Thursday, July 18, 2019

Kindergarten Teacher's Facebook Post About Quitting Her Job Goes Viral


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Ex-Kindergarten teacher Jessica Gentry's powerful post about quitting her job after 12 years of hard work went viral for a good reason. There's a great message in the post. Sounds like the kids haven't changed, it's the damn parents. At least that's the point she hammers down on off the bat. Check the rest of her message below. 

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Tumblr Users Explore Humans As Space Orcs In Wild Series Of Threads


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Good old Tumblr doing what it does best, when it takes thing to especially strange places. Maybe humans are nothing more than space orcs. 

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Guy's Hippie Girlfriend That Refuses To Get Rid Of Bedbugs Is The Reddest Flag We've Seen


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The only advice we can imagine giving here is to run for the hills, my dude. Sounds like things aren't going to work out. And can you blame the poor, impressively patient, bedbug bitten boyfriend? He's in the middle of quite the uncomfortable (physically and emotionally) situation. 

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Annoying Road Rage Biker Gets Beat Up By Old Man


"Tough biker" cries like a little girl. He definitely wasn't ready to throw hands when the moment arrived. As for the old man...did you see that flying kick? Dang. 

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37 Married Couples Of Reddit Share Advice They'd Give To Engaged Couples


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Married couples of Reddit are sharing the advice they'd give to engaged couples. You might want to consider giving this a read if you're looking to tie the knot off with anyone in the near future. A little advice from people who are doing the damn thing might keep you out of a world of trouble on down the road. 

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14 Hilariously Honest Board Game Boxes


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These honest board game boxes actually get at what board games like Monopoly actually lead us to do -- in that case, family fight night. These should really be the official subtitles of the games. 

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SWAT Team Raids Home Of Suspect In Killing Of 16-Year-Old Who Was Shot While Selling An Xbox


Good job, boys. 

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Dad Uses Reverse Psychology to Make His Kid Stop Crying


We're pretty sure this is a special case, cause if you tried it with most kids they'd probably just not even listen to you, then freak out more and cry harder. Anyway, this dad figured out an amusing way to psych his kid into not wanting to cry.

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Vegan Restaurant Owner Snaps At Customer On Facebook Over Complaint About Their Disruptive Kid


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This vegan restaurant owner is their own worst enemy when it comes to trying to bring in new business. You're out here snapping at customers who are complaining about being uncomfortable trying to eat, while your kid is running around the establishment naked. Maybe not the best look for your restaurant -- in terms of having the kid run around, and the way you're going about handling the review. 

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27 People Share the Funny and Embarrassing Things Their Parents Text Them


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Texting is still something that older parents didn't grow up with, so naturally they're gonna make some mistakes. Also, they're parents, so what they choose to say isn't gonna be exactly what you wanted to hear either. Sometimes parents go savage but mostly they're just overbearing and bad with technology.

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14 Times Indian People Facebook Went All Out For Bobs And Vagene


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Reddit's "Indian People Facebook" subreddit churns up some serious social media gold. You've got to admire the bullish bravado and fearlessness of these dudes when it comes to spitting their "game" on social media. Zero shame and zero game. Or maybe their game is just next level and we can't even fathom what they're doing. 

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25 Unfortunate Moments That Gave People Trouble


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If you think you're having a bad day, there's still a pretty good chance you didn't lose a speed boat on the freeway. Misfortune gets the best of people all the time. Seeing it happen can put things in perspective, it can be somewhat therapeutic, or it can be simply intriguing to see all the things that can go wrong.

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Dude Does Huge Bike Jump Directly over Tour de France


Alright, yeah that's pretty badass. Nothing like jumping over a highly televised, world renowned sporting event. People need to jump over more events. Thank goodness he made it. Who knows how many people would hate this guy if he just flopped onto the course into oodles of bicyclists.

Man Gets Roasted For Saying That Women Can't Ask For Equality In Revealing Clothing


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Andrew Duncan, a journalist with a Twitter bio about how he loved finding women wearing clothes that let him see parts of their shoulders, legs, and cleavage, really got people on Twitter going when he also said this undermines their claim at equality. Andrew, you've got to be kidding me, my dude. Welcome to 2019. Where have you been? 

