Please judge all of these books by their covers, it's more fun that way. While we're not exactly sure what's in some of these, we can be pretty sure the Furby Trainer's Guide or Understanding Horse Psychology are things that we don't exactly see as page-turners. For more funny books, here are some weird and specific how-to books.
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For some people the path to solving a seemingly simple math problem can be all kinds of complicated. It's funny how difficult we make it for ourselves to crunch them numbers, but sometimes that's the only way.
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Mia Khalifa comes out swinging after being introduced as a former porn star, by this unsuspecting radio show host. The cringe is maxed out in this clip.
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Woman pushes priest off stage after he says 'Fat women can't go to heaven'https://t.co/uN43bwyUs7 pic.twitter.com/nrRpoPz51D
— Yeni Şafak English (@yenisafakEN) July 16, 2019
This woman wasn't having any of what the priest was saying. Ouch.
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These would have been classic fails if not for a healthy amount of luck. It's uncommon that two wrongs can make a right, but if you manage to fail a fail the right way, you can turn that baby into a win. It's like a win but with some extra suspense. Here's to the fails that landed on their feet.
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Well, in case you really loved the gender swap filter that hit the internet a while ago, you can use Face App to get a peek into the future. Some celebrities on twitter did the thing, and other people on twitter shared their fears that all of our faces are just going into some database that's designed to steal our privacy.
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Sometimes your expectations just lose to the reality of the situation. Is it us getting swept up in our own hopes and dreams, blinded by an optimistic outlook, or are we victims of lies being told? You be the judge.
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You're a busy person. Cut the fat out all your scary stories. All you need is two sentences to send a rush of chills down your spine. r/twosentencehorror combines succinctness and scariness in a fun, set-up punchline style. Anyway, here are 40 sentences of highly condensed spookiness.
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This guy in England was set to meet a woman at a place called Rum Kitchen, in London, when suddenly she went on to reveal her true, racist self. Sounds like he really dodged a bullet on this one.
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All great stuff here from Reddit's life pro tips section. Things like always assuming that when you're on hold that the other person can hear you, might keep you out of some very avoidable, and uncomfortable situations. They say that we gain experience through living, but some of us need that hard-earned wisdom or common sense more than others.
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Some of these misplaced mannequins are guaranteed to spike your anxiety. They look like they're better suited for a horror movie.
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People can be very particular, selfish creatures. Sometimes we think we'll be good with someone before realizing that our other quirks will get on their nerves so terribly that they never want to see us again. Some reasons are overly petty, some malicious, and some outright bizarre. Some people outright try to screw over their Ex. Lawyers, legal assistants and other people have collected some real weird reasons some folks had to get a divorce.
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If you find yourself mistakenly added to a group text between soccer moms, your best course of action is to trigger them to no end by saying that your "imaginary" kid is the best. There's no coming back from tossing that kind of shade. And a beautiful touch with the halftime snacks comment.
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This Tumblr user shares one hilarious story about his experience as a kid, ordering up "First Wives Club 2" on pay-per-view without knowing that it was in fact adult entertainment. The ensuing tense dinner table conversation between his stubborn self and family members over who could've bought such a dirty movie is absolutely hilarious.
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We've got a spicy dump of u/scruntfuttock's most brutal roasts. The victims never stood a chance with the razor-sharp insult game of this Reddit roast master. If all these roasts left you wanting more, you've got to see these 23 severely brutal roasts that destroyed their targets.
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One of the latest viral memes to hit the internet centers on a "what you say when you feel like this" scenario with one's therapist. The resulting tweets might hit close to home on some level. They're pretty much just calling out people's various coping mechanisms.
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Mark sounds like an insecure case of serious red flags. He's asking his girlfriend in this situation to just "unlove" all of her past boyfriends. Not only is that a bit extra, but very strange phrasing. Sounds like this relationship's going to need some serious growth and boundary work if it's going to go anywhere.
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Sometimes you watch a movie and it ends, and you're just left sitting there wondering, "what in the flying f**k did I just watch?" These 39 movies messed with people's heads in all the wrong (or right?) ways. They were full of twists or seemed to lack sense and logic altogether. A true trip of a cinematic experience, if you will.
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This influencers culture is getting out of hand.
"To deny me is to abuse my over-inflated ego." Yes, that's the gist of a painfully obnoxious, terribly entitled correspondence between an influencer bridezilla and a very reasonable communications firm. To go so far as to tell them to NOT respond again, or else they'll get named and shamed was the icing on this choosing beggar "influencer" cake.
With wedding season in full bloom, the bridezilla's are really coming out of the woodwork. Just the other day we ran another painful post on another bridezilla who gave her bald bridesmaid a hard time for not wearing a wig to the wedding. Like, are you kidding me!
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This obnoxious prick got lucky that he didn't catch John Cena on a bad day. Cena remains calm and to the point in his quick lesson on how to be respectful. Some people just refuse to exercise common sense.
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This Finnish politician's got ice in his veins. The cool composure he maintains as he literally pukes in his mouth, swallows it, and continues the interview like a champion. Would not want to mess with this guy.
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These heartbroken people are sharing the moments they realized their fiancés cheated on them. You can feel the pain in their sad stories. Nothing quite as brutal as thinking you're about to spend the rest of your life with someone, only to realize they've been cheating on you for years.
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This kid is going places. They dressed up as an "influencer apology" video and absolutely freaking nailed it. That and the fact that they include a ton of ads makes this video hilariously accurate. Well done, kid.
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This lactose and fructose intolerant employee made the grave error of assuming that his office was all cleared out. From that assumption, he thought it'd be chill to rip a few farts, and ended up vastly underestimating the stench of said farts. It gets even worse when his boss ends up coming through when the farts have hit peak stench, and he's being introduced to his new female co-worker in the middle of all this. Yikes all around!
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Twitter User @80skillerqueen, went ahead and gifted the internet with a series of face swaps involving Disney protagonists and their antagonists. Our one bone to pick with this otherwise amazing series of face swaps is that Stitch was NOT an antagonist. Outside of that this is gold. And can we all appreciate just how amazing the Scar one is for a moment please?
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This is disgusting. Apparently prosecutors dropped 120 cases from Wester's charges. Unreal. So many families' lives were impacted, if not ruined by this man's evil BS.
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A recent AskReddit threadhas people sharing those mild inconveniences that still manage to drive them absolutely crazy. Some might call it a big old batch of first world problems, but that doesn't mean that it still isn't strikingly infuriating on some level. Sometimes it's the little things that get you, man. Like when you're listening to a song and all of a sudden an earphone gets ripped out of your ear, and you're in a hot rage out of nowhere.
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