Saturday, July 6, 2019

The Funniest Comebacks And Insults From Disney Movies (28 Images)


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Disney knows how to break out the savagery when it comes to razor-sharp witty insults. Seriously you would not want to be caught up in the middle of a verbal exchange with some of these ruthless Disney characters. 

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Helpful Frat Bros Unite Their Brain Cell In A Woman's Story About Losing Her Keys


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Bros will be bros. This story about some helpful frat bros uniting to help a groggy and disoriented young woman find her misplaced keys, didn't fail to put a smile on our faces. 

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11 Twitter Users Share The Best Bullsh*t They've Heard People Come Up With


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We've got a big load of world class BS for you. Twitter users shared the biggest, most ridiculous lies they were told or came up with themselves. It is astounding what some people will themselves into believing. That or these people told just crazy enough lies for people to not even bother questioning. 

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Sorely Mistaken Animal Lover Thinks They've Found a Stray Cat


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Don't you hate that moment when you post a FOUND ad on craigslist for what you think is someone's house cat, but it ends up being a wild animal that pees all over your house? Is this relatable? This happen to anyone else? No? Alright. It's like the real life version of this time a woman hilariously pranked her husband into thinking she'd adopted a wild coyote.

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Quick Story Behind Knight's Iron Hand is Metal AF


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Here's Tumblr going in on the wondrous life of Gotz von Berlichingen. If only we could all be so lucky to live a life as fruitful as the drunken warrior poet with an iron hand. The people of Tumblr know their weird history and are jazzed about letting other people know, hence this awesome tumblr thread about messed up history facts.

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Guy Misunderstands "The Ugly Duckling" And Thinks You Can't Have Female Swans


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Sometimes you grow up and realize that you were in fact that one kid who fell through the cracks on a seemingly obvious bit of knowledge. It happens to the best of them. In this case, a guy learns that he completely misunderstood "The Ugly Duckling", and grew up believing that you can't have female swans. What a brilliant little mix-up. 

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Seth Rogen Reminds Twitter That McDonald's Used To Serve Pizza


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Seth Rogen shook Twitter up a bit when he sent out a tweet reminding the world that McDonald's did in fact used to serve pizza. It's a bit of a trip thinking about what that could've tasted like. Did the crust resemble the renowned flavor of their french fries? 

Or maybe the pizza itself was more on par with that of a Domino's. We'll never know, unless all these inspired and hangry Twitter users motivate McDonald's to consider bringing it back. Maybe Seth Rogen started a movement. 

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Scumbag Lady Finds Lost Dog And Immediately Tries To Sell It Online


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What kind of garbage human does something like this. You're hitting an all-time low as a human being if you find yourself trying to sell a lost dog online. Unreal. 

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20 Tour Guides Share the Dumbest Things They've Seen Tourists Do


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When visiting another country, or even a museum, most people know to be respectful. But that's most people. There are some idiots out there who try to mess with wild animals, steal stuff, and be generally stupid. Some are even worse, like this obnoxious group of British Tourists who actually received national attention for how bad they were.

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29 Miserable Misspellings That Made the Word-Gods Weep in Shame


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We get it, spelling is hard. Sometimes autocorrect gets the best of you. Some words just suck. No one knows how many "r"s are in tomorow and the placement of the "a" and "u" in restuarant are a complete mystery. But the amount of effort you have to not spend to end up with misspellings like these is god-damned amazing. Check this out for some more dumb misspellings.

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25 Intriguing Images of Weird Perspective


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With the power of forced perspective, things can look like they're way too big or small. People can look like they're floating magically, and a mud puddle can appear to be a vast landscape. Basically, here are a bunch of images that are worth a double-take. For more, check out these brain-twisting pics of wild perspective.

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Man Wants Out Of Friend's Wedding After Finding Bride's Post Trashing His 5-Year-Old Daughter


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Wedding season's in full bloom, and it seems like we're regularly reading stories about people being their absolute worst selves. There's just something about the highly emotional event that inspires people to cave for breakdowns, BS behavior, and outright inexcusable rudeness. 

