Wednesday, August 7, 2019

Guy Uses Imperfect Lawn to Drive Mean Neighbor Insane


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Here's a good reminder that it's good to have a purpose. Whatever it is, whether it's painting, writing stories, or deliberately disrupting your lawn in order to piss off your annoying neighbor, it's the small things in life that really make it enjoyable. Small but effective acts of defiance, like this guy who battled his work tie policy, help us get through the day.

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Off Duty Cop Intervenes After Overhearing A Man Threaten His Date At A Crowded Restaurant


An off duty cop intervenes after overhearing a man threaten his date at a crowded restaurant.

This off duty cop intervened like a true hero when he overheard a full-fledged douche mistreating his date. At one point it sounds like he heard him threaten the poor, terrified lady by telling her he knew where she lived cause he picked her up. The cop proceeded to handle the situation like a professional, and get the guy's information. After the date from hell dipped, the cop invited the shaken woman to sit down and finish her meal with his family. 

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Golf Course Employee Performs Pro Revenge On Golfer Jerk Who Throws Beer At Him


Golf employee takes a pro revenge on a drunk golfer who threw his half drank beer at him for telling them to stop drinking on the course.

It sounds like these golfers were lost in the sauce, and acting up in all kinds of ways. In this case, we've got a nice golf course ranger who was just trying to maintain some peace on the course. Unfortunately, one particular golfer didn't take too kindly to him telling them to stop drinking and stirring up a ruckus on the course. He handled the situation with a little pro revenge, and ended up getting them busted by a sheriff who was nearby. 

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42 People Share Their Greatest Dad Jokes


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They go by many names: dad jokes, groaners, dumb puns, just awful, etc. Anyway, we love stupid dad jokes in all their forms and will jump at any opportunity to hear these nuggets of simple, terrible genius. This reminds us that we probably need to call our dads..

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Guy Toys With Facebook Scammer And Refuses To Send Pics


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This guy found himself in the prime position to have some fun with an obvious Facebook scammer after they reached out to him. It was very obvious from the first message that this was no ordinary conversation, and instead just the work of a scammer or maybe a bot. It's hard to say on this one. We would've loved to have seen a bit of an angrier reaction on the part of the scammer, but this is still pretty great. Especially the "sammichez" bit! 

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28 People That Blended Themselves In With Vinyl


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These people pulled off some pretty cool pictures by blending themselves in with vinyl. The results are a definite double take kind of trick on the eyes. 

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Landlord Won't Pay to Fix Washing Machine, So Woman Racks Up Laundry Bill to Force His Hand


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Landlords always seem to promise things like working dishwashers and hot water, but sometimes fall short of their ability to provide an adequate living situation in exchange for your cash. Rent is expensive too, so paying a whole lot to live in a place with a terrible landlord who doesn't fix anything is an absolute nightmare. When this woman's boyfriend was being taken advantage of, she stepped in and made it too expensive for the landlord to NOT get the washing machine fixed.

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"Nice Guy" Threatens To Sue Stripper After She Rejects His Weirdly Aggressive Advances


Creepy nice guy has a total Facebook meltdown on a stripper after she rejects his strangely aggressive advances.

This guy is the definition of a deluded nice guy. When he finds out that he can't impose control over a very uncomfortable woman, he threatens to sue her. Sounds like someone never grew up and learned how the world works, and that sometimes you don't get what you want. But when you don't get what you want that is no excuse to start threatening people around you that you're going to sue. 

Buckle up and brace yourself for this guy's full on meltdown. 

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Man Keeps His Life Savings In A Shoe Box And Accidentally Throws It Away


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If you thought you were muddling through a tough Wednesday, sit back and count your lucky stars that you're not the guy who threw away his life savings (that he kept in a shoe box) of $23K. Ouch. 

