Wednesday, November 13, 2019

Blursed Images That Are Both Blessed And Cursed


A collection of blessed and cursed images.

These images are a sweet combination of unsettlingly cursed and wonderfully blessed. Thus, we introduce "blursed" images. They're kind of messed up, but also strangely wholesome. Hard to put your finger on it. 

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Tucker Carlson Interviews Man Against The Metric System


The stupidity is beyond measure. Literally. 

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Wrong Way Bicyclist Hits Jaywalking Guy, They Decide It Cancels Out


This bicyclist, who was going the wrong way, hit a pedestrian who wasn't using the crosswalk. There's an argument to be made about who was more wrong, but these guys didn't have it. They had a very short conversation about their predicament and went their separate ways.

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Baby Boomer Advice That Aged Miserably


Twitter users share various pieces of baby boomer advice that didn't age well.

Twitter users are sharing bits of baby boomer advice that aged terribly into 2019. Some things just don't stand the test of time. At all really. 

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Twitter Users Share Their All Time Favorite Burns


A collection of twitter users share their favorite roasts.

Jimmy Fallon asked various Twitter users to share their favorite burns. The resulting wave of tweets is a shockwave of pure savagery. People can get really mean and creative with their words when you give them enough time to drop that rare insult.

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Guy Steals $400 Worth Of Gas, Marina Worker Gets Last Laugh


Marina worker gets $400 worth of gas stolen from them, but an idiot returns and gets caught by the cops.

This moron decided to pay in counterfeit bills, and thought he got away with $400 of gas. Little did he know that people can actually remember faces. Fast forward a little over a month down the road, and he returns to the same spot he stole the gas from. From there, it was a smooth revenge of calling the cops and busting him for breaking the law. 

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Ridiculous Stuff Mom Groups Say Online


A collection of ridiculous sayings from mom groups on Facebook.

Mom groups have an uncanny knack for preaching this ideal of "no judgment" while they judge the sh*t out of everyone else online. Outside of that we have some prime parenting fails, and generally ridiculous behavior from moms just trying to navigate the ins and outs of the wild social media world. 

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Tagged: scary , wtf , creepy , Reddit , weird

Trashy Moments That Belong On Garbage Island


Moments of selfishness and extreme trashiness.

Extreme trashiness can arise from every level of society. It can come from the mom who leaves dirty diapers on a McDonald's counter to the rich jerk who parks his super car over four handicapped parking spots. Everywhere there are people, there's some selfish folks who think they can do whatever miserable thing they want. Sometimes humanity is not on its A-game.

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Things That Are Okay to Do But Still Feel Illegal


Things that are okay to do but feel illegal.

Here are some things that some of us do all the time, but still feel like we're being put under scrutiny. There's also a good mix of things that really feel like they should be illegal. For some spicier ones, here are some awful things that are legal to do but still terrible.

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Winter Life Pro Tips That Could Come In Handy


A collection of winter life hacks that could help people out that struggle in the winter.

Winter is coming. These winter life pro tips might just help you weather the next winter storm in such a way that you're not absolutely miserable. Don't fall prey to those dangerous tricks like thinking that alcohol is actually warming you up, when it's cold as all hell outside. 

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Twitter Thread Outlines Significance of "Ok Boomer" Phenomenon


Twitter thread on "Ok Boomer" shows history and significance.

For those not in the know, "OK Boomer" is a dismissive retort often used to disregard or mock Baby Boomers and those who are perceived as old-fashioned and being out-of-touch. Part of this phenomenon is the feature that many baby boomers themselves consider this to be an ageist slur. This in turn has been seen by many as a hypocritical overreaction that has been met with more Ok Boomer Roasting on Twitter. The whole thing has stirred up more discussion and argument about age and politics. Here is a Gen-X perspective and explanation of why "ok boomer" is becoming more than just a thing people say on Twitter.

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Bill, The Tinder Profile We've Been Waiting For


Bill, a joke tinder account that's strange and funny.

Tinder is home to many wins, fails, horrifically awkward conversations, insane pick up lines, and phenomenal puns. Sometimes we come across joke profiles that really make the app shine. Bill is strong, sexy and knows what he wants. This even includes some brief conversations from Bill himself.

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Woman Asks Husband's Sister To Consider Being A Surrogate


Woman asks her husband's sister if she'll consider being a surrogate.

This couple might've benefited a whole lot from thinking a bit more on whether or not it was really appropriate to ask the husband's sister about having a kid, after she'd already been vocal about having no interesting in having a kid. Yikes all around. The people of Reddit are offering their hot takes on whether or not they were in the wrong, and it sounds like this couple definitely messed up. 

