Monday, July 15, 2019
Relax Adn Ejnoy These 12 Mildly Infuriating, Imperfect Pics
These are a crime against humanity. Seriously. Get read to drive your inner perfectionist absolutely insane. They're so close to being on the mark, but also somehow so far away.
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14 Cooking Attempts That Failed Spectacularly
Nobody expects you to be a great cook right off the bat. But there is a general understanding that you shouldn't be so bad that you literally explode your kitchen. Here are some embarrassing failures that probably ended in a call for fast food or the hospital.
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18 People Share What Their Partners Did During Sex That Totally Ruined It For Them
A recent AskReddit thread has people sharing what kinds of weird and/or unexpected stuff their partners did in the middle of sex, that just killed the sexy times vibe for them. Hard to imagine getting going with someone licking your eyeball. That was probably the weirdest foreplay situation we came across while browsing through the replies on this thread.
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Tagged: NSFW , sex , marriage , gross , Awkward , askreddit , relationships , sexy times , funny , dating
15 Tinder Wins And Fails From The World's Winners And Losers
We've got some fresh Tinder wins and fails from the world's lot of hopeless romantics and people actually managing to find some success in the strange world of modern dating. It's hard to say whether all the apps are actually helping the cause, or just getting in people's way.
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25 Uncomfortable and Weird Images That Belong In The Gutters of The Internet
The internet is figuratively dripping with cursed images to make you cringe. From no-context weirdness to awful things done to food, to absolutely wild stock images, there's stuff out there that will make your internet-addled brain finally feel something. How do weird images make you feel? Not necessarily wonder or even outright disgust, but just...discomfort.
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All The Best Area 51 Memes
We hope by now you've heard about the viral meme sensation that is "Storm Area 51." A joke of an event organized on Facebook that's already accumulated hundreds of thousands of people confirming to attend. We're thinking it's highly unlikely that any Kyles actually show up for this, but we will absolutely take all of the hilarious memes inspired by the event. Area 51 just wasn't ready for all these memes.
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33 Monumentally Stupid Things Tourists Asked Guides
Tour guides see tourists do some really dumb things. If there's one thing to take away from these, it's that tourists are dumb. Not just kinda dumb. But like, real simple. Like, can't find their own ass kind of dumb. After a while it gets sad realizing these are the kind of people who represent you around the world.
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Man Uses Drone Armed With Fireworks To Disperse Loud Street Party
This is why we can't have nice things. We'd bet there were some serious consequences for the guy who pulled this stunt. Pretty dangerous!
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Hilarious Behind-The-Scenes Explanation For How The Chicken In Moana Got So Stupid
There's a very logical reason for why the chicken named HeiHei in Moana is so unbelievably dumb. The behind-the-scenes explanation for the lovable character in the movie is almost as epic as the journey the chicken ends up joining in the first place. HeiHei is the real MVP. He's one stupid chicken, but damn we love him.
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35 Times Companies Flipped Their Customers The Middle Finger With Jerk Moves
A recent AskReddit thread calls out various companies for sticking a big old middle finger to their customers. Seriously though. Why you gotta privatize a human right like water, Nestle? The chill is terribly low with these companies.
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21 MiddleClassFancy Tweets and Memes That Might Feel Like a Personal Attack
MiddleClassFancy lives to make fun of every Chile's lovin', ranch eatin', office-joke makin' middle class person out there. So if you like mowing the lawn and enjoy the casual experience of eating at Olive Garden, get ready to be made fun of. We can't deny that one or two of these got us.
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Tagged: fancy , middle class , jokes , close to home , olive garden , Memes , Office , lol , tweets , mediocre , ranch , funny tweets , funny
15 Fun Times People Got Moderately Lucky
Sure, it's not like any of these happened against all odds, but it's still fun to see. These are some good old fashioned everyday lucky moments and really close saves.Yeah, it's not winning the lottery, but it's still rare and satisfying to get an avocado with minimal to no pit.
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A Quick Tumblr Post On Millennials Vs Baby Boomers' Brand Loyalty
A rare Tumblr post that actually doesn't bash millennials for ruining another industry. Wow.
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19 People Share Their Predictions For What Will Happen With "Storm Area 51" Event
In case you missed it, there's a viral Facebook event dominating headlines right now, and it's about hundreds of thousands of people signing up for storming Area 51. The memes have never been better. We just sincerely hope that no lunatics out there are actually giving serious consideration toward jeopardizing their safety over trying to storm a heavily guarded military base. Don't do it, Kyle.
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Crazy Neighborhood Water Gun Fight Escalates And Cops Show Up
As you can see what once was a nice and peaceful event in Atlanta, Georgia spiraled out of control into utter madness. These devious kids are lucky that those cops didn't get too startled. A bit of a dangerous stunt to charge toward a cop car, wielding a water gun; or even dump a gallon of water into the actual car!
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Sunday, July 14, 2019
HR Intervenes On Sandwich Saga Between Coworkers
I'd expect something like this from someone named Francis!
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Woman's Ancient Gun Gets Roasted Back into the 1800s
When people on facebook see something stupid, you can bet they're gonna call it out over and over again in every way they can think of. We're pretty sure this is becoming a thing, since a suspiciously similar situation happened when the internet roasted this guy's ridiculously old gun back into the last century.
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27 Dumb but Clever Jokes That Are Technically True
Here are moments of people making stupid but very defensible points, literalism beyond rationality, and wonderful dad-level puns. It's all technically correct, but also kind of dumb, but also awesome at the same time. For more moments like these, here are more boldy dumb jokes that are technically correct.
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Woman's Review For Pocketed Yoga Pants Is Comedy Gold
There's something so wonderfully wholesome and pure about women finding out their clothing has pockets. All for it!
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Police Chief Forgets Her Gun In A Public Restroom And It Gets Snatched Quickly
A San Luis Obispo police chief left her gun in a public restroom, and surveillance footage has surfaced since the moment of forgetfulness, showing a stranger walking out with the gun. Not something you want to leave lying around. Hopefully the dude gets picked up quick.
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Tow Truck Driver Arrested For Trying To Repossess Cop's Car
Owner Of Pet Rescue Live Streams Herself Tracking Down Car Thieves And Stealing Her Car Back
"I'm white trash and I'm in trouble." What an absolutely ridiculous, chaos-ridden situation.
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23 Moments of Trashiness to Fill the Dumpster-Shaped Hole in Your Heart
Most of us are trying to get through the day while being kind to each other, but sometimes people just go f*ck it and act out of complete and utter selfishness. Here are instances of people being creepy, cruel and generally trashy for no good reason at all. For more trashiness, here are some trashy moments that belong on the garbage pile.
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Woman Suggests The Joker Should Be A Female, Men Lose It On Twitter
When Twitter User, @everywhereist, suggested that the Joker should be a female, men proceeded to absolutely lose their sh*t on Twitter. It would be a vast understatement to say that they're NOT down with DC Comics star villain being a female.
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Flat Earther Has A Difficult Time At The Post Office, Gets Arrested
"She didn't ask me to leave." Uh, please, she asked you SO many times my dude. What a fine and shining display of stupidity.
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Twitter Users Describe Those Words You Think You Know Till You Try To Pronounce Them
We've all happened upon that one seemingly innocent word that we think we know how to say out loud, until we actually go to say it. Twitter user @alau2, started up a viral thread that has Twitter users sharing the words they can't pronounce for the life of them.
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