Sunday, October 6, 2019

Bridezilla Wants Free Makeover From Wedding Guest


Bride wants a free makeover for the wedding from a guest, to avoid spending the $350.

This bride wanted her friend to help her out with a free makeover, and when the friend agrees to do it for free, she actually turns it down because it's not as complicated and extravagant as she'd hoped for. I mean, come on. Beggars can't be choosers. 

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Kids Being Little Cretins (14 Images)


A collection of images showing kids being difficult and emotional little monsters.

These kids and their meltdowns don't look too far off from how adults can feel muddling through a busy work week, and just wanting to cry about it. Sometimes you just need to melt into a hysterical puddle of emotional despair. 

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Tinder Wins and Fails That Ended In Heartbreak and Puns


Funny Tinder fails and wins.

Online dating sites are a venue to put yourself out there and get to know people. At least that's what they say they're for. What tends to come out of it is mostly really horrible/great puns about people's names as well as horrible disappointment. Either way, people will continue to swing for the fences of online dating.

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Design Fails That Need Some Work


Stupid and dirty design fails.

If you're into stupidly redundant construction decisions,  shirts that accidentally say "anus," or signs for businesses that also accidentally say "anus" than you've come to the right place. Let's be real, some design can use some extra thought, and some of it, like these magazine layout fails, are freakin awesome.

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Acts Of Stupidity People Did With Their Brains On Auto-Pilot


People share the dumbest things they did while their brains were on auto-pilot.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the dumbest shit they pulled while their brains were on auto-pilot. The resulting acts of sheer stupidity are relatable and hilarious as hell. Can't beat a potent brain fart, when you find yourself driving toward nowhere for no reason at all. 

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Extreme Trashy Moments That Erupted from The Dump


Moments of people being trashy, selfish and generally terrible.

Lucky for us, most people are basically respectful. When we see outdoor furniture at a restaurant our first instinct isn't to take it all. When we find our seat on an airplane we don't immediately take off our shoes and throw our feet over the chair in front of us. That's most of us. But there are some among us whose selfishness and general lack of decency results in trashy moments that are frankly amazing to see. Extreme trashiness can be found in every level of society, and all walks of life.

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The Most Metal Things People Have Seen


AskReddit users describe the most metal things they've ever seen in the world.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the most metal things they've seen in the world. Doesn't get much more badass than a dude crowdsurfing at a concert in a wheelchair! Love it. 

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Inexcusably Atrocious Haircuts (7 Images)


A collection of images showing absolutely terrible haircuts.

Something went very wrong for these people at some point in their lives. We're not sure how you end up walking around with one of these hairstyles. They're criminally ridiculous. 

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People Share What Their Countries Get Roasted For


People share what kinds of things their countries get roasted for on AskReddit.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to step up and share what kinds of stereotypes/historical facts their countries had a knack for getting roasted over. Sucks to have someone label you based off of where you're from, before you've even had a chance to open your mouth. 

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Mad Lads Being Uncontrollable Lunatics Online


A collection of people being careless mad lads online.

These mad lads don't give a damn about the world and it's lot of ridiculous rules. They'd just as much storm the online world with all the f**k's they don't give. 

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The Funny and Sometimes Aggravating Reality of Marriage in 30 Tweets


Jokes and funny things about marriage from twitter.

If you've been in a long term relationship, you know that seeing that same person's face every day can come with challenges. You've gotta learn to get used to each others quirks or get really great at apologizing if you wan to stand spending the rest of your lives together. People's thoughts on marriage never end, so here are more funny tweets about marriage that are too real.

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Teacher Shares Story Of Dumbest Student They Had


Teacher shares story of the dumbest student they ever had.

There's dumb, and then there's Kevin. That's a whole different level of stupid right there. 

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Science Braniac Schools Tumblr User On Plague And Veganism


Science nerd on Tumblr schools person on the plague and veganism.

The story itself is pretty tragic! 

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Karen Wrecks Her Mercedes, Has No Insurance, Expects Stranger To Pay For Damages


Entitled Karen crashes her Jeep and doesn't have insurance, so she expects a stranger to pay for her.

