief example of how people can manage to restore our faith in humanity, without doing too much at all. In this case, a simple text carries a whole lot of weight, and likely meant the world to the recipient. 

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Creative Ways to Tell Someone to Stop Being a Jerk


Ways to tell someone they're being a jerk.

There are gonna be times when someone oversteps their own boundaries, can't read the room, woke up on the wrong side of the bed or is just generally unaware of their own assholery. Here are some ways people use to tell someone to check themselves before they wreck themselves. In a similar vain, here are more or less polite ways to tell people to F off.

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Embarrassed Woman Messes Up Her Job Interview With Blindly Stressed Over-Preparation


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The bright side in this freshly embarrassed woman "messing up" her job interview, by leaping out ahead of the actual date, with nothing but the best of intentions, is that she's already lived down the stress of being ready for the day, once! The actual time the proper day rolls around for the job interview, stands every chance at being an easy breeze of the familiar. And to make matters even more bearable for her fail, she found someone who experienced something of the same, on Twitter. 

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Don't Clean the Toilet? People Share Their Roommate's Most Unreasonable Demands


crazy roommates

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Sunday, November 24, 2019

Bill, The Tinder Profile We've Been Waiting For


Bill, a joke tinder account that's strange and funny.

Tinder is home to many wins, fails, horrifically awkward conversations, insane pick up lines, and phenomenal puns. Sometimes we come across joke profiles that really make the app shine. Bill is strong, sexy and knows what he wants. This even includes some brief conversations from Bill himself.

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Twitter Thread Outlines Significance of "Ok Boomer" Phenomenon


Twitter thread on "Ok Boomer" shows history and significance.

For those not in the know, "OK Boomer" is a dismissive retort often used to disregard or mock Baby Boomers and those who are perceived as old-fashioned and being out-of-touch. Part of this phenomenon is the feature that many baby boomers themselves consider this to be an ageist slur. This in turn has been seen by many as a hypocritical overreaction that has been met with more Ok Boomer Roasting on Twitter. The whole thing has stirred up more discussion and argument about age and politics. Here is a Gen-X perspective and explanation of why "ok boomer" is becoming more than just a thing people say on Twitter.

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Guy Gets Hit by Drunk Driver, Boss Expects Him to Work the Next Day


Guy gets injured, his boss tries to make him work.

When this guy was in a crazy car crash that left him on light duty, his boss wanted him to get back on the job as if he wasn't injured at all. This didn't exactly work out in his boss's favor. Sometimes power tripping bosses get what's coming, like this boss who didn't allow sick days, or this incompetent owner who fired a special contractor.

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Insane And Unexpected Questions From Quora Users


A collection of people acting like complete lunatics on Quora.

We're back at it again with a fresh collection of people acting like absolute clueless lunatics on Quora. While some of these are surely satire, it doesn't mean that the community of Quora never fails to leave us utterly puzzled over the kinds of WTF questions they ask. Some questions are better off never asked in the first place. 

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Bridezilla Cases That Are Filled With Delusions


A collection of bridezilla cases that are filled to the brim with delusional entitlement.

Bridezillas are obviously the worst part about weddings, and these particular individuals are genuine nightmares. We've got more than bridezillas this time around. We've got a "priestzilla' in the mix, and a good old-fashioned guestzilla that never should've been invited to the big, special day in the first place. 

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Red Flags to Consider When Meeting Someone New


Red flags when meeting new people.

Don't get us wrong, we like meeting new people. It's just that after you've met enough new people, you get a sense of when someone might be dishonest, or potentially meaner than they seem. Here are some dating red flags that made people lose interest immediately.

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Sign's Pun Game Is Too Strong


Funny sign has a lot of puns.

If you can't see how great these puns are, the writing is on the wall. We're fans of dad jokes and stupid puns that we feel guilty for enjoying. A good pun has the ability to make you seem like a genius and an utter moron at the same time. Here are more dumb puns and clever jokes that are technically not wrong. And here are some straight up funny signs.

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Customer Lies to Get a Free Washer, Doesn't Get Her Way


Reddit story of a customer who tries to lie to a business and keep two washing machines.

In what world does someone think that if they complain about their new washer being broken that they'll get a second one and just get to have two washers? Seriously. Customers can be a handful but sometimes people get through to them with an honest approach. For when you can't, here are some customer service memes to help laugh away the pain.

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Flat Earther Parents Call Textbook Out For Brainwashing


A collection of parents being absolute nuts on social media.

The comments section is overflowing with ignorance. This is one of those moments you almost just hope isn't real life. To publicly call out a school's textbook for brainwashing your kid, because they're not flat earthers is next-level ridiculous. 

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