Thursday, June 6, 2019

Haunting Sorority Video Gets Hilarious Remix Treatment On Twitter


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This haunting sorority video went viral, and it's no wonder. Sh*t is straight up terrifying. Did they mean for things to be so spine-chillingly creepy or what? Naturally the internet stepped up with the remix treatment, and it didn't disappoint. 

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That Insane Time Eric Andre Hosted A Grizzly Bear On His Show


Rare footage of Eric Andre actually uncomfortable for once. 

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Jimmy Fallon Fails To Hide His Disgust When Rami Malek Touches His Hand


Noted: DON'T touch Jimmy Fallon. 

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10 Funny Questions About Why Dad Do The Weird Things They Do


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Valid questions and the answer to them all of course is, why the hell not! Sometimes dads just don't give a flying f**k! 

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38 Strange Images to Make You Sick of the Internet


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The internet is a magical place where you can see just about anything you want. You can also see a whole lot of things you'd never thought you wanted to see, or things you're pretty confident you never wanted to know existed in the first place. So here's that. Here's a bunch more uncommon things that'll make you say "Thanks but that's a lot of internet."

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Absolutely Hilarious Twitter Thread About Incorrigible Cat And Epic Old Dude


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Ella the idiotic cat and an old dude who doesn't give a flying f**k, star in this hilarious twitter thread that makes for one wild emotional rollercoaster. 

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Tense Moment As Police Responding To Break-In Find Deer


A homeowner called Lufkin Police to respond to a possible burglary in progress. As it turned out, the trespasser they found was even more confused than they were. Reminds us of this twitter thread about cops responding to a suspected burglary with an even dumber ending. But seriously, that is one terrified deer.

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Chris Evans Heroically Shuts Down Straight Pride Initiative On Twitter


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Just in case you missed it Twitter's been abuzz with all the talk about a Straight Pride Initiative. Smash Mouth was quick to voice their disapproval of the "movement." And many Twitter users since then have vocalized the same sentiment. In this case we have real life superhero Chris "Captain America" Evans snapping on these dudes that are trying to pull together the Straight Pride Parade. 

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Streamer Shows Off His Horribly Messy Room


This dude is determined to never clean his room. I can smell his room from here. 

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24 Virtuosos of Stupid Who Made Us Cackle with Pity


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These folks are absolute masters of their craft of being dumb. This be the land of stupid attempts, lies and general dumbassery. We honestly wish all of these were jokes but given the state of things, we're not so sure. For more of this, here are enough moments of facepalm to give you a stupid stroke.

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Bride Asks Internet If She's A Jerk For Not Wanting Her Trans Cousin In The Wedding Party Anymore


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What sounds like a simple case of the bride being an asshole for inviting and then wanting to remove her trans cousin from the wedding party, actually evolves into a more complex situation. People are offering their hot takes and it sounds like this bride might not be the asshole after all. 

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23 Times Cops Were Criminally Cool


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Here's to those who took the idea of public service and kicked it up a notch. Here's a batch of cops protecting and serving in their communities. Kinda weird seeing them be cool and not asking you how fast you were going. For funny stories, here are some of the dumbest things people said to cops.

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12 Times People Replied With Gold In The Comments Section


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Every now and again people take it upon themselves to spice up the comments section with some pure comedy gold. These didn't fail to make us chuckle. We hope you enjoy them too! 

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Sophie Turner Slaps The Absolute Crap Out Of Conan O'Brien


This game of Tequila slaps escalated quickly! Then again, that's what happens when you throw tequila in the mix. Conan O'Brien got slapped into the next decade by Sophie Turner. RIP my dude. 

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28 Times Misfortune Ruined People's Days


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Sometimes life can be a real bastard. We try our best to avoid bad outcomes, but there are some things you just can't predict. Whether it's a crocodile in your pool, missing out on a huge opportunity, or getting stuck in a bird feeder, life will hit you with some unlucky circumstances. For more, here are some times misfortune got the best of people.

