Friday, November 1, 2019

Boss Messes With Wages, Company Gets Sunk With One Phone Call


Boss messes with his employee's wages, and ends up having company get sunk with one simple phone call.

It's remarkable how many of these revenge stories begin and end with the ultimate demise of one power tripping boss. When the power starts getting to that boss' head and they mess with the wages, they better be ready for the employees to revolt with the kind of revenge that ultimately sinks their ship. In this case, one simple phone call sinks the whole operation. 

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Funny Observations on Language that are Frustratingly Interesting


Funny and interesting observations on languages.

We know that languages are all weird, and the one we use can be particularly confusing, but that can make it a more fun and nuanced thing to explore. We're all for seeing some creative uses and misuses of the English language. If you just wanna see people totally suck at English, then here are people who failed at using the English language.

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Truckers Share Things At Night That Gave Them The Chills


Truckers share different things they saw at night that gave them the chills.

Someone on AskReddit asked for truckers to share their spookiest experiences from being out on the road. Things have a tendency to get real creepy on those long and winding dark highways throughout the night. Never know what kind of devilish, WTF sh*t you might drive across. 

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Soup Lady Jumps Out Of Deadly Moving Elevator


We'll probably never have the gumption it took for this woman to step out of a malfunctioning elevator, but holy crap if that's not a close call. Maybe a fight or flight response? Either way, we'd be as concerned as the woman who stayed in.

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Mom Steals Halloween Candy While Daughter Says "You Took Too Much"


This one is kinda sad. Not exactly sure how you find yourself in this situation, but this is not a good look for the mom. And her interaction with her little kid? It's just a little heartbreaking. We hope that kid ends up okay.

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Employee Humiliates Himself By Talking Like Smeagol At New Job


An employee embarrasses himself by talking like Smeagol in front of his coworkers at his job.

This embarrassed employee shares a tale about a particularly embarrassing experience at a new job, where they were overheard by coworkers while reenacting the infamous Smeagol from Lord of the Rings. Kind of an awkward situation to get caught up in. 

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Wholesome Memes and Things Because Life Isn't Always Bad


wholesome memes, happy and sentimental moments

Here are some nice memes, moments and observations that show genuine care and understanding between fellow humans. Being nice to people is good, and all that. For more gas in your tank, here are more wholesome moments and some happy facts to counteract all the messed up ones.

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Gym Guest Calls Employee Robotic, They Show Up As Robot


Gym guest calls an employee robotic, so they show up in an actual robot costume.

When this great gym employee found themselves confronted by a rude guest who accused them of being robotic, they hatched a plan to take their sweet and satisfying revenge come Halloween. So, they proceeded to make sure it was all good with their boss and showed up at the gym when the time was right in an actual robot costume. The rude guest couldn't even handle it. 

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Uncle Wonders If He's Wrong To Question 25 Year Age Gap in Niece's Relationship


Guy asks internet if he's wrong for questioning his 22 year old niece's 47 year old boyfriend uncomfortable questions.

The crux here is that you want to protect your loved ones from being manipulated, but at the same time you don't want to cross a boundary and try to control another adult's love life. When the 47-year-old boyfriend was coming over to stay for a week, this guy decided to ask some questions. Like many other tense social situations, the internet weighed in on if that was the right thing to do.

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Stories of Actors Who Got Cast to Play Non-Gorgeous People


Actors who get cast as ugly people.

Casting can get too brutal when they're looking for a particular type. You've gotta be confident in yourself to have a role people would describe as "tired lady giving birth" or "slack-jawed psychopath 2." For the majority of us who aren't ridiculously photogenic, this would be our reality in Hollywood too.

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Dude's Pasta Skills Take Tinder Date To The Next Level


Guy's pasta skills take his Tinder date to the next level.

Twitter user @tillytortellini, is going viral for his impressive pasta making abilities. You might say the pasta-bilities are endless. As far as strategies to impress your Tinder date go, this guy easily just shot up to legendary status for what he put together. 

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Self-Titled Geniuses Who Smeared The Internet with Cringeworthy Bragging


Bragging jerks who think they're geniuses.

Call it a lack of self-awareness or whatever but the internet is teeming with people who are convinced that they not only have the facts, but are of genius level intelligence. They put people down, make everything about themselves, and completely ruin jokes. There's just a whole lot of smart-tastic brain lords whose self-importance knows no bounds.

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Guy Texts Crush, Fails, Blames It On Brother Taking His Phone


Guy texts his crush and it backfires, so he blames the whole thing on his brother taking his phone.

Prepare for your bones to literally gyrate in response to the overwhelming levels of cringe. This guy came on way too strong, when a simple and chill introduction could've worked way better. You live and you learn. 

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Plane Hero Pressures Smelly Dude Into Putting His Shoes Back On


Guy blocks a stinky passenger from going to the bathroom until he puts his shoes back on.

