This creepy employee decided it was the perfect time to hit on his very uncomfortable co-worker, after opening up his marriage. Sounds like he had all kinds of dirty intentions from start. This guy ruined his own life.
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Tuesday, October 29, 2019
People Share Overly Literal and Goofy Translations from Various Languages
Learning the words for things in other languages can be particularly eye opening. From overly literal German translations like "hand shoes" to more poetic euphemisms you'd never think you'd hear, every culture has come up with it's own particular brand of funny words for things. For more, here are non-native English speakers sharing common phrases they wish we had.
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Tagged: figure of speech , translation , english , creative , idiom , language , literalism , silly , funny
WWII Veteran With Speeding Ticket Gets Wholesome Treatment From Judge
This guy looks great for 93-years-old. He comes to court for his speeding ticket, and proceeds to tell stories of his time fighting in the Pacific during WWII.
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Woman Wears Hidden Camera For Breast Cancer Awareness
Whitney Zelig decided to take a bit of a different approach toward promoting breast cancer awareness. Zelig put together a viral video of her walking around NYC with a hidden camera in her bra. She was surprised at all the looks she got after checking the footage.
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Tagged: charity , Social Experiment , Breast Cancer , faith in humanity , awesome , meaningful , Video
Stranded Cyclist Begins To Cry and Cameraman Just Watches
It was the world championship road race in Yorkshire. German Dario Gomez Becerra from Colombia had a catastrophic bike failure that left him on the side of the road. He expected to get picked up and...didn't. And the camera guy just followed him while the announcers talked about how sad it as. It's kinda hard to watch. You just want to give the guy a hug and say it's gonna be okay.
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People That Roasted Themselves To Ruin Someone Else
These people decided that it was more important to ruin someone else online, than to preserve their own livelihood. Sometimes the damage one might inflict upon themselves is worth it for the pure savagery of a masterful roast. We already love the rare insults and roasts, but to see someone ruin themselves to roast another person is a whole another level of entertainment.
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Things That Exist Almost Exclusively to Piss People Off
Here are some minor things that seemingly have no upside, and feel like they exist just to make someone angry. Like, who's reading the entire story about someone's vacation in Italy? I just wanna learn how to make pasta sauce. There are a lot of nice things about life, but it's also full of misfortune that intrudes on people's lives as well as manipulative and horrible products.
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Tagged: frustrating , anger , annoying , internet , stuff , bullshit , products , pissed off , stories , stupid
Unfortunate Times Everyday Life was Derailed by Chaos
Any day where nothing particularly unusual happens should be regarded as a pretty good day when you realize all the misfortune that can put a cramp in people's style. Like, maybe your bus was late, but at least it didn't get sucked into a giant sinkhole. The universe can get creative when it uses unfortunate moments to throw folks for a loop.
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Blessed Images To Bring The Positive Vibes
We've got a fresh round of blessed images to supercharge your day with the positive vibes. There's enough madness and dark stuff going on in the world. Sometimes we need a break from the internet's latest round of discouraging BS, and instead just need some solid, uplifting images. These are cute, wholesome, and absolutely blessed.
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Classic Stupid News Headlines to Start the Day Off Dumb
We're not established journalists, but we think most of us could do a better job than these facepalm inducing headlines. It's too bad so much journalism is online now and can just be edited later. We miss stuff like these magazine layout fails. Sometimes news dumbness is on the reader's side, like these people who didn't understand satire.
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Racist Canadian Boss Harasses Puerto Rican Employees, Gets Deported
This racist and blatantly ignorant boss is as dumb and toxic as they come. She consistently berated her hard working staff, and threw around verbal jabs about them being "illegals" while they were in fact from Puerto Rico, which is a U.S. States territory. As it turns out, Jan was the illegal alien of the whole bunch. Apparently she's from Canada and her green card expired. So, she ends up getting deported when it's all said and done. If anything, we feel bad for Canada having to welcome Jan back.
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Entitled Morons Who Expected The World to Cover Their Expenses
If it's just two pennies, then why not pay it instead of taking it from the tip jar? The world is full of people who are high on their own sense of moronic entitlement. There's horribly entitled bosses, awful customers, rude low-ballers and nincompoops who want to be paid to take free stuff. At least it's cathartic to know that everyone else has to deal with this stuff.