And we just ran another post on some solid sexist ignorance with the guy who shared his 6 tips for how a woman can keep a man. That one didn't go too well either. When are these fools going to learn. 

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Guy Finds His Family Physician On Twitter And Wishes He Hadn't


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This family physician's using his Twitter account to share some of his thoughts about a day on the job dealing with mindless patients. The jokes definitely bring with them a "dad joke" kind of vibe. But we enjoyed them. 

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Woman Rushes Priest And Shoves Him Off The Stage


This woman wasn't having any of what the priest was saying. Ouch. 

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Cubs Fan Called Out For Stealing Home Run Ball From Kids


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This coldhearted Chicago Cubs fan's earned himself the nickname of "Mai Tai Guy" after footage of him stealing a home run ball from kids in the stands surfaced. I mean, he didn't rip the ball out of their hands or anything, but he definitely could've been more sensitive to those hopeful kids around him that just wanted a chance at taking home a home run ball. 

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Guy Battles Stupid Work Tie Policy by Buying Ugliest Ties Possible


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Companies and institutions around us like to impose inconvenient rules for dumb reasons. Companies will make you wear uncomfortable hats. Colleges will make you comply with unfair printing fees. It's a minor, but meaningful success when you can get revenge within the rules and beat them at their own game.

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14 Twitter Users Share Their Dumbest Ideas To Make The World A Better Place


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Twitter users have banded together to share the dumbest of their ideas when it comes to improving the world. The results are actually pretty impressive. Like some of this stuff would really benefit the world. 

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Wednesday, July 17, 2019

46 Funny and Weird Book Titles to Judge by Their Covers


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Please judge all of these books by their covers, it's more fun that way. While we're not exactly sure what's in some of these, we can be pretty sure the Furby Trainer's Guide or Understanding Horse Psychology are things that we don't exactly see as page-turners. For more funny books, here are some weird and specific how-to books.

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Twitter Users Explain Their Complicated Paths To Solving Simple Math Problems


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For some people the path to solving a seemingly simple math problem can be all kinds of complicated. It's funny how difficult we make it for ourselves to crunch them numbers, but sometimes that's the only way. 

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Mia Khalifa Cusses Out Radio Show Host For Introducing Her As A Former Porn Star


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Mia Khalifa comes out swinging after being introduced as a former porn star, by this unsuspecting radio show host. The cringe is maxed out in this clip. 

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Mark Zuckerberg Saying People Own Their Information And That He Won't Sell It


A troubling reminder that talk is indeed cheap, folks. 

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Woman Shoves Priest Off Stage After He Says "Fat Women Can't Go To Heaven"


This woman wasn't having any of what the priest was saying. Ouch. 

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10 Lucky Fails That Turned into Wins


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These would have been classic fails if not for a healthy amount of luck. It's uncommon that two wrongs can make a right, but if you manage to fail a fail the right way, you can turn that baby into a win. It's like a win but with some extra suspense. Here's to the fails that landed on their feet.

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There's an App That Makes You Old Now for All the Impatient People out There


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Well, in case you really loved the gender swap filter that hit the internet a while ago, you can use Face App to get a peek into the future. Some celebrities on twitter did the thing, and other people on twitter shared their fears that all of our faces are just going into some database that's designed to steal our privacy.

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38 Expectations Vs Realities And Other Lies The World Told People


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Sometimes your expectations just lose to the reality of the situation. Is it us getting swept up in our own hopes and dreams, blinded by an optimistic outlook, or are we victims of lies being told? You be the judge. 

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20 Two-Sentence Horror Stories That Are as Succinct as They Are Spooky


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You're a busy person. Cut the fat out all your scary stories. All you need is two sentences to send a rush of chills down your spine. r/twosentencehorror combines succinctness and scariness in a fun, set-up punchline style. Anyway, here are 40 sentences of highly condensed spookiness.

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Carl Sagan Debunking Flat Earthers With A Stick And A Map


Flat earth theory's been debunked since 300 BC.

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