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Guy Gets Hit by Drunk Driver, Boss Expects Him to Work the Next Day


Guy gets injured, his boss tries to make him work.

When this guy was in a crazy car crash that left him on light duty, his boss wanted him to get back on the job as if he wasn't injured at all. This didn't exactly work out in his boss's favor. Sometimes power tripping bosses get what's coming, like this boss who didn't allow sick days, or this incompetent owner who fired a special contractor.

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Insane And Unexpected Questions From Quora Users


A collection of people acting like complete lunatics on Quora.

We're back at it again with a fresh collection of people acting like absolute clueless lunatics on Quora. While some of these are surely satire, it doesn't mean that the community of Quora never fails to leave us utterly puzzled over the kinds of WTF questions they ask. Some questions are better off never asked in the first place. 

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Tuesday, November 12, 2019

Twitter Flocks on Cowboy Who Brags About How Much Beef He Gets


Lonely cowboy talks gender roles and dating while bragging about beef.

For a twitter conversation about beef and gender roles, this was actually pretty civil. It even sort of has a happy ending! The number one takeaway we got from this conversation was that we are severely lacking in how much beef we make per year, and didn't realize how self conscious we should be about it.

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Married Couples Who Sleep In Different Rooms Explain Why


AskReddit users that are married couples explain why they sleep in different rooms.

Someone on AskReddit asked for married couples to explain the reasoning that went into sleeping in different rooms. As it turns out, a couple that sleeps in different rooms is not necessarily a broken home. 

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The Masterful Photoshop Skills Of James Fridman


A collection of photoshop trolling gems from the legend, James Fridman.

We're big fans of the work from masterful photoshop trolling legend, James Fridman. He makes art out of people's photoshop requests. Ask and you shall receive impeccable acts of trolling from, James Fridman. We'll never get enough of these! 

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Alex Trebek Has Emotional Moment On Jeopardy


Perhaps the best winner in the history of Jeopardy leaves with a mere $5. 

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Sarge's Reactions To Marine Corps Questions Are Comedy Gold


Just don't ask this guy if he's a marine, unless you're ready for utter, hilarious chaos. 

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Bridezilla Cases That Are Filled With Delusions


A collection of bridezilla cases that are filled to the brim with delusional entitlement.

Bridezillas are obviously the worst part about weddings, and these particular individuals are genuine nightmares. We've got more than bridezillas this time around. We've got a "priestzilla' in the mix, and a good old-fashioned guestzilla that never should've been invited to the big, special day in the first place. 

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Red Flags to Consider When Meeting Someone New


Red flags when meeting new people.

Don't get us wrong, we like meeting new people. It's just that after you've met enough new people, you get a sense of when someone might be dishonest, or potentially meaner than they seem. Here are some dating red flags that made people lose interest immediately.

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Flat Earther Parents Call Textbook Out For Brainwashing


A collection of parents being absolute nuts on social media.

The comments section is overflowing with ignorance. This is one of those moments you almost just hope isn't real life. To publicly call out a school's textbook for brainwashing your kid, because they're not flat earthers is next-level ridiculous. 

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Man's Story About His Canteen Guy Puts Things In Perspective


A guy's story about the hard life of his canteen guy puts things in perspective.

Given the prompt of a "story that would change how they see the world," this dude answered with an eye opening story about the canteen guy at his work. It starts with his frustration over the guy's lateness, but that quickly becomes justified. If you find yourself in a compassionate mood, here are some wholesome memes.

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Tagged: compassion , WoW , life , answer , quora , story

Stupid Moments That Prove How Kids are Weird and Dumb


Moments of kids being strange, funny and stupid.

Kids are pretty dumb and easy to trick. Even if no one is trying to make them look dumb, they do a fantastic job of looking stupid all on their own. It's not exactly their fault, I mean, they're completely new here. They basically were in fact, born yesterday. So while kids are dumb and weird, they're sort of allowed to be that way.

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Entitled Individuals Who Attempted to Take Advantage of People


Choosing beggars and entitled people who demand free stuff.

While most people have a sense of decency and shame, there are still a large number of entitled morons who expect the world to cover their expenses. From entitled moms wanting to pay 3 dollars an hour for full time childcare, to jerks who demand someone deliver a free couch to their doorstep in the middle of the night, to entitled bridezillas who cancel weddings and keep the gift money, there's a lot of money-based drama to be had.

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Clever Comebacks That Silenced People


A collection of witty comebacks that silenced people online.

We're back at it again with a fresh round of clever comebacks that silenced fools who shouldn't have said anything in the first place. Sometimes people just nail it. We'll never get enough of clever comebacks.

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