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15 Times Photoshop King James Fridman Trolled Fans


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James Fridman's adoring fans keep asking for help with their imperfections, and he keeps hitting them right where it hurts. With photoshop at his side, he can make anything a reality. It's just not the reality that you were exactly hoping for. Check this out for more brilliant photoshop trolls from James Fridman.

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AskReddit Users Respond With Their Wholesome Stories Of Lost Love


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AskReddit users share some of their experiences with "lost love" and the resulting thread is a definite rollercoaster of feels. Love hurts, man. But with enough time you might get over the one love that didn't end up working out like you'd originally planned. 

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Friday, July 5, 2019

Guys Discover A Hack To Get Free Food At McDonald's


A couple friends figured out a way to get free food at McDonald's. How long can this madness last? It's a lot of trouble to save an extra buck, but maybe all the trouble is the real fun for these dudes. 

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Twitter Users Share Their Workplace Fails After A Man Wears Mismatched Shoes


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When Twitter User, Adrian Harewood, showed up to work wearing mismatched shoes, and lived to tweet about it; the rest of Twitter stepped forward to offer up their own experiences not being able to show up with their sh*t fully put together. The resulting thread is brimming with panicked moments that we all might (unfortunately) be able to relate to, when we weren't having our best days. 

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The Eruption Of The Stromboli Volcano, Filmed From A Sailboat


The clouds above the volcano checked the f**k out. A fascinating and terrifying look at the raw power of a volcano eruption. 

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Guy Hypnotizes A Chicken By Drawing A Line In The Sand


When is this bug being patched though?

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34 Times The Camera Captured Haunted House Customers Getting Scared


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Just when you think you're going to get away with acting tough up in a haunted house, it'll humble you by giving you the fear. These customers definitely got nice and scared while they were at the haunted house. Thank goodness there was a camera around to capture the moments! 

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Hot Headed Neighbor Gets Caught Losing His Temper On Camera


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This hot headed neighbor with a nasty temper got caught up in acting a proper, aggressive fool; and fortunately the camera was there to capture the act. Gotta love it when a crappy neighbor gets his comeuppance. 

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27 Various Moments of Failure and Misfortune


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One day you're just taking a stroll in your attic, maybe trying to find some old Christmas decorations and then BOOM you've just created a new point of entry. But before anyone helps you, they of course take a photo. Moments like these happen all the time, and they're unavoidable. For more, here are some unfortunate moments that obliterated people's good times.

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Guy Trolls A Gift Card Scammer For About 3.5 Hours Straight


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Every second this guy managed to keep the gift card scammer invested in his own little act of trolling, he spared another person from having to deal with a scammer. Top-notch work indeed. 

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23 People Share Their Parents' Most Frustrating "Back in My Day" Rants


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Sure, we'd all love to own a house by now, but things have changed in the last few decades. You just can't find a nice place in a good neighborhood for 3 quarters, a loaf of bread and a handshake. If your parents have no concept of how things actually work anymore and are completely full of BS, you may find these relatable, or at least really, really annoying. For the funniest thing we've seen this week, check out this facebook group where millennials pretend to be baby boomers.

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Turtles Eating Watermelon Is An Adorable Crunchy Masterpiece


The sound that their tiny mouths make when they bite into the watermelon is too cute for words. 

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Kid Whose Fish Accidentally Swam in Spicy Water Gets Comforted with Science


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What these parents thought was a "miracle" actually turned out to be a stupid accident. Thankfully, peppers are spicy as a deterrent for mammals, so there's a decent chance the fish wasn't hurt by the potentially catostrophic mistake. For a time when spicy peppers did end up inflicting some burn, here's a time a kid's hot sauce mistake damned an entire party to a choking hell.

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Hungry Garbage Truck Eats Garbage Can


Don't blame the garbage truck for being dedicated. 

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Woman Complains About Man Using Gender Neutral Bathroom In Front Of Her


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All the context on this one. Internet's just exposing people's internal dialogue. 

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Man Confronts His Childhood Bully: The Superintendent Of His School System


And the guy wouldn't even own up to it! A true coward in his purest form. 

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