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Tagged: frustrating , annoying , morons , lol , ridiculous , entitled , money , stupid , free , choosing beggar
Dance Video Gets Interrupted by Surprise Snake
Apparently some snakes can open doors. It looks staged, but here's another video of a similar snake opening a door by itself.
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Religious Nut Job Parents Disapprove Of Son's Girlfriend
This young woman found herself in the middle of a terribly entitled, judgmental situation with a couple religious nut job parents. Sounds like they strongly disapproved of their son dating a young woman who attended anime conventions.
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Crazy Promotions/PR Stunts That Backfired Terribly
Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the biggest PR stunts and promotion blunders they'd ever seen by companies. The resulting stories are filled to the brim with failure. Can't beat the Life Lock CEO who accidentally leaked his social security number to tons of people.
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Signs That Are Too Scary for Their Own Good
We're happy that people take it upon themselves to warn other people of the world's potential dangers. It's just sometimes the signs themselves get the better of us and give us extra chills. Some aren't even intentionally scary. Let's face it, there are some ominous signs out there that are just too good at being spooky.
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Monday, October 28, 2019
Deceptive and Terrible Products and Services Designed By Jerks
The world is rife with manipulative and awful products and ads, and it's worth it to point them out when they're clearly unfair. There's wildly misleading labels, sandwiches made to look like they're twice as big as they actually are, and apps that make you pay money to delete them, just to name a few. It makes you start to think this stuff could be designed by the devil.
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Woman Destroys Busta Rhymes Lyrics From "Look At Me Now"
Bride Plans Sunrise Wedding After Family Gets Angry
This bride asked the people of Reddit whether or not she was in the wrong for following through on a sunrise wedding, after her family and friends had expressed their strong disapproval. At the very least she should be ready for some no shows!
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Employee Makes Silly Work Board Jokes
This employee keeps himself entertained at work by decorating the board with a series of very entertaining, and sometimes punny jokes. Must be fun for the rest of the office!
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Crazy Facts That Most of Us Have No Business Knowing
Everyone knows the most fun facts are about morbid history and animal genitals. Some of these are just plain interesting, some are amazingly gross while others are sad and damning. If it gets to be too much there's also some happy facts to hopefully counteract all the messed up ones.
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Psychological Tumblr Thread Explains Why Some Spaces Just Feel Odd
Your brain looks for context cues, and some places and times just don't have enough of them for you to know how to act. Kinda makes sense. Some other explanations would be that you don't hang out at bowling alleys a lot, have social anxiety or just dislike creepy-ass abandoned buildings. That said, the concept of liminal spaces are interesting. Tumblr can be a rabbit hole, full of fun history and imaginative threads on aliens being fought off by bears.
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Woman Shares Powerful Twitter Thread On ADHD
Twitter user @sayitslp, shared a powerful and relatable thread on what it's like living with ADHD. It's being shared by many that live with ADHD themselves, and seem to connect with the way she's explained a life with ADHD.
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Funny Entomologist Rates Accuracy of Ant Emojis
Honestly this wasn't something we'd ever think about, but the fact that someone is this passionate about ant emojis makes you think "of course someone would notice this and have an incredibly precise opinion on it." Here are some really funny reviews of various animals themselves.
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Company Fires Employee For Meme, Gets Trolled To Oblivion
This company managed to track down the Facebook activity of a discontented employee. The employee has posted a meme making fun of using company time for bathroom breaks, cause they made all the money while he didn't make sh*t. From there, the company calls him out, fires him, and then digs a deeper hole (for themselves) by blowing the whole thing further out of proportion.
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Tumblr Thread Drops Impressive Lyrical Flow On Historical Concept Of Purple
Something that we're consistently amazed by is the ability of people on Tumblr to make history fun and interesting. Like most Tumblr gems, this one started with a small observation on the color of violets, and kind of spiraled into this whole other historical rhyming, calligraphy thing.
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Employee Gets Fired On Medical Leave, Puts Store On Permanent Leave
This employee got terminated by their crappy company while on medical leave. So they revenge'd so hard that the store itself ended up going on permanent leave. As far as revenge cases go, we'd say a job very well done indeed. A solid learning lesson from this story would be that you can be crooked or you can be a jerk, but never be both!
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Guy On Twitter Tells Imagined Story Of Meeting Wife At A Graveyard
You never know where love might take its roots. Love can stem from the seemingly saddest of places, like a graveyard! That being said, this one's been proven as a work of fiction. Doesn't mean it wasn't entertaining though!
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