Saturday, September 14, 2019

Shamelessly Selfish People Who Have More Greed Than Sense


Greedy and selfish people who demand more than they deserve.

Selfishness comes in many flavors. Sometimes people get something for free like a ring or an apple watch and they deem it not good enough. Some people want something, like a car, but they'd prefer to have it for free, then throw a tantrum when they can't get it. You wouldn't believe it, but social media is packed with frustrating morons and shameless choosing beggars. They come in the form of complaints, attempted deals, demands and random conversations.

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People Share Their Most Frivolous First World Problems


People share their frivolous first world problems

If there's anything that helps drive home the fact that most of our lives are still pretty nice, it's the oodles of first world problems we endure from day to day. Whether it's having to use the worse wifi at your job, or having to manually open the lid to your faulty smart garbage can, these are the plights that make many of us grateful that these are actually things we think of as problems.

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15 Inappropriate News and Magazine Layout Fails


Magazine and newspaper layout fails that make the content look inappropriate, sinister and filthy.

It doesn't get much better than a sweet headline fail. We're happy when someone screws up, but when someone makes an inappropriate design fail in a newspaper or magazine, it just gives it that extra feeling of stupid that we get to savor like a warm bubble bath. For more news related stuff, here are some hot and wild headlines from the land of Florida Man.

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People Share The Dumbest Reason They Have A Scar


People tell stories of the dumbest reasons they have a scar.

Every scar has a story behind it. Luckily for us, people often get injured while doing stupid things, and stories of human error make for good comedy eventually. Honestly, there are so many stories from people who injure themselves in a stupid way. Whether it's from jamming your hands into a toaster oven or getting surprised by a bee, there's no end to stories behind people's scars.

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Lying Liar Faces That Tried To Sell Their Lies To The World


Lying liars that got called out online for spreading dishonesty into the world.

These lying liar faces were called out for their shitty attempts to spread dishonesty into the world. The internet is already confusing enough without tons of people trying to further their own agendas by telling lies left and right. Thankfully there's a fair amount of truth-defending champions around, ready to reverse image search the crap out of any liars that are trying to weave their web of deceit. 

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Dad Shows Son Anti-Drug Campaign From The 90s


Dad shows his son an anti-drug campaign from the 90s, and his daughter overhears part of it; and thinks that eggs are a synonym for drugs.

This dad was trying to show his son an anti-drug campaign video from the 90s, and it backfired terribly. Specifically, his younger daughter overheard the campaign, and ended up thinking that "eggs" were a suitable synonym for "drugs." So, she heads into school and the next thing you know she's telling the teacher that she had drugs for breakfast! 

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Formula One Car Driving On Highway


Apparently the police are on the search for this driver trying to make a runaway in a formula one racing car. Good luck. 

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Australian News Anchors Report That Outbreak Of Lung Disease Isn't Due To Vaping Nicotine


Colin goes ahead and explains that the outbreak of lung disease is apparently not due to people smoking nicotine products, but actually from people vaping contaminants in black market THC oils. 

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Guy Accidentally Gives Waiter The Hang Loose Sign


Guy accidentally gives his waiter the hang loose sign, after not realizing that the guy doesn't have hands.

This guy was getting exasperated with the customer service at a restaurant, and after having enough of what he took as a "surfer attitude" from his waiter, he decided to return what he thought was a hang loose sign. This is where the fail presents itself in all of its terrible glory. Turns out the waiter in fact didn't have any fingers, and was absolutely not flashing a "hang loose sign." How about that for a big old-fashioned whoops. 

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Mom Refuses To Pay Babysitter, Claims Free Ice Cream Counts As Payment


Mom refuses to pay a babysitter, because she claims that free ice cream and a day of fun count as payment.

As far as delusional, entitled choosing beggars go, this mom just outdid herself. She argues that some free ice cream and a "day of fun" should count as payment for the babysitter. Um, that's not gonna work out, Mom. 

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People With Dirty Names Bond Over The Struggle


Twitter users are bonding over having "dirty names" and trying to enter them into login info.

People with "dirty names" are bonding over the collective struggle of using their names on logins, and getting flagged for "offensive language." They refuse to be silenced, and are here to make their struggles known. 

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Dude Gets Petty Revenge On Selfish Parker with Fake Note


Guy parks his Corvette over 4 spaces, so a dude leaves a fake note saying that he damaged the car.

That's some good quality, satisfying, highly petty revenge. No real harm done except for a headache who thought he was worth four parking spots. We've heard of people rage-trapping bad parkers for the sake of justice, but straight up messing with their mind seems like a less risky but satisfyingly diabolical way of getting back at someone for their transgressions.

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Expectation Vs Reality And The Fails That Ensue (15 Images)


A collection of images showing the times that people's hopeful expectations lost to reality.

Sometimes reality just takes a steaming dump on hopeful expectations. These are solid situations where things just didn't quite go as planned. And you know we gotta document as many situations when expectations didn't quite line up with reality. 

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Police Officers Share Laws They Feel Uncomfortable Enforcing


Police officers share laws they feel uncomfortable enforcing because they don't necessarily agree with them.

Someone on AskReddit asked for police officers to share the laws they feel uncomfortable about enforcing, because they don't necessarily agree with them. We've got responses like, how they don't particularly want to bust people out having a good time on the river, as long as they're not being total inconsiderate animals. As well as, angelic cops who literally carry nickels on them to feed the meters to avoid writing tickets. Wherever that is happening sounds like a hell of a place. 

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People Share Their Weirdest Family Tics


People share their weirdest family tics.

