Some of these are extremely well done and absolutely random, and that's totally okay. While others, others generally make us fear for humanity.
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Wednesday, September 25, 2019
Grown Man Gets Grounded By Father-In-Law
This is one of those surreal posts that we just hope can't be real life. Is this guy in fact a grown man, asking the people of Reddit what to do after his father-in-law "grounded him." My dude. It is time to take the reins in that wild little thing you call your life, and either stop throwing up BS posts like this; or if you really did just get grounded by your stepdad...move the hell out!
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Guy Misses Out On Business Venture Cause Of Gmail's Spam Folder
This guy's story about an exciting business venture falling through the cracks and into his spam folder serves as a cautionary tale, to keep a wary eye on your inbox AND spam folder. You never know if that one email you were waiting to hear back on just got filed to the wrong folder.
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Dreaming Octopus Changes Colors In Mesmerizing Footage
This is beautiful. Can't say anything else in the world looks this effortlessly cool while dreaming.
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The Emotional Rollercoaster Of Life As A Nurse
Nurses put up with all kinds of stupid BS while on the job.
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Nuggets Of Comedy Gold From Tumblr
Good old Tumblr never fails to take things down strange and unexpected rabbit holes. Spend enough time lounging around on Tumblr, and you're bound to find yourself in the middle of conversations with an impressively meticulous attention to detail. These nuggets of comedy gold from Tumblr definitely left us entertained.
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Guy Wastes A Karen's Time for Parking Illegally
There are some delusional customers out there. Luckily, sometimes bystanders have sympathy for employees who have to deal with a freaking out Karen and decide to get some petty parking revenge in response. When this guy noticed his favorite gas station attendants getting bossed around, he decided to take some extra time.
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Bits Of Baby Boomer Humor (10 Images)
One of our new favorite subreddits pokes fun at Baby Boomers for all their outdated antics and notorious inability for being able to keep up with these fast changing times. Baby boomers had it coming.
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Puns Intended to be Wonderfully Dumb
We're big fans dumb jokes that are technically correct as well as dad jokes and stupid and witty jokes that are technically accurate. Our appreciation for puns intended, unintended and super Nintendo goes without saying. Anyway, here are some killer dumb and clever puns that made us groan like ghouls.
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Woman Discovers Lump, Iceland's Healthcare Provides Stressless Process
This woman described her amazingly simple and stressless process with figuring out healthcare in Iceland. Sounds absolutely heavenly.
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The Crappy Overused Jokes At Everyone's Job
We love puns and dad jokes, but there's a limit. If you work a job for long enough, especially if it's a customer facing role, you will hear the same joke over and over and over. The first few times you might laugh with the customer, but on the 90th time of asking a table if they want anything else and having to hear the dad say "Yeah a million dollars!" it's hard to even let out a spirit of a smile. This doesn't mean everyone should stop trying to make jokes, it just sheds some light on how terribly uncreative everyone is.
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Ukranian Boxer Gets To The Point With How He Feels
Not sure if this was a translation error or an inside joke or what, but we can't get over how Oleksandr Usyk feels. And we get it not once, but twice.
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Guy Tripping On Ketamine Ends Up In Room Alone With Boss
Twitter user @shockproofbeats, lived down a true waking nightmare. His story is one for the ages, and revolves around him thinking that he'd had the day off, but ends up getting called into work after having consumed some suspect, milky green powder that was actually ketamine.
Fortunately, the tripped out and anxious enthusiasm brought on by the drugs he consumed with reckless abandon shortly before being summoned into work, came across as nothing more than overwhelming excitement. Crisis averted, and what a story this guy got out of it.
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Kim Kardashian West And Kendall Jenner Laughed At During Emmy's
The audience couldn't help themselves, and it looks like Kendal Jenner could barely keep it together.
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Tagged: cringe , Awkward , emmys , kim kardashian , ridiculous , celeb , funny , Video , kendall jenner
Funny and Weird Night Photos of Animals Taken By Camera Traps (9 Images)
Animals get up to some pretty interesting shenanigans when they think no one is watching. There's raccoons climbing on top of wild pigs, flying squirrels on dive bombing runs, and deer just freakin' out. These animals behavior may be weird, but their demeanor is nothing compared to the many nopes of Australia. For more animal shenanigans, here are some stories fromfarmers whose animals made them think "how'd they do that?"