Last Thursday this man from Ashland, Oregon accidentally threw away his life savings of $23K into the recycling bin. Upon realizing his dreadful mistake he immediately contacted Recology, which is a company that provides garbage service to over a million homes and businesses in Washington, Oregon, and California. The odds of anything shaking out in his favor from there were quite slim, but lo and behold he ended up getting the lucky break of his life. 

"We take quite a bit of material every day so the odds of finding that are not much better than a needle in a haystack," said Linda Wise, general manager of the Samoa Resource Recovery Center operated by Recology.

Miraculously $22,940 of his savings managed to stay in the shoebox without falling out. Now that is just wild. Maybe he won't be keeping his life savings in a damn shoe box for m 

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22 People Share Songs That Blew Them Away Cause Of How Awful They Were


AskReddit users share the worst songs they've ever heard that blow them away cause of how awful they are.

Someone on AskReddit asked people to share those songs that are so absolutely terrible it literally blows people away. You know, whatever that song is for you that can come on the radio while you're driving that doesn't fail to make your head start aching and drive you utterly insane. Seriously though, the Jake Paul "Everyday Bro" is a disgrace to eardrums everywhere. That shit never should've been made. 

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27 Unfortunate Times Life Made Things Complicated


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Life is big and full of unforseen circumstances, so you're bound to see some unfortunate moments that could've gone better. Whether it's a boat getting grounded, someone dropping their phone from a rollercoaster, or just a bullfrog stealing a cat's dinner, life will serve up every one of us some hard times. Is it cathartic and somewhat entertaining to see what other people have to go through? Kinda, yeah.

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The World's Strongest Men VS Strongest Fish Using Stand-Up Tackle


In this video we see the show's host head out on an adventure with some of the strongest men in the world to try and catch some seriously monstrous Goliath groupers using stand-up tackle. He has JujiMufu (fitness/social media celeb), Devon Larratt (World Arm Wrestling Champion and ex-special forces), and Layne Norton (World Champion powerlifter and fitness expert). 


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DoorDash Employee Encounters Terrible Support Service While Working


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This DoorDash employee's experience dealing with an absolutely terrible support service while working, speaks volumes to why you might not want to work there. It really just looks like senseless bot talk from DoorDash that's accomplishing anything besides being helpful. 

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Lucky Raccoons Escape Burning Building Via Ladder


We're assuming the fire department got all the people out before they started setting up ladders to help the raccoons escape. We have a soft spot for the world's trash pandas. Even if they spread disease and knock over your garbage cans, it's nice to see them not die in a fire.

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10 Ashamed People Share Their Most Embarrassing Moments


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Someone on AskReddit asked a group of ashamed people to share their most embarrassing the moments. The ensuing snapshots of people's more humiliating moments are full of cringe and painful levels of awkward. Also "Homecoming Girl" just sounds like a coldhearted and cruel waste of time. Not worth it! 

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25 Relatable Tweets for Those Tolerating Marital Bliss


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Man, people tweet about marriage a lot. Many people in this world are married, which means tons of people have a lot of the same thoughts and feelings about the blissful institution. Married people, and really anyone in a long term relationship, are likely to relate to the silly and dumb problems these people are putting up with on a daily basis.

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Dad Takes Pro Revenge Revenge On Cheap Contractor Who Ends Up Paying $50K In Court


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Dad took a calm and calculated revenge on a cheap contractor who was trying to pull one over on him and other clients. He pulled off his revenge by putting liens down on different lots that the contractor had expressed interest in. From there the contractor was stonewalled from being able to pick up any more work on the lots, so he sued the dad and his family. Therein lies his biggest mistake. He should've just paid for the repairs that the dad asked him to pay, but instead he ended up losing $50K in court. 

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Tuesday, August 6, 2019

Woman Accused of Animal Abuse Because Someone Used Her Images in Awful Blog


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It's good when liars get called out for their BS, but things can spiral out of control when no one checks the facts. In this case, this woman's posts were stole from her social media and put in a completely different and sinister context. No doubt, it would be a complete nightmare to be framed for animal abuse and have everyone just go with it without investigating if you're actually a criminal. 

