Why'd he have to go and make us feel emotions! It hurts.
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Monday, June 17, 2019
Motel Shuts Down 1-Star Review Accusing Them Of Racism, With All The Facts
This motel handled a blatant BS-riddled review in glorious fashion, by bringing the actual backstory into the picture. We're not sure what compels these lying reviewers to try and stain the reputation of upstanding establishments, but we sure do love it when the owners call the liars out on their BS.
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15 Smarty Pantses Whose Brains Are Too Big for Their Britches
While social media has given the world amazing things like the ability to connect with friends and family, and share hilarious memes, there's others who use it for more selfish purposes. These folks are the ones who really know how to clear a room with their pomposity, self-veneration, and general sense of self-importance. These people who think they're just so god damn smart that you can't even begin to understand the pillar of intellect on which they sit. For more of these folks, check out these titans of knowledge.
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Helpful Tumblr Thread Gives Advice On Handling Intrusive Thoughts
What a powerful and hilarious way to handle the paralyzing nuisance of a wave of intrusive thoughts. Nobody likes to hear that voice in the back of their head telling them to check the garage door or stove for the third, fourth, eh fifth time, cause you can never be too sure. In this case, the Tumblr thread works to assign funny personalities to those troubling intrusive thoughts. Seems like a pretty effective way to handle the situation.
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27 Real-Life Optical Illusions to Make You Double-Take
Warm up your eyes and get ready to be puzzled. We've got giant cats, people with horses for faces, things that look like other things and loads of other junk. Anyway, get ready for confusion and "aha" moments. For more optical illusions, check out these eye-crumbling images of crazy perspective
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Girlfriend Says She's Unroastable, Gets Toasted By A Blazing Inferno Of Roasts
When this guy's girlfriend allegedly suggested that she was "unroastable" he put it to the test. Let's just say that the roastmasters of Reddit were more than ready for the challenge. The comments section is a blazing inferno of brutal verbal assaults. Zero punches were pulled in these roasts.
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Woman's Stand Up Comedy Performance Takes Terrible Turn When Nobody Laughs
24 Medical Professionals Share the Most WTF Things Patients Denied
Doctors, nurses and technicians see some wild crap every day. It's not just all the injuries, it's the stupid things people are too embarrassed to mention. In case you were wondering, it's a bad idea to lie to a doctor. For more, here are some times medical professionals saw right through lying patients.
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30 Wedding Tweets and Memes to Get You Exhausted for Wedding Season
There's nothing quite like getting to see your friends get married. The person you've known for years has finally found someone they tolerate enough to spend the next (at least) few years of their life with. It's a good time. What's not a great time is being seated a crappy table with their estranged uber-religious cousins, waiting too long to buy a gift and having to buy them 80 dollar towels, and sweating through your only suit. Other than that though, good time. For funny tweets about what comes after, here are tweets about marriage that are too real.
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Appallingly Entitled Bride Invites Stranger Cause She's Rich And It Gets Worse
This bridezilla sounds like an absolutely despicable self-serving piece of work. She goes so far as to invite a stranger to her wedding cause she heard she might be able to cash in on a nice gift, and then when it seems like things might not go as she plans, she says the stranger can't come BUT can send some gifts. How delusional and desperate can you get.
If you're looking for more juicy bridezilla drama, check out the time a self-important bridezilla announced her engagement at her friend's wedding.
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Pitcher Intentionally Balks To Advance Runner Distracting Him
"The old intentional balk. Never seen before in my life." Too damn good.
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Redditor Saves Life of 19-Year-Old Puggle After Miscalculating How Much Fat He Could Eat
There was no way of knowing this puggle would try to take down 8 inches of pure steak fat in one go. Maybe in his old age he got cocky, or he was having too good a time to care. Anyway, the story has a happy ending after the double sided foible of feeding too much fat to a dog who doesn't know how to eat. If you liked this, here's a funny story about a dog licking doors.