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Event Manager Fails To Make Sure Wedding Has Officiant
This event manager experienced a bit of a nightmare, and forgot to make sure that the wedding they were in charge of helping plan, had an officiant! So, naturally they ended up illegally marrying the couple themselves. Hopefully they didn't have stage fright.
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Escape Room Employees Share Dumbest Ways People Tried To Escape
Someone on AskReddit asked for escape room employees to share the absolute dumbest ways they've seen morons try to escape the escape room. The ensuing responses are brimming with mindless stupidity. It's fair to say that a whole lot of these people shouldn't have been anywhere close to an escape room.
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Tagged: customer service , employee , FAIL , cringe , askreddit , ridiculous , dumb , funny , stupid , escape room
Tuesday, September 24, 2019
Coworker's Atrocious Vegan Lasagna Gets Shredded By Triggered Twitter Users
Vegan lasagna is a hell of a way to describe salad. Is that really what it's come to? Even Stouffers doesn't want this vegan lasagna madness. Naturally, Twitter users were chomping at the bits to further roast this mess of greens into submission.
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White Woman Whines That She Was "Lectured About Slavery" In Her 2-Star Review Of A Plantation
As far as ignorant reviews go, this one ranks at the very top. This woman clearly has a whole lot of learning to do, and maybe she'll realize how far off she was with her assessment of the plantation if she gets wind of people's reactions on Twitter.
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Woman Bails On Funeral Of Her Boyfriend's Mom For Vacation, Internet Tears Her A New One
Yes, you done messed up big time with this one. As far as "Am I The Asshole?" threads go, this one was just glaringly obvious. You're going to bail on your boyfriend in arguably one of the toughest times of his life for a vacation with the family; and then have the audacity to ask whether or not you're an asshole for doing so? You are quite lost. Quite lost, indeed.
That being said, if you're looking for some more juicy "Am I The Asshole" drama we recommend you check out a recent post about a bald bridesmaid asking the internet if she was a jerk for not wearing a wig to a particularly unruly bridezilla's wedding.
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Bad Stock Photos of People's Jobs are Terrifically Inaccurate
If being a brain surgeon was as easy as putting a stethoscope up to someone's disembodied brain, then sign us up for a nuerosurgery position. As it turns out, trying to depict someone's entire profession in a single stock image is really hard to do. Or it would be, if it ever seemed like these people were trying. Sometimes they're not just inaccurate, sometimes stock images are really weird.
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Tagged: stock photo , images , professional , FAIL , job , inaccurate , work , lol , silly , dumb , stupid
Selfish Cheapskates Whose Boldness Knows No Shame
For whatever reason, whether it's desperation, maliciousness or stupidity, tons of people have no problem expecting free stuff. There's people demanding too much money for their crap, companies asking for a career's-worth of experience for a free internship, and folks offering pitiful amounts of money for the crap they want you to do. Even some children and squirrels are getting in being choosing beggars.
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Boss Instructs Employee To Guard Spill, So He Does It for Hours
Big retail chains can have a lot space for people to fall through the cracks, like this guy who got hired but was never told to do anything and stayed on for months. Anyway, retail and customer service is a drag, and we feel for those who get backed into a corner by an incompetent boss.
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Stuff Deaf People Were Surprised Made A Sound (Or Didn't)
To the uninitiated, the world is noisy as hell. There's all kinds of whirring and beeping and chirping. Often, deaf people are surprised to find that things make a sound. Then there are some things that deaf people don't expect to make a sound, like this kid who was shocked to learn that farts make a sound. When you think about it, it seems like the sun should make a sound, shouldn't it?
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Lousy Liars Failing At Selling The World Their Load Of Lies
As long as the internet's been around we've had people trying to get away with telling their lies. There's just something about the internet that convinces people they'd be able to get away with their lies, without ever getting called out in the process. Fortunately we've still got a fair share of truth seekers around ready to try and chip away at all the BS that seems to surface online.
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Employee Refuses To Kill Office Spider, Co-Worker Can't Stand It
This employee has a soft spot in their heart for spiders. When it got tense in the office with another co-worker over their refusal to kill the spider, they stood their ground, and successfully defended the life of the creepy crawler. Sounds like the co-worker is about ready to quit after this.
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PowerPoints Argue For Letting Someone Touch A Person's Butt And Boobs
Someone took it upon themselves to put together a couple PowerPoints intended to make compelling cases for why a person should let someone else touch their butt and boobs.
This should absolutely be a TED talk.
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Tagged: powerpoint , technology
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