Tuesday, September 10, 2019

Woman Rejects Her Classmate, He Whines About Getting Walked Over For Being A "Nice Guy"


Creepy nice guy freaks out on his classmate after she rejects him, and complains that he gets walked over for being a "nice guy."

This "nice guy" showed his real colors after his classmate rejected him. He proceeds to unload a barrage of rage-fueled messages about how he gets walked over for being a "nice guy" and complains that he has to spend money to hang out with her in the first place. 

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Bully Boss Tries To Withhold Employee's Last Paycheck


Bully boss tries to withhold an employee's last paycheck, so they take him to court and win $5,000.

This maniacal and all around shitty boss tried to withhold an employee's last paycheck after a botched procedure. So, they proceeded to stand up for themselves, took the terrible boss to court, and ended up winning $5,000 for what could have been a mere $275 offense. 

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Classic WoW Memes That Hit Close To Home


A collection of classic WoW memes that hit close to home for any gamers out there.

These classic WoW memes are sure to strike some chords for the World of Warcraft gamers/fans out there. All we need is South Park to do another Warcraft episode and we are set to jet. 

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Howard Stern Tries To Educate Dave Grohl On His Own Song


Hey Dave, let me tell you what your song is about really quick. 

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Dumb and Clever Jokes That Are Technically Correct


Memes, puns, and jokes, that are technically true.

It's not what you'd think in the first place, but you can't say they're wrong. These are the fruits of the smart-asses of the internet, with extra emphasis on the ass. You may groan, you may not get it and you may insist these people are wrong. You may also love em. Anyway, here are some memes, puns, dad jokes and moments that, while potentially dumb, are technically correct.

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10 Of The Pettiest Petty Revenge Cases


A collection of petty revenge cases from people on Reddit.

We've pulled together 10 of the pettiest petty revenge cases that the folks of Reddit have ever seen, for your viewing pleasure. These revenges are the living, breathing, definition of "petty." We can only imagine how satisfied the petty masterminds behind the petty revenges must've been. 

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Things That Are Pretty Much Scams But Most People Accept As Legitimate Business


Fees, businesses and services that are basically scams.

There are a surprising amount of businesses out there that exist not because their service requires that much time or skill, but because of some dubious sociological precedent in place, or because they actively try to keep people from knowing the truth. Unlike these things people wrongfully think are scams, some industries are just run by bastards. 

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Apple's iPhone 11 Design Triggers People's Inner Trypophobia


People's inner trypophobia gets triggered by Apple's iPhone 11 design.

Apple's iPhone 11 is triggering everyone's inner trypophobia like none other. There's just something extremely unsettling about those little robo-eyes being placed together so closely. It's like they're staring into the depths of your soul, and plotting how they're going to destroy you. All in all, an unnerving design from Apple on their latest iPhone. We can see why people are uneasy. 

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Lawyers Share The Ways They've Seen People Screwed Over In Court


Lawyers share the ways they've seen people screwed over in court, in an AskReddit thread.

Someone on AskReddit, asked lawyers to disclose the worst ways they've seen people screwed over in court. The replies are filled to the brim with people just getting absolutely decimated by the system. 

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Frustrating Cheapskates Who Made Their Selfishness Someone Else's Problem


People being generally selfish, demanding ridiculous free stuff and services.

The world is full of choosing beggars who think it's proper procedure to demand stuff for free, then get really upset when they don't get it. They come from all walks of life and end up on message boards and DMs frustrating the living shit out of people trying to sell stuff, make legit art and do other business.

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Guy Gets Catfished By Girl's Thirsty Mom


Guy gets catfished by a girl's thirsty mom on Instagram.

Twitter user @TheeDreadGod, shares a story about the time he got catfished by a girl's especially thirsty mom. She led him on, and used her daughter's pictures to eventually get him to show up at a BBQ. It was there that he found himself in the middle of a very tense situation with a friend who was dating the girl; and then suddenly, her mom comes out of the woodwork to tell him the truth. What a mess, if it's actually true. Either way an entertaining little read! 

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Messy and Convincing Reasons to Not Have Kids


Children making messes and generally being terrible.

There's no question that kids are stupid creatures. We don't hate them, we're just impartial enough to acknowledge that they're dumb little idiots who make a lot of stupid mistakes, are boring to talk to, and have meltdowns over the dumbest things. Again, we do not hate children. That said, they are in fact, a hassle, as the following images go to show.

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Old Man Fights Back Against Telemarketer With Donald Duck Impression


Here we were afraid of answering our phones and wracking our brains trying to think of clever ways to mess with telemarketers when it turns out you can just throw on some Duck and call it good. Honestly a better Donald Duck than we were expecting.

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The College Life Summed Up In 40 Tweets


The college life summed up in a collection of hilarious and relatable tweets.

