These folks are absolute masters of their craft of being dumb. This be the land of stupid attempts, lies and general dumbassery. We honestly wish all of these were jokes but given the state of things, we're not so sure. For more of this, here are enough moments of facepalm to give you a stupid stroke.
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This game of Tequila slaps escalated quickly! Then again, that's what happens when you throw tequila in the mix. Conan O'Brien got slapped into the next decade by Sophie Turner. RIP my dude.
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When this dad was robbed of his well deserved vacation time, he took one sweet and satisfying revenge upon his retirement. That's the way to do it. Go out in a blaze of glory, as your jerk boss mutters to himself uncontrollably, at a loss for what to do. Shouldn't have messed with dad's vacation time!
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Whoever's running the National Park Service and hatching up these hilarious captions, seriously deserves a raise. Just the right amount of wit and wholesome humor to tie the nice pictures of nature together.
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This woman shared her gnarly experience with a rude nurse who basically slut shamed her for her sexual history, and the people of Reddit have pretty much confirmed that the nurse was definitely the asshole in the situation.
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We're not going to lie. We'd definitely be interested in buying some of these. "Fake products" and all, these are pretty great. Also, if you thought you knew what fear was you hadn't seen Kermit with teeth yet. Good luck getting to sleep tonight.
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Twitter User @dizzysinclair, started up a thread on those meals people turn to when the depression hits. The answers ended up being quite relatable to many folks out there. We've got sugary feasts like a big old bag of brown sugar; we've got sleep; we've got peanut butter jars. You name it, it's probably on here. Sometimes a soul sick with sadness just needs to get lost in an abyss of sugar and fried foods.
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Insomnia absolutely sucks. Even when you set time aside and do all the right things, here come the thoughts again. Thoughts like "How would I go about constructing the world's largest sandwich" or "I gotta find Jeremy from 7th grade on facebook and tell him he was wrong about how many candy bars away the moon is." Anyway, here are jokes, tweets and thoughts people had about how hard it is to get some quality sleep around here.
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This young woman complained on Twitter about Mario being racist, and hispanic people stepped forward to tell her not to speak for them. It would seem that none of them had any problem with Mario. Instead, their biggest problem was the white millennial woman speaking for them.
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Man, we need better sex education. I guess you can't shame people for asking hilarious questions, but some of these assertions are so stupid they're almost dangerous. Even more disappointing, it's the people who don't understand how sex works that end up accidentally having the most children.
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My good people this is the face behind the viral "Storm Area 51" Facebook event, and it looks like the movement could very well be doomed before it even gets into motion. Did you watch that form with the running? Dude's about to trip before he gets anywhere close to Area 51. At least the "joke" event has given the world a steady influx of hilarious Area 51 memes.
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If you're in the process of raising a little gremlin of your own, or even thinking about it, then these parenting memes are for you. They pull zero punches in being as brutally honest and accurate as they can for what it's like to raise kids. The struggle sounds very real for any parents out there. At least the world's churching up some memes to honor the struggle.
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Every school had a few of those kids that would do absolutely anything to get people's attention. Sometimes it was making up insane lies, other times it was pulling their lunchmeat out at a birthday party or drinking during a test. Either way it often led to some kind of school scandal. What ever happened to those kids, anyway?
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Twitter user @ianhickton, found himself confused and entertained by a ridiculously meticulous list of Airbnb house rules recently. He shared the list on Twitter and people were definitely in agreement.
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Sometimes you're in the middle of just trying to make it through a day without shit going sideways, and then the world throws you a curveball, and you're saying "oh shit here we go again." Maybe your sleep cycle gets rocked. Maybe you forgot the one thing you actually needed at home, halfway through walking to work. You'll probably connect with more than one of these.
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The internet's been caught up in a frenzy over the "Storm Area 51" Facebook event that has hundreds of thousands (if not a million by this time) of people jokingly signed up to storm the heavily guarded military base. We've been able to enjoy a steady influx of Area 51 memes, so no complaints there. And then things seemed to come to a head when the Air Force itself issued a formal warning to anyone giving serious consideration toward actually trying to storm Area 51.
To keep the mood light, we've got a recent Twitter thread of Twitter users sharing what kinds of crazy stuff they think could be kept in Area 51.
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Ex-Kindergarten teacher Jessica Gentry's powerful post about quitting her job after 12 years of hard work went viral for a good reason. There's a great message in the post. Sounds like the kids haven't changed, it's the damn parents. At least that's the point she hammers down on off the bat. Check the rest of her message below.
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Good old Tumblr doing what it does best, when it takes thing to especially strange places. Maybe humans are nothing more than space orcs.
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The only advice we can imagine giving here is to run for the hills, my dude. Sounds like things aren't going to work out. And can you blame the poor, impressively patient, bedbug bitten boyfriend? He's in the middle of quite the uncomfortable (physically and emotionally) situation.
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"Tough biker" cries like a little girl. He definitely wasn't ready to throw hands when the moment arrived. As for the old man...did you see that flying kick? Dang.
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Married couples of Reddit are sharing the advice they'd give to engaged couples. You might want to consider giving this a read if you're looking to tie the knot off with anyone in the near future. A little advice from people who are doing the damn thing might keep you out of a world of trouble on down the road.
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These honest board game boxes actually get at what board games like Monopoly actually lead us to do -- in that case, family fight night. These should really be the official subtitles of the games.
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We're pretty sure this is a special case, cause if you tried it with most kids they'd probably just not even listen to you, then freak out more and cry harder. Anyway, this dad figured out an amusing way to psych his kid into not wanting to cry.
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This vegan restaurant owner is their own worst enemy when it comes to trying to bring in new business. You're out here snapping at customers who are complaining about being uncomfortable trying to eat, while your kid is running around the establishment naked. Maybe not the best look for your restaurant -- in terms of having the kid run around, and the way you're going about handling the review.
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Texting is still something that older parents didn't grow up with, so naturally they're gonna make some mistakes. Also, they're parents, so what they choose to say isn't gonna be exactly what you wanted to hear either. Sometimes parents go savage but mostly they're just overbearing and bad with technology.
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