Jimmy Fallon asked various Twitter users to share their favorite burns. The resulting wave of tweets is a shockwave of pure savagery. People can get really mean and creative with their words when you give them enough time to drop that rare insult.
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Winter is coming. These winter life pro tips might just help you weather the next winter storm in such a way that you're not absolutely miserable. Don't fall prey to those dangerous tricks like thinking that alcohol is actually warming you up, when it's cold as all hell outside.
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For my birthday I learned how to drift pic.twitter.com/aHyZY0bA4W
— KYLE BAKEr (@_KYLEBAKER) November 6, 2019
Buddy, the whole drifting thing was not the best first move while you still didn't know how to drive. Another year has passed and someone has clearly learned nothing.
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Bold move coming out dressed like Dr. Phil on his own show. Just going to take a wild guess and suggest that Dr. Phil didn't particularly appreciate the imitation as a form of flattery.
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This guy got a call from his mom at 3:30 saying her car alarm was going off, so he went to check it out. Turns out there was a bear in there. How did it get in, you ask? Well he's got your answer.
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After Smol Animol Memes and twitter user IsskndarAriffin shared the prompt for people to draw a duck, people's artwork came flocking in like mad. For more cool art stuff, here's a bunch of tattoos that turned scars into art, or this Tumblr user that followed along with Bob Ross on MS Paint.
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We'd be nowhere without joke signs, sign failures and all kinds of signs that bring the laughs. So here are some intentionally funny and very unintentionally funny signage. For some failures, here are some really not good signs and designs. For spicier signs, here are some signs that are too scary for their own good.
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There's something about breaking magic bread with strange drunks that seems almost weirdly biblical. That or this stranger just didn't have enough money for bread and tricked this guy into a free snack. This sounds small and dumb but two months is a long time for bread. Sadly, leaving bread out like that will probably cut its days shorter than expected. For another petty and stupid food story, here's a reporter who kept winning office chili cook-offs with store bought chili.
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Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the most messed up things they've ever done to their Sims. People take their Sims on all kinds of messed up journeys. It's as if Sims plays host to people's darkest ideas. Some very messed up sh*t.
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Ideally, the buyer/seller relationship should be one where upfront sellers provide a valuable product or service to people who are happy to pay for it. This is often not the case. In reality it can be a one-sided war between companies and consumers, with companies trying every underhanded tactic they can come up with to inconvenience, scare and manipulate their own customers into overpaying for horrible products. Seriously, these products and ads were designed by jerks.
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Why does nobody listen to experts? The tree removal company told this guy what the deal was, he didn't listen, and lo and behold, gets to pay more money for a tree and a deck. Customers can get pretty dumb, like the time this landscaper handily dealt with a customer who demanded her kids get her discount.
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We're back at it again with another round of fresh funnies from the humorous world of Tumblr. Haven't really lived yet till you've fallen down a wild rabbit's hole at Tumblr.
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We're back at it again with a fresh collection of Tinder users actually finding some success in a dating app dominated by failed attempts; but don't think we forgot about the failed attempts as well. We're all just trying to find love in a loveless world.
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A viral Twitter moment has people looking up their old teachers. Bring on the tidal wave of nostalgia. You never know; your old high school teacher who always had a low key cool vibe, might actually be a massive social media influencer nowadays. Or maybe your teacher retired right around your birthday. Either way, a fun little experiment to try out with your old teachers from back in the day.
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Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their most effective psychological tricks. The brain is a curious device, and it's remarkable just how easy it can be to press its buttons in your favor, with the right words/actions. Apparently an effective way to befriend people is to ask them for a favor. How about that!
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Having a boss not like you because of their own personal biases is its own nightmare, especially if they start making up rules just to sabotage you. Luckily these situations can end with justice, like this woman who got back at her unfair sexist boss or this racist Canadian boss who got deported.
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Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share those times they witnessed the real world give a spoiled rich kid a brutal reality check. It can be hard for some folks to learn that the world isn't there to answer their every wish. Daddy's money can't buy everything.
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This couple might've benefited a whole lot from thinking a bit more on whether or not it was really appropriate to ask the husband's sister about having a kid, after she'd already been vocal about having no interesting in having a kid. Yikes all around. The people of Reddit are offering their hot takes on whether or not they were in the wrong, and it sounds like this couple definitely messed up.
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Just don't ask this guy if he's a marine, unless you're ready for utter, hilarious chaos.
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Never have I ever been so amazed by a performer's ability to exercise control over the audience.
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Twitter users are adding one word to various songs in an attempt to ruin them. The resulting song titles are definitely masterpieces of fail. It's amazing just how much of a difference one word can make in twisting the original title of a song.
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Twitter user @LilianaSegura, shared a powerful Twitter thread that boosts awareness on the struggles undergone by people trying to visit loved ones in the prison system. They ended up encountering all kinds of obstacles on what could've been an otherwise smooth visit. Bit of a nightmare.
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This is just the kind of AskReddit thread that escapes reason, logic, etc, and that's why we love it. We've got plenty of ominous news headlines and intellectually engaging material at our fingertips. Sometimes, we just need to pump the mental brakes and wander down a ridiculous rabbit's hole. Like this right here: people imagining what they'd do if they suddenly turned into ducks. Might go to Subway to get that bread, or start a duel with a nearby goose. Who knows.
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Nowadays, the holidays are a time for family gatherings, drinking (or hating) egg nog, and considerably less murder-by-bears. Apparently before we had the now classic Santa-in-the-red-suit business, people had dancing frogs and turnip-aristocrats. For other surprising old-timey stuff, there's also some cool vintage life-hacks from forever ago.
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Little did the world know that all we need to motivate ourselves to get out there and seize the day, is an inspirational chompin' T Rex. I'm all for the extremely wholesome chompin' action.
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Want to alienate your friends and coworkers in a fast an easy way? Here are some absolutely crazy sex facts that will have people talking about you behind your back in no time. They'll say "that's the guy who keeps talking about elephant testicles in the elevator." For more wild stuff, here are some insane facts that we had no business knowing. And if you don't want people to talk about you, here arenice facts to counteract all the messed up ones.
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