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Self-Important Bridezilla Announces Engagement At Her Friend's Wedding, Gets One-Upped Years Later
Don't go announcing your engagement at someone else's weddingor this just might happen to you. The self-important bridezilla in this scenario went and announced her wedding while she was attending her friend's! From there, the revenge was cold-hearted and plain old brutal. I'm just trying to figure out why people that hate each other this much remain friends. There doesn't seem to be a whole lot of love going on between these two friends.
Check out these marriage memes if you're looking for a nice summary of what to expect after the wedding.
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Dad Takes Cat To Groomers And He Returns As An Accordion
At least the internet had a good time with this one! This cat is absolutely aware of how it looks, and will likely hate dad forever.
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HR Intervenes On Sandwich Saga Between Coworkers
I'd expect something like this from someone named Francis!
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17 Triumphant Times Liars Got Called out for Their Stupid BS
For whatever reason, people absolutely love to lie online. Whether it's for short-lived clout, spreading dangerous misinformation or fake internet points, there's just a bunch of troublesome liars out there. Luckily for us, there are people who identify these liars and call them out for their bullshit-spreading ways. For more online justice, here are some no-good liars who got called got called out for their absurd BS.
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Woman Gets Called Out After Mocking Guy Who Wanted To Take Her To Applebee's
If you're going to mock a dude online for wanting to take you on a date, you better be ready for some blowback in the comments. In this case, she was hating on Applebee's. Ice cold man, ice cold.
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10+ Men Share What They Think Would Be The Worst Things About Being A Woman
Men of Reddit are sharing what they believe would be the hardest and most unpleasant things about being a woman. This AskReddit thread follows the one that was trending the other day, which involved women of Reddit sharing what they thought would be the worst parts about being a man. Check that thread out here.
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Sunday, June 16, 2019
Guy's Dirty Card Game Fail Traumatizes His Girlfriend's Hyper Religious Family
This was destined for unholy disaster. This guy learned a swift and humiliating lesson in being extra careful about what games you decide to play with your girlfriend's potentially uptight, conservative, deeply religious family. Yikes all around! But an equal amount of hilarity in this story.
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Meteorologist Ripping Apart The Flat Earthers In Under 5 Minutes
Some people truly believe that the world is flat. Maybe this video will help put a stop to all that nonsense.
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Guy Uses Gender Swap Filter To Catfish Thirsty Dudes On Tinder
Guy's can't get enough of Jess! You've likely picked up wind of Snapchat's viral new gender swap filter. Maybe you were out at a bar over the weekend, and caught drunken buddies absolutely losing it over seeing a real-time display of what they looked like as a group of chicks. The resulting memes and tweets from the Snapchat filter sensation have not been disappointing.
And now we have a genius dude who decided to catfish guys on Tinder, by using the Snapchat gender swap filter to deceive them beyond belief. The resulting conversations that he shared are all kinds of shameless. Enjoy!
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The Madness Of Hatpin Panic Explained In 12 Ridiculous Tweets
Just to think that in the old days there were people out there fighting back against sickening pervs by pulling swords out of their hats.
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Guy Beats BS Healthcare Bureaucracy by Sending 300+ Emails
After being put on a waiting list for way too long and seeing his wife blown off by incompetent healthcare administration, this guy took the matter into his own hands, with some creative emailing and the use of telemarketing software. The world is full of people complying maliciously, like this IT guy who came up with a masterful plan after being told he had to work on vacation.
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Guy's Hippie Girlfriend That Refuses To Get Rid Of Bedbugs Is The Reddest Flag We've Seen
The only advice we can imagine giving here is to run for the hills, my dude. Sounds like things aren't going to work out. And can you blame the poor, impressively patient, bedbug bitten boyfriend? He's in the middle of quite the uncomfortable (physically and emotionally) situation.
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21 Dad Jokes In Honor Of Father's Day
These are awful and I absolutely love the. Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there!
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Guy Shares Hilarious Stories About His Dad, Who's Basically Ron Swanson
Twitter user @Kane's stories about his dad in honor of Father's Day bear a striking resemblance to the legend, Ron Swanson. Sounds like one very cool dad!
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