Bart Simpson gets an F, and people have some feelings about it. Leave it to the wonderful community at Tumblr to take a thread to a place we never saw coming.
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Monday, April 29, 2019
15 Cheaters Get Honest About Why They Didn't End Their Relationships
Any cheater's reasoning behind why they did it is filled with all kinds of emotionally-charged hurt, confusion, anger, or just mindless stupidity. In the case of these 15 cheaters explaining why they crossed the line on their relationship, you be the judge on if what they did was understandable or outright wrong.
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17 Awkward Times Old People Showed Their Age on Facebook
As technology surrounds us in its cold, lifeless iron grip, more and more old people are having to come to terms with social media as a part of daily life. They have, by no means mastered it. The people over at r/oldpeoplefacebook are committed to documenting this process, as well as the foibles that come with it.
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Guy Eats At The Worst Reviewed Restaurant And Bar In Toronto
One brave soul and the absolute worst restaurant in Toronto. Buckle up...
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19 Witty but Stupid Jokes That Are Technically Correct
These jokes may be literal, obvious, and overly dad-tastic, but you can't say they're wrong. You might hate them, you might like them. Get on your boots and wade through. For more clever and stupid jokes that are also correct, check these out.
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Kid Gets Punched In The Face For Spoiling Avengers: Endgame
Tumblr User Breaks Down Australia's Stand Against American Corporate Greed
Good old 'Straya. We'd like all our news breakdowns like this!
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16 GameStop Employees Share the Craziest Things They've Seen
Weird customers! Mean customers! People trying to trade in obviously stolen games! What may have been a haven during your own childhood, and a confusing maze for grandmas trying to find a game in time for Christmas, was a wild land of weirdness and misfortune for the employees who worked there. Here are some more customer service stories from GameStop Employees.
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12 Brutal Tweets Call Out The Game Of Thrones Characters That Choked Last Night
SPOILER WARNING! Alright, now that that's taken care of let's enjoy some brutally hilarious tweets designed to roast the Game of Thrones characters that choked at the Battle of Winterfell. Oh, you better believe that happened. If you're looking for more Game of Thrones content, check out a long meme-filled list of our favorite reactions to last night's episode here!
We also just ran this list about the Azor Ahai debacle after last night's episode.
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29 Roasts That Impaled People on a Spit of Shame
These folks asked the internet to roast them and the internet delivered like they paid extra for shipping. It doesn't even matter if someone looks particularly good or not, r/roastme will find a way to dig through someone's flaws until they hit bedrock. For more savagery, check out these 40 brutal roasts,
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Game Of Thrones Pulled The Ultimate Twist On Bran And The Night King's Face-Off
MASSIVE SPOILER WARNING. Alright, now that we got that out of the way, let's collectively celebrate Game of Thrones and the awe-inspiring Battle of Winterfell last night. Things escalated real quickly from the first moment of the episode. Lives were lost, memes were spawned, and above all else; the long awaited moment when Bran and The Night King would face-off was met with an act of pure and unadulterated awesome. Naturally, Twitter had some feelings about it.
If you're looking for more Game of Thrones content, check out a list of our favorite reactions to last night's episode here! It's filled with comedy gold. We also just ran a list on the show's whole Azor Ahai debacle here. Let's just say some fans were a tad bit triggered by how things shook out.
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Game Of Thrones Battle Of Winterfell Ignites Questions About Azor Ahai Prophecy
SPOILER WARNING. Game of Thrones Season 8 and its Battle of Winterfell kind of shattered the internet last night. It was complete utter madness. One wild plot twist in particular regarding Arya Stark and her moment with the Night King, has left the internet with all kinds of pressing questions regarding who Azor Ahai is. They spent so much time on building up the Prince Who Was Promised...
If you're looking for more Game of Thrones Season 8 content, check out all the best Twitter reactions to last night's episode here!
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A Quick Epic Story About The Employee Who Got Away With Doing Nothing
Just watch out for when you try to take his stapler! Bob is an absolute legend.