The following collection of tweets are all kinds of relatable for anyone who has ever muddled through the often disorienting, exhausting, and generally ridiculous college years. This just further deepened my sweet relief that I'm done with school. What a rollercoaster that whole college thing was. 

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Indian Woman Clears Up Misleading Tumblr Thread


Indian woman calls out and clears up a misleading Tumblr thread.

Gotta love when someone successfully destroys an ignorant Tumblr user with cold hard facts. This woman put a hard stop to the misleading information that was going into this Tumblr user's original "historical fun facts." Job well done. 

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Unprofessional Times People Messed Up Their One Job


Fails, crappy designs, and other mistakes from people who had one job.

Don't let the world fool you, almost everyone is doing a bad job all the time. Whether you edit news and magazine layouts or have ever designed stuff that needed extra thought, there are a monstrous amount of failures performed by everyone every day. Sure, it might not be your fault. Sometimes life just hits you with some misfortune. Anyway, here are some from folks who had one goddamn job.

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Monday, September 9, 2019

British Guy Builds Formula 1-Inspired Obstacle Course For Squirrels In His Backyard


The commentary are honestly as good as the squirrels. This is just the absolute best. 

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Ancient Swedish Kulning Vs Ancient Redneck Hollering


For a minute I assumed he was just going to swear his ass off. 

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Brain-Tickling Shower Thoughts (20 Nuggets Of Wisdom)


A collection of fun and educational shower thoughts that'll keep your brain engaged.

We are our wisest selves in the shower, and these nuggets of wisdom prove it. 

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Local Car Dealership Always Has the Most Painful Ads


This is something Breaking Bad's Saul Goodman would make. Absolutely ridiculous and filled to the brim with cringe. 

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Extremely Well Done Tattoos Of The Most Random Things


A collection of extremely well done tattoos of a bunch of totally random stuff.

Some of these are extremely well done and absolutely random, and that's totally okay. While others, others generally make us fear for humanity. 

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Woman Spoils Sister's Surprise Proposal On Snapchat


Woman asks the people of Reddit if she was wrong for being furious that her sister ruined her surprise proposal.

This woman's sister decided she'd spoil an awesome surprise proposal coming her way, by sharing the spoilers on Snapchat. What a time to be alive. This whole social media thing can contribute to the ultimate undoing of some very special moments, when people don't exercise sound judgment and care. The people of Reddit offered their opinions on whether or not the woman was a jerk for ruining the surprise, and the verdict seems to point at the fact that yes, she done messed up big time. 

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Weird and Creepy Album Covers of The Past


Creepy, strange, funny and weird vintage album covers.

Since music is a primarily auditory experience, many artists don't seem to be too skilled when it comes to developing their image. Low budgets, awkward photoshoots and the swift and crushing passage of time have left many artists of the past in a whirling eddy of unrelatable creepiness that in retrospect, is fun to gawk at. In a similar vein of weird stuff people made, here are strange how-to books.

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Retail Employee With Broken Foot Outwits Chair-Taking Boss


Retail employee breaks his foot, boss won't let him have a stool, so employee uses union rules to explain why he needs chair.

Whether it was the pain of a broken foot, the unionization or the fact that it was their last month on the job, this employee found the courage to stand up to their unfair boss. Feels good to see someone get some justice out of an unsympathetic manager. Retail can be a surreal world, like the funny and weird story of this guy who never got told to do anything and still stayed on for months.

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Tagged: unions , rules , boss , justice , job , retail , work , unfair , story , win

Scientific Method Disproves Flat Earthers In 11 Images


Flat earthers get disproved by series of images that show the earth's curve. Scientific Method Disproves Flat Earthers In 11 Images

Real planets have curves. Here we are again, Flat Earthers. How will they go about contesting this, and pulling up some sort of counterargument, out of thin air? Your guess is as good as ours, but rest assured, it'll happen. You can find the rest of the video, where these images were sourced from over here.

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Good Psychological Tricks People Use With Success Most Of The Time


A collection of good psychological tricks that people use successfully most of the time.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share good psychological tricks that work successfully for them. Whether it's pretending that an event you're nervous for already happened and went well (positive visualization), or asking people for small favors to trigger the "Benjamin Franklin effect." Try out enough of these, and you might get a leg up in the world. 

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Girl Says Perfect Man Lasts Longer Than 5 Minutes In Front Of Boyfriend


When asked about the specifics of the perfect man, this woman pulled zero punches and left her boyfriend speechless. The flip side would be that for the many men watching this video who can in fact last longer than 5 minutes in the bedroom, congratulations. No matter what huge behavioral, appearance or financial deficits you may have, you are perfect.

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Eye-Defying Photos of Weird Perspective


Images of real life optical illusions that are confusing to the eye, cause double takes.

This world is full of double-take-worthy moments of strange perspective. Your eyes do a great job most of the time, but sometimes they don't exactly agree with your brain over what's going on. Bodies get swapped, people become giants, and tunnels look like underwear.

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