This could be the beginning of a horror movie!
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Sunday, July 7, 2019
Man Tweets About "Invisible Advantage" When He Switched Clients With His Female Coworker
This guy's Twitter thread about an "invisible advantage" he encountered when trading clients with his female coworker. The ensuing tweets are bound to stir up a cocktail of fiery opinions on the matter. What do you think?
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Anthropologist Calls Out Our Useless Evolutionary Leftovers In 6 Tweets
This evolutionary anthropologist is here to call out all our ridiculous evolutionary leftovers that seemingly serve no purpose. They just fell through the cracks. Thanks a lot evolution!
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An Excited Older Brother Live Tweets His Little Bro's Big Date Night
So much wholesome it'll make your heart hurt. Little bro's family stepped up to help him out in a big way, when he wanted to impress for his big date night.
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Runaway Suspect Gets Roasted By All The Short Jokes In The Comments Section
The comments section had their way with this dude. Apparently he cut off his ankle monitor, and hit the road. From there the Mason County Sheriff's Department posted a wanted ad for the runaway criminal. The comments section stepped up (or down?) to roast the guy to oblivion. No short joke was spared in this comments section roasting.
This isn't the first time the comments section has roasted a criminal to sweet oblivion. Check out that recent time the guy with the huge head got absolutely REKT in the comments section, here!
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HR Employees Share The Most Hilarious And Ridiculous Complaints They've Received
If HR is doing their job, then they're keeping the moral compass of a company intact and on track. You hope that they're able to shut down all the BS and toxic behavior that crosses the line when it comes to what's acceptable in the workplace environment. This AskReddit thread has people that worked HR or took their complaint to HR, sharing what kind of circumstances inspired the decision. Buckle up.
If you're looking for a little more workplace drama, we recommend checking out the story of this guy taking revenge on his coworker after they played dirty to ruin his promotion. Wonder what HR would have to say about that!
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Cops Shut Down Frat Party So Insane That The Indoor Air Read A .01 On Breathalzyer
Let's never forget the time that a frat party at American University in Maryland got shut down for being absolutely insane, with an alleged indoor air that gave off a reading of .01 on the breathalyzer. You've gotta be kidding me.
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Biology Teacher's Twitter Thread Shines Light On The Disgusting Fish Fraud Problem
Apparently "fish fraud" is a very real and disgusting problem. And whatever you do, DON'T look up body louse. Turns out there really was something fishy about that sushi...
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The Trials And Tribulations Of McDonald's Problems In 19 Memes And Tweets
Working at McDonald's might subject you to the peak of customer service BS. The struggle is painfully real in these memes and tweets. You can just feel the frustration bubbling over in these moments.
On a different note, but with McDonald's in mind, did you happen to see those dudes discover a hack for free McDonald's? If not check that out here. We can only imagine what kind of chaos that might've created in restaurants!
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40 Tweets About Raising Kids From Twitter's Funniest Dad
Twitter's resident funny dad has churned up some relatable gold about the emotional rollercoaster of raising kids. It sounds like a whole lot of these check out. If you're looking for more content that reflects the ups and downs of working through raising a kid in this wild old world, check out this list!
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23 Dumb Jokes That Are Technically Correct
What's not to like about abysmal puns and obvious jokes? Sure we like smart jokes where you have to think a lot, but sometimes we just wanna take in some stupid puns and literal jokes that, while not totally accurate, are still definitely kind of right. For more, check out these boldly dumb jokes that are technically correct.
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28 People Who Quit Their Jobs In A Not So Typical Style
Sometimes you and a job just aren't meant to be. From that revelation it's up to you whether or not you want to quit the job in style.
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A Tolerant Physics Professor Dismantles Flat Earthers In 6 Images
You think if they don't understand it that they'll use that as a reason to not believe it? Flat Earthers have their hands full with this one. This is better than when Flat Earthers experimentally proved themselves wrong! See here.
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Viral Video Of Woman's Blue Bell Ice Cream Licking Stunt Could Land Her In Prison
What kinda psychopathic behavior is this?! pic.twitter.com/T8AIdGpmuS
— Optimus Primal (@BlindDensetsu) June 29, 2019
A young Texas woman might be looking at up to 20 years in prison for licking a gallon container of ice cream. To make matters even more disgusting with this, is the woman had an Instagram caption (since deleted) that said she'd been sick with the flu the week before doing this attempt at viral infamy. She literally said, "let's start an epidemic."
