Sunday, August 11, 2019

Guy's Steamy Tinder Date Knocks Him Out Cold In The Bedroom


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This guy's Tinder date escalated quickly when they took things to the bedroom and she ended up accidentally knocking him out cold! Sounds like he has a great sense of humor about the whole thing, and they're actually set up for having a second date. 

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Guy Asks Internet If He's Wrong For Outing Girl's STD On Facebook After She Didn't Disclose It To Him


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This guy decided to out a girl he hooked up with after he found out she had herpes, after not disclosing it to him when they originally hooked up. Apparently he posted anonymously on their University's Facebook page, and just wanted to warn other people, because of his experience with her deceiving him. From there he proceeded to face quite a bit of backlash. Was he in fact the asshole for outing her, or did he do the right thing? Or, are they both just kind of crappy people in this equation? 

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German Tourists Have A Problem With The US And Their Sidewalks


These German tourists were a little confused in Florida when they encountered a strange lack of sidewalks and non-existent pedestrian crossings. 

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26 Of The Dumbest Questions Customers Have Ever Asked


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Gotta love when you get the customer who asks if you have "gluten-free water." 

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Hilarious Twitter Thread On A Girl's Allergic Reaction To Grass/Wheat


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Yeah, she goes from an innocent fivehead to full on Elephant Man status. Twitter user @RhiRob99, went ahead and tweeted out a reminder that it was about this time last year when her friend's head grew to 900x its normal size due to a violent allergic reaction to grass/wheat. They're lucky everything worked out, cause it sounds like they waited a dangerously long amount of time to seek medical attention. 

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Millennial Explains Difference Between Free And Affordable Education To Entitled Baby Boomer


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The internet loves a good little Millennials vs Baby Boomers online battle. This Baby Boomer was in for a rude awakening in the comments section after their post about millennial entitlement and free education vs. affordable education. Sometimes the best way to address bullish ignorance is to break out the facts. Their point was very well put, and it doesn't look like angry baby boomer had anything else to say about the matter. 

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Yelp Business Response Handles Lying Customer With Cold Hard Facts


Yelp business owner handles a lying customer by giving them all the facts.

As a Yelp business owner sometimes the best way for you to deal with a lying and testy customer is to treat them with the facts. You can't argue with the facts, and you ultimately come out of the situation looking like a boss, while the customer looks like a mindless idiot. 

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25 Teachers Share The Worst Cases Of "My Child Can Do No Wrong" That They've Seen


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Someone on AskReddit asked for teachers to share the worst examples of "my child can do no wrong" that they've encountered in the classroom. The entitlement flowing through these parents is obnoxiously strong. These teachers must've had a truly saint-like level of patience to deal with these kinds of parents. 

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21 Workers and Customers Share Their Amazing and/or Dreadful Buffet Stories


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Buffets are a very interesting thing. For some, the concept of having a restaurant where the goal is to just eat as much as you can seems completely ridiculous. Everyone's been to one, with mixed experiences. Whether it's the diverse clientele, the sometimes sketchy owners, the dubious protection of a sneeze guard, or whatever might be found by health inspectors, they're places full of wonder and potential horror.

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Tumblr User Creates List Of All The Odd Animals His Grandpa Brought Home


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Grandpa has a knack for bringing home some seriously wild animals! Stupid, the Cat sounds like a real keeper. 

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29 Moments That Prove Kids Are Stupid Creatures


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Some people grow out of it, some don't. Children are stupid idiots. Sure, they're just learning everything about the world for the first time, but hot damn are they dumb as rocks for a while there. We were dumb too. We're still dumb, but we can do long division and drive, so that's pretty good. 

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Couple Stiffs Plumber Dad So He Grouts Their Bathroom With Sugar


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Turns out sugar isn't just for destroying car engines. When this couple decided that their bathroom should look different than how they asked for two weeks before, payed half and demanded the guy finish the job, he took revenge into his own hands. Revenge on customers isn't exactly advisable, but boy is it satisfying to hear about.

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Government-Shattering Fart Halts Kenyan Regional Assembly For 10 minutes


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Now this is our kind of politics. Here's the full BBC News story, but the title pretty much says it all. A regional assembly in Kenya's Homa Bay had to take a 10 minute break due to a particularly awful trouser-cloud someone laid in the chamber. Apparently there was a conversation over blame and an ensuing scramble to find some kind of air freshener, but the debate-stopping fart dissipated enough after a while for business to continue. We've read about farts shutting down job sites, but a fart that halt local government is a new high.

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Kid Asks Mom Too Many Questions About Her Divorce, Learns They Played Instrumental Role In Separation


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This 21-year-old recounts a truly traumatizing experience where they ended up "ratting out" their mom for cheating on their dad who was on away on military stuff. Apparently the guy staying with his cheating mom was claiming to play a role of "protector" while their dad was away. Talk about swinging low, man. That's just terrible. 