Oh Karen, just cause you don't have insurance doesn't mean you can rely on perfect strangers to pay for your car's damages. To make matters even better with this fine tale of Karen entitlement, it sounds like she found the original post that called her out, and wanted to sue the person over it. As it turns out, Karen doesn't have a whole lot of ground to stand on. 

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Simple And Helpful Hotel Hacks


Twitter user shares a very helpful hotel hack.

These are definitely worth a try next time you find yourself in a hotel. 

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Saturday, October 5, 2019

Giant Mastiffs Rag-Doll An Evil, Stalker Intruder


Family's giant loyal guard dogs end up rag-dolling a stalker intruder.

This family's loyal, giant Mastiffs successfully stopped an evil-minded, stalker from breaking in and doing god knows what. Sounds like the guy had duct tape and a pickaxe in his backpack. He was no match for the Mastiffs though. 

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Kids Freaking Out for Stupid Reasons


Dumb reasons kids had meltdowns.

People assume it's easy to be a kid, like the whole "not working or paying taxes" thing. That said, a lot of us forget about the challenges of growing up. A lot of being a kid is learning how stupid you are, and discovering all the ways the world can disappoint you. These result in meltdowns over stupid things. Seriously, kids have a lot of dumb meltdowns.

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Nuggets Of Comedy Gold From Tumblr


Funny and entertaining thoughts from various Tumblr users.

Good old Tumblr never fails to take things down strange and unexpected rabbit holes. Spend enough time lounging around on Tumblr, and you're bound to find yourself in the middle of conversations with an impressively meticulous attention to detail. These nuggets of comedy gold from Tumblr definitely left us entertained. 

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Bits Of Baby Boomer Humor (10 Images)


A collection of baby boomer humor that pokes fun at the generation's stereotypes.

One of our new favorite subreddits pokes fun at Baby Boomers for all their outdated antics and notorious inability for being able to keep up with these fast changing times. Baby boomers had it coming. 

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Woman Discovers Lump, Iceland's Healthcare Provides Stressless Process


Woman details her amazingly simple and easy process with Iceland's healthcare.

This woman described her amazingly simple and stressless process with figuring out healthcare in Iceland. Sounds absolutely heavenly. 

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Guy Tripping On Ketamine Ends Up In Room Alone With Boss


Guy shares Twitter thread about the time he ended up in a room alone with his boss, while he was tripping out.

Twitter user @shockproofbeats, lived down a true waking nightmare. His story is one for the ages, and revolves around him thinking that he'd had the day off, but ends up getting called into work after having consumed some suspect, milky green powder that was actually ketamine. 

Fortunately, the tripped out and anxious enthusiasm brought on by the drugs he consumed with reckless abandon shortly before being summoned into work, came across as nothing more than overwhelming excitement. Crisis averted, and what a story this guy got out of it. 

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Chevron Employees Offer Tobacco to Native Americans After Failing to Gain Access to Their Territory


This has to be a joke. 

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People Share Their Worst Memories Of School


People share their worst memories of school in an AskReddit thread.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their worst memories of school. The following memories are painful and filled to the brim with cringe. They're the kind of memories that haunt you and keep you up at night. 

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Escape Room Employees Share Dumbest Ways People Tried To Escape


Escape room employees share the stupidest ways they've seen people try to escape.

Someone on AskReddit asked for escape room employees to share the absolute dumbest ways they've seen morons try to escape the escape room. The ensuing responses are brimming with mindless stupidity. It's fair to say that a whole lot of these people shouldn't have been anywhere close to an escape room. 

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Boss Instructs Employee To Guard Spill, So He Does It for Hours


Guy's boss tells him to stand by spills so he does that for a very long time.

Big retail chains can have a lot space for people to fall through the cracks, like this guy who got hired but was never told to do anything and stayed on for months. Anyway, retail and customer service is a drag, and we feel for those who get backed into a corner by an incompetent boss.

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Lousy Liars Failing At Selling The World Their Load Of Lies


A collection of liars getting called out online for trying to tell the world their lies.

As long as the internet's been around we've had people trying to get away with telling their lies. There's just something about the internet that convinces people they'd be able to get away with their lies, without ever getting called out in the process. Fortunately we've still got a fair share of truth seekers around ready to try and chip away at all the BS that seems to surface online. 

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