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Woman On Twitter Gets Scorched For Her Rant Shaming Broke People
This woman who runs a website literally called, "Positivity Right Now" is getting dragged all over Twitter for her rant shaming broke people for having no manners. For someone who's allegedly about spreading positivity, let's just say that this AIN'T IT.
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Saturday, July 6, 2019
The Funniest Comebacks And Insults From Disney Movies (28 Images)
Disney knows how to break out the savagery when it comes to razor-sharp witty insults. Seriously you would not want to be caught up in the middle of a verbal exchange with some of these ruthless Disney characters.
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Helpful Frat Bros Unite Their Brain Cell In A Woman's Story About Losing Her Keys
Bros will be bros. This story about some helpful frat bros uniting to help a groggy and disoriented young woman find her misplaced keys, didn't fail to put a smile on our faces.
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11 Twitter Users Share The Best Bullsh*t They've Heard People Come Up With
We've got a big load of world class BS for you. Twitter users shared the biggest, most ridiculous lies they were told or came up with themselves. It is astounding what some people will themselves into believing. That or these people told just crazy enough lies for people to not even bother questioning.
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Sorely Mistaken Animal Lover Thinks They've Found a Stray Cat
Don't you hate that moment when you post a FOUND ad on craigslist for what you think is someone's house cat, but it ends up being a wild animal that pees all over your house? Is this relatable? This happen to anyone else? No? Alright. It's like the real life version of this time a woman hilariously pranked her husband into thinking she'd adopted a wild coyote.
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Quick Story Behind Knight's Iron Hand is Metal AF
Here's Tumblr going in on the wondrous life of Gotz von Berlichingen. If only we could all be so lucky to live a life as fruitful as the drunken warrior poet with an iron hand. The people of Tumblr know their weird history and are jazzed about letting other people know, hence this awesome tumblr thread about messed up history facts.
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Guy Misunderstands "The Ugly Duckling" And Thinks You Can't Have Female Swans
Sometimes you grow up and realize that you were in fact that one kid who fell through the cracks on a seemingly obvious bit of knowledge. It happens to the best of them. In this case, a guy learns that he completely misunderstood "The Ugly Duckling", and grew up believing that you can't have female swans. What a brilliant little mix-up.
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Seth Rogen Reminds Twitter That McDonald's Used To Serve Pizza
Seth Rogen shook Twitter up a bit when he sent out a tweet reminding the world that McDonald's did in fact used to serve pizza. It's a bit of a trip thinking about what that could've tasted like. Did the crust resemble the renowned flavor of their french fries?
Or maybe the pizza itself was more on par with that of a Domino's. We'll never know, unless all these inspired and hangry Twitter users motivate McDonald's to consider bringing it back. Maybe Seth Rogen started a movement.
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Scumbag Lady Finds Lost Dog And Immediately Tries To Sell It Online
What kind of garbage human does something like this. You're hitting an all-time low as a human being if you find yourself trying to sell a lost dog online. Unreal.
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20 Tour Guides Share the Dumbest Things They've Seen Tourists Do
When visiting another country, or even a museum, most people know to be respectful. But that's most people. There are some idiots out there who try to mess with wild animals, steal stuff, and be generally stupid. Some are even worse, like this obnoxious group of British Tourists who actually received national attention for how bad they were.
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29 Miserable Misspellings That Made the Word-Gods Weep in Shame
We get it, spelling is hard. Sometimes autocorrect gets the best of you. Some words just suck. No one knows how many "r"s are in tomorow and the placement of the "a" and "u" in restuarant are a complete mystery. But the amount of effort you have to not spend to end up with misspellings like these is god-damned amazing. Check this out for some more dumb misspellings.
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25 Intriguing Images of Weird Perspective
With the power of forced perspective, things can look like they're way too big or small. People can look like they're floating magically, and a mud puddle can appear to be a vast landscape. Basically, here are a bunch of images that are worth a double-take. For more, check out these brain-twisting pics of wild perspective.
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