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27 Moments Of Trashy Behavior that Belong In A Garbage Can


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It's a good reminder that most people are decent most of the time. Most people are kind, friendly, and would go out of their way to help a stranger. Then there's these moments. The trashy moments. The times when people decided to act out of selfishness, greed and complete disregard for the people around them. Wild.

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Woman Asks Internet If She's Wrong For Walking Around Bra-Less In Front Of Boyfriend's Friend


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This woman asked the people of Reddit if she was in the wrong for walking around her place bra-less, in front of her boyfriend's friend. Many people are expressing their opinion that she is in no way doing the wrong thing; and that in fact, it's her place, her boobs, her rules. 

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Saturday, August 10, 2019

Dude's Ex-Girlfriend Won't Let Him Break Lease, So He Walks In On Her With Special Surprises


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When this guy's ex-girlfriend wouldn't let him break the lease, he did what any upstanding citizen would do; he showed up when she was in the middle of getting down with her new boyfriend, and he brought bagels! This is definitely one of the more entertaining revenge stories we've come across in a while. 

If you're looking for more sweet and satisfying revenge drama we recommend checking out the time a co-worker got an employee fired, and they ended up taking their revenge years later. People are animals. 

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Guy Asks Internet If He's Wrong for Calling Cops on Sister Who Took His Car


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Calling the cops on your own blood, hot damn! On the one hand, she was completely abused the offer to use his car, and used it longer than he offered. But also, did she know she'd get arrested if she didn't give it back? Seems kind of like a waste of police resources. Isn't there a way to solve issues among your own family without getting the police involved?  This guy asked the internet if he was a jerk for disowned his sister for marrying his childhood bully.

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Lying Woman Called Out For Facebook Rant About Her Destroyed Toyota


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The dealership was ready to intervene on this idiotic BS. 

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Obnoxious Mom Demands Woman Change Her Dog's Name Because It's the Same as Her New Baby


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We've seen some incredibly entitled moms, but the level of pettiness here is commendable. This dog owner got a text out of the blue because a friend of a friend heard her dog has a name she wants to use for her new baby. Common sense would dictate that you could just name the baby anyway, but demanding to "un-name" a stranger's dog is laughable. Besides, the dog had the name first.

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23 Military Members Share Things They Wish They Knew Before Joining


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Military members are sharing some hard-earned advice about the things they wish they've have known before joining the military. If you're on the fence about joining the military yourself, you might stand to benefit from these nuggets of wisdom. 

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Bridezilla Fat Shames Her Cousin After She Turns Down Her Bridesmaid Offer


Bridezilla's cousin turns down her offer to fill in as a bridesmaid at her wedding.

Wedding season's in full bloom and bridezillas are getting wild. Wedding dramas are breaking out left and right. The internet almost can't keep up with all of the melodrama. In this particular situation of a bridezilla doing her worst, we see a series of text exchanges between said bridezilla and her cousin end in some straight up ignorant fat shaming. 

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Awful Owner Tasks Guy With Hiring His Replacement, So He Hires A Known Thief


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It's encouraging to see people leave a bad job, like when this dude's awful boss asked him to consider his role so he got a better job. The kicker for this one is that, while the owners are trying to manipulate this guy into hiring his own replacement, the new guy with the sketchy job history was their choice anyway.

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Woman Revenge Paints A House With Emojis After Her Neighbor Reported Her For A Short-Term Rental


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As far as petty revenge cases go, this one is something else. A woman in Manhattan Beach had her house painted pink with a couple emojis from an angry neighbor who was taking their revenge after being reported for a short-term rental. Short-term rentals are illegal out in Manhattan Beach. The LA Times reports that Kathryn Kidd had to pay $4,000 in fines after being reported for using her property as a short-term rental. 

Honestly though, there's no denying that this petty revenge is just plain brilliant. What a genius way to tell your neighbor to mind their own business. 

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Guy's Imaginative Review For "The Hitachi Magic Wand" Ends In Wife Leaving Him For Another Woman


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These are the kind of reviews that we live for. We're pretty certain this guy pulled this story out of thin air. He absolutely gets bonus points for the creativity and lovable stupidity though. 

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Manipulative Idiot Tries to Book Drummer For Free and Make Him Pay for the Flight Himself


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Who in their right mind would think it's appropriate to ask someone fly to a different country to do multiple shows for free, and try to pass it off under some "love of the game" BS? Like, you can be passionate about music, but that would be just plain stupid. We've seen a ton of choosing beggars, but what never fails to bewilder is when they straight up get mad when people don't want to be taken advantage of.

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