Saturday, May 11, 2019

A Couple Quick Stories About The Most Epic Ways People Broke Up


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Buckle up and brace for the most epic ways people have ever quit relationships. These are quick and absolutely brutal. Hopefully they don't remind you of any experiences of your own. 

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Entitled Driver Tries Lecturing Cyclist And Fails Miserably


The entitlement is VERY strong with this driver, but the restraint on the part of the biker is HEROIC. Just our kind of Fail right here. Gotta love when an annoyingly entitled driver who tries to lecture a cyclist, ends up failing miserably. 

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Uncle Asks Internet If He's Wrong to Give His Vegan Niece Milk and Cookies


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It seems like there's some more drama going on here than just some milk and cookies. That said, this uncle gave his reasoning for his decision to let his niece have something that her mom didn't approve of. And the internet weighed in. For another story of family drama with uncertain moral implications, check this one out.

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27 Unlucky Moments That Gave People Trouble


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We all just want our days to go smoothly. We're not even asking for them to go great. But sometimes life has other ideas and decides to heap some crap into your trough. Here are some folks who had to deal with misfortune of all stripes. If you wanna see more, check these out.

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Stephen King Tweets His Theory On How Game Of Thrones Will End


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Stephen King is just as big a Game of Thrones fan as a whole lot of the online world. He took to Twitter to share his running theory on how the show might tie up loose ends. If anyone's going to pitch a well-founded guess about how Game of Thrones will end, it's going to be Stephen King. 

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Guy-Positive Tumblr Thread Defends Men That Get Body-Shamed


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The internet needed this! 

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14 People Reveal The Rudest Dates They've Ever Lived Down


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These people experienced some truly nightmarish dates! Hopefully things have picked up for them on their romantic exploits...

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Bilingual Cashier Turns the Tables on Rude Customer


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We're a fan of any story where a rude customer fails to get away with being miserable to a retail employee who's done nothing wrong. We're also fans of surprises and drama where people get super pissed, double-down and make even bigger asses of themselves. For a strikingly similar story where a customer bad-mouthed an employee in a different language before having the tables turned, check this out.

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25 Amazed People Share the Biggest Idiots They've Ever Met


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The world is a big amazing place filled with all types of people. Some of these people lack self awareness to a profound degree. Like it's actually amazing how bad some people are at thinking.And we love to hear about them. Here's some more dumb stuff people have said.

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A Quick List Of All The Crazy Animals An Extremely Spontaneous Grandpa Brought Home


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I STRIVE to be on Grandpa's level! He's the hero of spontaneity that we need and deserve! Wonder how Grandma felt about it though. 

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Guy Takes His Parakeet Outside Thinking It Won't Fly Away, Hilarious Fail Ensues


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This panicked dude learned a swift and hilarious lesson about parakeet's and their knack for flying away, if you take them outside! We don't think he'll be trying this stunt out again anytime soon! 

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10+ People Who Hated Their Haircuts And Told Their Barbers


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These dissatisfied customers did NOT like their haircuts, and they made sure to tell their barbers about it. Sometimes the hardest thing to do is speak up to your barbers, when they just made a mess on your head, cause you don't want to be rude; but your honesty could be what they need to grow! 

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26 Frightening Fails That Should've Killed These Adrenaline-Charged People


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These people had some SERIOUS close brushes with death. They were saved by the grace of good luck itself, and sometimes something more. It is insane how close we can come to meeting our end in a careless fail. 

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22 of the Most Unfortunate Names People Had to Live With


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While there's a slew of misfortune that you can blame on your parents, one thing you can be grateful for is that they didn't give you a joke name (probably). So feel good that your name isn't a vegetable pun, cartoon character or sex joke (probably). Here are some more unfortunate names.

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Friday, May 10, 2019

Cat Going Crazy In A Room Full Of Toilet Paper Is Us Living Our Best Lives


This cat's wildest dreams just came true. 

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Awkward Twitter Story About Totally Oblivious Café Customer Is All Of Us Struggling


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This oblivious café customer encounter is any of us just trying to make it through another day without being an absolute failure. The struggle is real, and it plagues us often. That being said, we can't verify whether or not this story was pulled out of thin air altogether. Hard to say. Still entertaining to imagine it going down! 

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WWII Veteran Sings Absolutely Beautiful Wartime Song


Belted this one out from his old and tired and war-hardened soul! 

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White House Congratulates Red Sox For Winning "World Cup Series," Gets Roasted


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Maybe this is one massive act of trolling and someone at the White House is a bonafide Red Sox hater. Otherwise, this is just the kind of sports fail that we love to see dance across our news feeds. 

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Would You Rather Survey Results Are Dark And Full Of Surprises


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This was the kind of survey destined for dark and depraved and outright ridiculous results! You will not be disappointed in just how crazy some of these results got...

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Nasty Video Game Reviewer Gets Called Out For Sexist Behavior


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If you're gonna send some old-fashioned hate on Facebook, you best be ready for it to get back to your mom. This guy was on track for a harsh and hilarious reality check. 

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17 Horrible Liars Who Got Called on Their Tragic BS


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The internet is full of lying liars and sadly the burden of routing them out is placed squarely on the general public. Lucky for us there's a hard-researching few who are committed to pointing out the lies. And boy does that justice feel good. Check this out for more liars who got called out on their absurd BS.

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Guy Ruins Cheating Girlfriend's Dream Of Joining A Sorority


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This is some actual pro revenge right here. Just believable enough to enjoy and not question the whole time. Sounds like cheating girlfriend got hers in the end. There goes that dream of the sorority! 

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25 Unfortunate Moments That Tipped People's Day into the Dumpster


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Is it that hard to install a tv without it falling over and crashing onto the floor? Is it hard to find parking without getting your car encased in cement? Is it hard to make a cake without ruining your kitchen? No, not really. But sometimes you just get unlucky. For more moments of disappointment, check out these times people's days got derailed by misfortune.

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Karen Chews Dude Out Over A Milkshake, Gets Fired In Righteous Revenge


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Karen doesn't mess around when it comes to her milkshake! Fortunately, this example of a Karen going off, finds a happy ending in a satisfying revenge tale. We don't think she'll be stirring up trouble again anytime soon when it comes to her DoorDash milkshake delivery. Tough luck, Karen! 

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T-Pain Talks Brother's Insane $2.2 Million Hospital Bill


$2.2 million to save a life? That's the REAL crime. 

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Man Asks Internet If He's A Jerk For Calling Off Wedding Cause Of His Dog


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Is this guy in the wrong for wanting to call off his wedding, or is he being completely reasonable given the circumstances? This one was bound to make some waves...

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Guy's Lie Spirals Into 10 Months of Pretending to be French


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When you move into a new neighborhood, there's a choice everyone has to make. That choice is whether you decide to get to know your neighbors, or commit to a lie that involves faking a French accent for WAY longer than you intended. For another interesting story about a lie, here's a lazy student who actually got away with their lie.

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