Friday, May 17, 2019

Serial Cheater Gets Exposed By His Ex-Wife's Masterful Revenge


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This is a satisfying tale of revenge. A serial cheater of a husband finally gets outed by his wife's clever and masterfully executed revenge. It sounds like it was brutal, but we're hopeful she's found someone better at this point! 

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Keanu Reeves' Answer About What Happens When We Die Goes Viral


Keanu Reeves left Stephen Colbert speechless with his answer to a very tough question about what happens to us when we die. Jump ahead to right around 9:50 for the wisdom. 

29 People Reveal Their School's Biggest Faculty Secrets


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These juicy faculty secrets might make you think twice on any rumors you heard back in school about various faculty members. 

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Guy On Live PD Passes Every Test, Gets Arrested For Being Weird


"No one is saying you cant eat a banana in public, but at some point you need to take a bite..."

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Viral Footage Of Window Washers Swinging Crazily From An Oklahoma Skyscraper


This footage will give you a panic attack! Two window washers were trapped for nearly an hour, as they swung from the Devon Tower in Oklahoma City. Firefighters managed to secure the basket and get the two contractors down safely, where they refused medical services. Can you imagine what was going through their heads?!

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Server Accidentally Serves $4500 Bottle, Restaurant Is Actually Cool About It


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A UK steakhouse got some free publicity over the awesome fail of a server who mistakenly served a crazy expensive wine. Seems like a win to be the person who finished dinner and only afterwards realized they drank a bottle of wine that's worth a car. Seriously, each sip of that is worth like 200 dollars. Anyway, it seems like the restaurant was cool about the mistake, so that's nice.

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31 Completely Stupid Reasons Customers Got Irrationally Angry


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Here are the stories of cashiers, customer service reps, delivery drivers, service people and retail workers of all stripes who had to deal with the dumbest, most irrational, and outright furious customers to grace the planet. Man, these people suck. We understand why you'd be mad if a company actually wronged you, but to make impossible demands and turn into an abusive monster is completely out of the question. Here's a story of a cashier who talked back to a Karen and lived.

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20 Triggerworthy Marriage Tweets That Hit Close To Home


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These will strike some kind of chord for anyone muddling through the emotional rollercoaster of a marriage!

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10+ Times Management Got Mad And Left Angry Notices


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Look out! Disciplinary action is imminent! This collection of angry notices was served up by some very likely enraged managers that were sick and tired of their employees' BS. That or they just had a rough day and needed some place to redirect their case of rage. 

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The Voice of SpongeBob Was Inspired by an Angry Christmas Elf


Tom Kenny (the voice of SpongeBob) explains that the inspiration for his character came about about after he overheard a frustrated little person in an elf costume venting over their career prospects. Wild times. Who knew the voice that so many children grew to love and so many parents grew to tolerate had such strange origins.

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32 Correct Animal Names to Fill up Your Real-Life Pokédex


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Sure, the animal names we have now might make "logical, cultural and taxonomic sense" but that shouldn't stop you from living in a world of trash pandas and freedom gliders. That's why we have proper animal names. So go forth with these new, and frankly superior names for all the world's creatures.

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Awkward Things That Outgrew Their Awkwardness


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Times heals all awkward wounds if you're lucky. These are awkward things that managed to transcend their awkwardness with the helpful hand of passing time. 

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8 Times AskReddit Answers Left Us Surprised


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These are deep, thought-provoking, and especially weird. I mean, can we talk about the lollipops tidbit? What's that about! 

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A Short Purely Wholesome Twitter Thread About The Goodest Boy Ever


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Well this is definitely the goodest boy that ever lived! Look at that face. This could melt the iciest of hearts, easy. 

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10+ People Share Their Greatest, Most Satisfying "I Called It" Moments


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Sometimes that gut instinct is just one step ahead of you, and in touch with a bigger plan in this chaotic universe. Naturally, this can lead to that strangely satisfying moment when you swear you saw it coming, and "called it" all along! 

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Enraged Douchebag Threatens To Punch Teen At LAN Party


This guy needs to hit the road ASAP. Dad's ruining all the fun for the kids!

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Thursday, May 16, 2019

Educational Twitter Thread Explains What Makes The Raven So Damn Cool


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If you loathe collaborating with coworkers and love sledding you might have more in common with a raven than you ever imagined. This education Twitter thread shares some awesome fun facts about what makes the raven do damn awesome. It might be the coolest bird out there. Just saying. 

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14 Times Domino's Pizza Zimbabwe Delivered Hot Comedy Gold On Facebook


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This is the BEST brand on social media. Every time I thought Domino's Pizza Zimbabwe got as funny as they could possibly get, they went and outdid themselves. 

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Twitter Users Share Their Biggest Prom Fails


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Prom houses many awkward fails that naturally occur when teens are busy just trying to figure themselves out. 

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10+ Triggering McDonald's Employee Struggles Captured In Painfully Real Tweets


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McDonald's employees are exposed to humans doing their absolute worst on a regular basis. Often times the experience of working at McDonald's sounds like an absolute waking nightmare. These tweets are further proof of that reality....

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'90s Life Hacks That Show Just How Much The World's Changed


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You never know when you might need some solid '90s advice in your life! 

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31 Impressive Tattoo Cover-Ups That Tastefully Hid the Past


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Okay "tastefully" might be a little bit of a stretch. These are either pretty cool looking or funny though. If you're getting a tattoo of your SO's name and/or face, be sure that the relationship will last. Otherwise you might have to slap down a couple hundred dollars for one of these bad boys. For some outright bad tattoos, here are some really not great tattoos people went through with.

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13 People Share Their Biggest "Never Again" Moments With Brands And Restaurants


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Learn from these people's regrets, as you read through stories about their experiences with brands and restaurants that left them feeling like NEVER using their services again. 

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10+ Funny Tweets That Fed Our Dark And Sad Souls Laughter


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At least Twitter is always there to try and cheer us up. These funny tweets might be just what you need to get you going! 

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Family Has Arguably The Most Shocking DNA Ancestry Kit Experience Of All Time


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Throwback Thursday! This'll go down in history as the worst DNA Ancestry kit experience of all time. Can't even imagine how this family handled their truly shocking revelation. As the story unfolds though, we see it take on a more beautiful and loving note. It sounds like everything carried out was done so with the best of intentions. 

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Guy Calls Out Woman For Being Naked In Her Own Home And It Gets Weirder


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The internet had some feelings about this guy's rant regarding a woman being unclothed in her own home. Is that messed up, really? Or was she just busy living her life in the comfort of her own home, and not worried about who might catch a glance through the window. 

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The Perilous Joys Of Owning A Toddler Captured In 20+ Tweets


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If you're on the fence about having kids then these tweets might sway you in one very definite direction. Let's just say the struggle is painfully real in these tweets, and that parenting sounds like an absolute whirlwind of hysteria. 

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Entire Sales Team Has to Defer to Owner to Sell to Smelliest Customer Ever


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Anyone who's worked on the floor of any kind of store is gonna be reminded of a time when there was a customer they just couldn't deal with. Thank god for the good managers out there. This one is weirdly reminiscent of that old story, The Three Billy Goats Gruff. For a triumphant retail story of someone in customer service who actually got to speak their mind, check out this cashier who told off a Karen and lived.

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