What is normal in one person's family can appear as pure lunacy to the outside world. These people are sharing their family's weirdest tics. The resulting stories are hilarious and borderline messed up. 

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The Most Useless Inventions Of All The Useless Inventions


A collection of the most useless inventions in the history of the world.

Just cause these are being hailed as the "most useless inventions" of all time, doesn't mean that someone out there couldn't find a use for something ingenious as the sweat gutters. You never know what people might be on the lookout for. 

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Friday, September 13, 2019

Crazy Possessive Bridezilla Photoshops Friend Out Of All Wedding Photos


Woman tells story of how her crazy friend photoshopped her out of her wedding photos.

Here's a saga spanning years, ending in a wonderfully, expensively petty decision. Like she says, this lady does sound like LOTS. We've seen epic bridezilla moments from wedding shop workers but this one is literally years in the making.

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Guy Loses Parents In Drunk Driving Accident, Uncle Takes Him In, Introduces Him To The Love Of His Life


Guy loses his parents in a drunk driving accident, moves in with his uncle, and gets introduced to the love of his life.

These wholesome pure feels pull on the heart strings. This guy's story starts in on when he lost his parents as a 10-year-old, to a nasty drunk driver. From there, he was taken in by his uncle, and grew up battling a terrible sadness. 

Fast forward to when he's 22-years-old, and still hasn't had a relationship with his girl, until his uncle takes him to a sandwich shop after he loses his job; and ends up meeting the love of his life in a chance encounter. His uncle plays quite the wingman, and even calls the girl on his behalf to get things in motion. This is one of those stories that you read nervously, with hope that nothing goes south, and amazingly...nothing does! 

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Today Show Cast Recreates "Peanuts" Comic, Costumes Are Terrifying


I'm anticipated a lot of nightmares. The cast of the Today show are here to haunt your dreams. 

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Slinky Vendor's Slinky Tricks Are Legitimately Incredible


Did you know there were slinky tricks? Neither did we. Apparently this guy is pretty good at them. I mean, if it's your job to stand at a booth that sells slinkies all day, you probably get good at slinkies. The camera can hardly even catch this skill, my god.

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Steve-O Details Every Drug He's Ever Done


Steve-O was and always will be the definition of an absolute savage. 

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Twitter Users Share Clues People Are Cheating (20 Tweets)


Twitter users share signs that there's cheating going on in a viral/trending hashtag on Twitter.

In a viral Twitter hashtag Twitter users are sharing all the signs that someone is potentially cheating. We've got situations as simple as someone trying to get a leg up in a game of Monopoly, to a more dire scenario involving a cheating partner hiding stuff on their phone. Either way, you don't want to find yourself caught up in one of these uncomfortable situations. 

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Woman Calls Co-Worker Unhealthy, Deluded, And Bitter After Rude Comments


Woman calls co-worker unhealthy, deluded, and bitter after some rude comments are made about her.

This woman asked the people of Reddit if she was in the wrong for calling out her self-proclaimed, "body positive" co-worker for being an unhealthy, rude, and deluded individual. People generally expressed the opinion that she wasn't a jerk for saying what she did, and that her co-worker was really the one who overstepped. Based off the kinds of comments she was making it doesn't sound like she was all that body positive, at all. 

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Actor With Holier-Than-Thou Attitude Messes With The Wrong Sound Crew


Actor gets played by a sound crew, as they set up speakers so that the whole audience can hear him using the restroom.

This actor messed with the wrong sound crew. Sounds like his holier-than-thou attitude ended up contributing to his ultimate downfall. We're talking the whole audience being able to hear the actor unleash a storm in the toilet, due to some strategically placed speakers. The best part is that the actor had no idea why everyone around him was doing a terrible job at suppressing hysterical fits of giggles. 

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Unethical Business Practices That Are So Common No One Does Anything


Unethical business practices that are commonplace even though they're wrong.

We've had enough horrible bosses to be extra sensitive when it comes to getting screwed at your job, and it seems like it's way too common for businesses to overwork their employees and abuse their loyal customers. It's such an engrained thing that everyone just kind of sucks it up. In a similar vein, here are things that are pretty much scams that people accept as legitimate business.

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Absolutely Stupid Reasons Kids Had Meltdowns


Pictures of kids throwing tantrums for illogical and dumb reasons.

You didn't hear it here first, but kids have meltdowns over mundane things. Lets face it, children aren't smart, and they just don't have it in them to be subtle. You'd be this upset too if it was the first time in your entire life someone didn't meet your illogical expectations. Thanks to this, exhausted parents have tons of stories about their kids dumb meltdowns. It's hard being a kid. Okay, it's actually pretty easy when you consider what it's like being an adult, but still.

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Entertained Butcher Details His Customer Nightmares


Butcher details his most grueling experiences with nightmarish customers.

This butcher's stories of muddling through an everyday existence with some seriously grueling customers, will deepen your appreciation for just how tough a day working customer service can get. Some people think that they can say whatever they want, or just not think at all, just because they're customers. And we're grateful this dude's using his Facebook page to air out some of his ridiculous experiences with truly nightmarish customers. 

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Boss Requires Staff to Wear Heels All Day, Bartender Proves Extreme Point


Woman tells story about how boss's new dress code has her walking in an uncomfortable dress and high heels, so she lets her feet bleed to prove a point.

Oppressive work dress codes suck and are dumb. We've had jobs where we have to cover up tattoos, since apparently seeing some ink on a wrist would make an old lady crap her pants in terror. People try to work their way around them, like this guy who battled his work tie policy by buying excessively ugly ties. But when your required work attire is something that is uncomfortable, painful, and actively makes your job harder, then it's time to make a statement. This woman went hard.

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