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24 Men Of Reddit Share Myths About Men That Are 100% Untrue And Infuriate Them When Hearing It


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Men of Reddit are sharing those myths about men that are in fact 100% untrue, and don't fail to utterly infuriate them upon hearing them. You know, things like how all dudes aren't just craving sex all the time, but actually do crave salt sometimes too.

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Twitter Thread About A Personal Trainer Who Posed As A Doctor For Years And Scammed Millions


Reporter shares crazy Twitter thread about how personal trainer posed as a doctor for years, and scammed millions in the process.

Reporter Marshall Allen shared a recent viral Twitter thread about a story he covered that makes for one true emotional rollercoaster. This story involves a shady personal trainer/terrible dad who spent years posing as a doctor and billing the nation's top insurers, while scamming millions in the process. It's being referenced as a case study in how health insurers make it easy to scam millions off of people. All around a deeply unsettling story. 

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14 Deep Sleepers Share What They've Slept Through


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Someone on AskReddit asked what kinds of stuff deep sleepers have slept through, and the resulting stories are all kinds of ridiculous. While a deep sleep is nice and restorative, sometimes your livelihood can really benefit from your ability to wake up if there's something dangerous happening around you. 

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Guy Calls Out People On Their Band Shirts And Most Of Them Are Fake Fans


"Protest The Hero" guy's been preparing for this moment for his entire life. Otherwise we've got a big old gathering of posers. 

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25 Things People Would Treat Differently If They Had Better Names


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There's a lot in a name. Some stuff that should be taken more seriously like deep vein thrombosis or hurricane evacuation areas gets bogged down under a name more pleasant than it should be. Other things like particular food and games would sound less dangerous if the name was more accurate. Other stuff, particularly urinal cakes, could just use a much more fun update.

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Galveston Police Issue Apology After Image Of Them Leading Black Man Behind Horse With Rope Goes Viral


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Police in Galveston, Texas issued an apology after their officers on horseback were seen leading a black man by rope through the streets on Saturday. The 43-year-old man Donald Neely was arrested for criminal trespassing after having been warned by the cops a few times. 

Police claim that the two patrolmen didn't have any "malicious intent", and hadn't tied his hands with rope, but the picture circulating on news outlets suggests otherwise, and actually, it really just confirms that this was an unbelievable kind of cruel. 

The attorney for Mr. Neely's family says that the man is homeless and bipolar. His family hadn't seen him for several years until the photo went viral online. 

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Wholesome Tumblr Thread Shows That Capybaras Are Both "Friend" and "Mom" Shaped


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This tumblr thread shows, with cute photo evidence, that other animals just seem to get along with capybaras. Not only are they shaped like friends, animal sanctuaries have also used them as sort of foster moms. If only everyone could be as chill as the worlds largest rodent. For another wholesome thing, here's a list of all the animals one tumblr's grandpa brought home.

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Pregnant Woman Covers Town In Graffiti To Try And Get Absent Baby Daddy To Call Her

Dude Makes Bread from 4,500 Year Old Yeast Sample


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Amateur Gastroegyptologist Seamus Blackley came across what he very much hopes are isolated strains of yeast off a few 4,500 year old Egyptian pots and figured it would be a good idea to make some bread out of it. He even went as far to make the dough out of grain used around the time the yeast would have been active, since what we know as modern wheat didn't exist at the time. Anyway, he baked a loaf and was able to taste some (hopefully) authentic ancient bread.

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Guy Suspects Wife Is Cheating, She's Actually Going to Denny's to Use The Toilet


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You really hope this shit is real. It would take a herculean amount of willful ignorance not to notice that your significant other is leaving the house every time they need to use the bathroom, but to be fair, some couples are actually really, really terrible at communication. For those of you who like toilet stories and completely lack class, here's a hilarious airplane bathroom story.

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