We'll never understand people who can tolerate themselves being a gross inconvenience to the people around them. Knowing that your feet smell and refusing to put your shoes on on a plane is some trashy behavior. This guy pulled the ol' switcheroo on ol' stinkfoot. We're fans of sweet revenge, like this guy who shut his telemarketers down in person.

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Rare Insults That Destroyed People's Souls


A collection of rare insults that were creative and absolutely ruthless.

We're back at it again with a fresh round of rare insults that are creative as they are savage. Even if you're on the receiving end of a savage insult, there's a strange appreciation that can pop up when someone just nails their insult. 

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Thursday, October 31, 2019

Mad Lads That Brought Utter Insanity To The World


A collection of guys acting like total psychos online.

We've all crossed paths with a mad lad. You know, that dude who just walks around stirring up all manners of chaos, and doesn't give a flying f**k about what anyone thinks about it. They refuse to be contained, and will lay waste to any otherwise reasonable tweet/status that wasn't trying to be aggressive at all. So, look out for the mad lads. They don't give a sh*t. 

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Medical Professionals and Bystanders Share the Weirdest Pregnancy Misconceptions They've Witnessed


Medical professionals and people tell stories of stupid pregnancy misconceptions.

You don't need to be a doctor, nurse or midwife to know where babies come from. That said, some people are way too old, and in some cases have too many kids, to not know the most basic information. How are people so bad at this. It's okay when kids ask hilarious questions in sex-ed because they're just learning, but this is too far. People have strange relationships with their doctors, going as far to deny really WTF stuff.

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Pro Wrestler, Kenny Omega, Enters Match As Sans From Undertale


What an absolute legend! You don't even need to know who Kenny Omega is to appreciate how awesome this costume is. 

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Dead Giveaways That Someone's Australian


A collection of AskReddit users share dead giveaways that someone is Australian.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the most noticeable, dead giveaways that someone is definitely Australian. If you take a solid look at these and note them for future reference, you might be able to pick an Aussie out of a crowd in the future with no trouble at all. 

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Twitter Users Share Their Favorite Halloween Tweets


A collection of Twitter users sharing their favorite Halloween tweets.

Twitter users are sharing their favorite Halloween tweets, and some of these are pure comedy gold. Gotta love when you show up to a friend's house for a chill wine party, and it ends up being a strange and creepy Babadook gathering. 

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Server Tries Out Honest Approach With Awful Customers


Waiter tells story about trying out the honest approach on awful customers.

This server shares a story about trying out the honest approach with some awful customers. If anything it's impressive and encouraging that this server actually got through to them. They did not sound like the kind of people that would approach much of anything with an open mind. 

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Haunted House Employee Gets Back At Snobby Kid


A haunted house employee gets back at a group of snobby kids.

Happiness really can be found in the darkest of places. In this case, we have some devilish haunted museum tour employees deciding to take matters into their own hands when it came to dealing with a pack of unruly, snobby children. Sounds like the one kid was all talk after all. Getting rid of the tour guide to strip away their sense of safety was a brilliant touch. 

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Safety Fails and Precarious Situations that Would Make OSHA Scream


Safety fails and precarious situations that OSHA would fine you for.

It's bold moves like these that convince people why women live longer than men. A shout-out to all the bosses who have told us "just do it it'll be fine" or "we've always done it like that" and made us climb backwards up a ladder balancing on piles of oily rags. Anyway here's safety failures that would give OSHA nightmares.

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Tinder Users That Failed Or Actually Pulled It Off


A collection of Tinder users that failed or won with their pickup lines.

Tinder's a wild west of hopeless romantics breaking out the best and very worst of their pickup lines, and otherwise just trolling each other. It seems like some people genuinely use the app with hopes to make a connection, while others are just trying to piss people off. These Tinder users either struck out miserably, or actually got somewhere. 

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News Anchor In Tears Over Co-Worker's Unicorn Costume


This mystical unicorn named Ferdinand is not messing around with celebrating Halloween properly. 

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People Share The Wrong Ways to Eat Food


People on askreddit share the wrong ways to eat certain foods

Here are just a bunch of observed food crimes, as well as really horrible ideas to get you kicked out of the break room. People can be very particular about food, and a small mistake will make you like wildly out of place. People have witnessed some food atrocities, and in turn, sometimes people get a food wrong but carry on with it anyway.

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Kevin Hart Trolls Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson To Perfection


Kevin Hart decided to dress up as Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson for Halloween, and he nailed it. These guys just can't get enough of trolling each other. Lucky us! 

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Dumb Spelling Fails that Made Us Curse Our Education System


Spelling fails

We get it, spelling is hard. There are some words that are definitely hard to spell. It's just that sometimes when people fail at using the English language, it's just kinda fun. And some folks are ridiculously bad spellers who need to read a dictionary.

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