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Vile Escort Steals Woman's Dog So She Hunts Her Down


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Oh she goes full female John Wick mode after realizing that her dog's been kidnapped by a very unpleasant escort. When the cops refused to help she made sure to take matters into her own hands. And fortunately this story has a happy ending. 

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Sassy Pyramid Schemer Gets Called Out With Facts In The DMs


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Hey girl, iTs NoT a PyRaMiD sChEmE those are iLleGal! When this spicy and overly enthusiastic pyramid schemer got called out for being just that, she didn't take too kindly to it. Even went ahead and tried to flash that big 'ol 6-figure earnings info. Thing is, how much did it take for her to spend to get there? 

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17 Times Disabled People Had "C'mon Man" Moments


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These are a mixture of funny, sad, wtf and mindblowingly frustrating. These folks shared moments when they found that the world wasn't very mindful or accommodating, or when it was overly sensitive and condescending. And sometimes it's just effin crazy.

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Man Plays The Recorder Like His Life Depends On It


This dude definitely got his recorder black belt in elementary school. 

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Wednesday, June 5, 2019

25 Prodigious Roasts and Comebacks That Blasted People's Souls out of Their Bodies


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There's no better feeling then that of sending a savage burn at an unsuspecting victim. We have no envy for the recipients of these incredible comebacks. The wit is simply too strong. If you wanna read more people's best comebacks, then check em out here.

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Triggered Cop Yells That His Name Is "F**k You!"


When this man asked the cop for his name, he got quite the fiery response. Yep, a good old "f**k you." Okay then, glad to see that everyone's remaining calm in this situation. You can check out the full story here.

In other news, we ran a video yesterday that actually shows cops keeping their cool when they're stormed by a bunch of rowdy kids wielding water guns.

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Motivational Post About Enjoying Your Time Here With Passion Is A Brutal Feels Trip


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CAUTION: This post hits hard! That being said, you might find serious motivation from this post written by a young, wizened soul with dwindling time left after some heartbreaking news. Our hearts go out to them. They make a moving case for enjoying our time here with a passion. 

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Controlling Woman's List Of Crazy Demands For Husband Going To Bachelor Party Goes Viral


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This controlling wife sounds like a bit of an emotionally abusive nightmare! No fast cars! Are you kidding me? How's this guy supposed to go to a bachelor party, or enjoy the finer, more reckless parts of life? Naturally, her list of demands has gone viral. 

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26 Historical Snapshot Tweets Showing How Much The World's Changed


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We've come a long way! And the world's always been a strange place. Go and check out the original Twitter account, @historyinmoment, for more snapshots from the past. 

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Internet Reacts To The New Pokémon Sword And Shield Trailer


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On Wednesday Nintendo released a new video with more details (check out those new Pokémon!) about Pokémon Sword and Shield which will be coming out on November 15 for the Nintendo Switch. We've put together some of the most entertaining reactions from Twitter and Tumblr to the news. 

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Xbox Released Its Own Body Wash and People Had Jokes


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Does it smell like an Xbox? Does it smell like a person who plays Xbox? Why do you need to smell like Xbox? Anyway if you go to Australia you can find out, but who the hell would pay real actual money to smell like Xbox branded soap?

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Dad's Vacation Time Gets Wiped, So Malicious Compliance With IT Policy Ensues


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When this dad was robbed of his well deserved vacation time, he took one sweet and satisfying revenge upon his retirement. That's the way to do it. Go out in a blaze of glory, as your jerk boss mutters to himself uncontrollably, at a loss for what to do. Shouldn't have messed with dad's vacation time! 

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Bachelorette Contestant Believes He's Too Deep A Thinker To Be Self Aware


"I'm being punished for being an intellectual." This dude is absolutely insufferable. To say he has a bloated ego would actually be an understatement. 

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