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15 Things That Are Surprisingly, Bafflingly Cheap
Yeah, it almost feels like a crime how cheap some of this stuff is. Actually, some of it is! That said, a few bucks for a pineapple that started growing in 2017? Holy crap! If only someday we could add something like healthcare or housing to this list then that'd be cool too, but for now, we got these.
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Chimpanzee Browsing Instagram Bears Striking Resemblance to You Right Now
Well, the odds of a "planet of the apes" scenario just shot through the roof. Pretty soon he's gonna be contacting other chimps, they're gonna organize, and it'll be all over for people. We had a good run, I think.
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Viral Conversation Spawns Too Many Vegetable Artist Memes
Old but gold and also weird. Last year a facebook post of this strange conversation featured an apparently very defensive James Barrett's wife taking over JB's facebook account to deliver a prickly message to someone whose only crime was planning to draw vegetables. Anyway the lack of context, unbridled aggression and overt weirdness caused it to be shared thousands of times. Plus, it spawned a bunch of memes. It became the viral sensation known as "James Barret's Wife"
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Sunday, April 28, 2019
Adults Do Coloring Books And Things Take A Dark-Humored Turn
Well, that escalated QUICKLY!
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12 Sexually Frustrated Tinderers Trying To Find Love In A Loveless Place
The game of Tinder is RIGGED. Or at least it seems like we're seeing a whole lot more Fails than anything else. But then again, Tinder is just the gift that keeps on giving.
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An Employee Regrets Telling Their Boss Too Much Info About Themselves
Pro Tip: DON'T let your boss know you're too good at your job. If they don't already know, they'll find a way to make your life more difficult with potential for no pay increase, OR they'll cut your hours down and you'll watch that money fade away. At least people got helpful in the comments section. Here'sanother pleasant story of a boss being despicably cheap, except in this case it's a revenge tale!
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25 Of The Dumbest Lies People Came Up With That Failed Miserably
We've got quite the pack of storytellers in this bunch. These liars outdid themselves. You've got to wonder if they're so far in the hole on weaving these wild tales that are pure works of fiction, that they just refuse to stop now. Or maybe they even believe parts of their own lies. All we know is these are full stupid.
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Woman Goes Full Vegan Bridezilla In Her Facebook Post So Comments Section Eats Her Up
Just picture the vows for this vegan bridezilla. "I, Karen, a vegan..." No matter how slice and dice this Facebook post, it is brimming with cringe. Does she want to alienate her family ASAP, or what. There were other ways to go about this. I think. That being said, the comments section had their way with her.
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Aggressive BS Review Ends up Being Symptom of Neighboring Diner War
Every time we post one of these it makes us think that there are no legitimate reviews out there. Does anyone every just have a good sandwich anymore? Is it all just angry liars with an axe to grind? Anyway, it sounds like whoever's idea it was to open a diner next to a diner is bound to be a few sandwiches short of, well, a diner.
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Guy Tries To Make An Incest Joke On Live TV
There is NO coming back from that failed joke my dude. You're done. Throw in the towel and carry on your way now.
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9 Times People Dug Deep To Stain Social Media With Baffling Stupidity
This is just the kind of list for you if you've been feeling down on yourself lately. These people are doing anything but crushing the game of life. We wish them the best of luck...
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25 Dumb and Dirty Design Failures for Your Dumb and Dirty Life
What do you do? Retail? Sales? Cardiology? Even if you feel like you're not great at your job, at least there's no hilarious evidence around showing people that you're crap at what you do. Looking at you, graphic designers. Anyway, if you wanna see more design fails, check these out.
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Woman Gets Ironic Revenge on Poet Ex by Publishing More Successful Poetry
Talk about beating someone at their own game. It's almost as if he became her muse with his own crappiness. It's acts of simple and fantastic revenge like these that make our days a little brighter.
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23 Revolted Mouth Breathers That Believed The Onion
These angry mouth breathers got themselves livid over a whole bunch of NOTHING. Yes, they were quick to the draw when it came to calling out those iconically ridiculous, jokingly incendiary headlines that the Onion factory churns out. But they failed to slow down and recognize what was right in front of them-- a joke. And their failure to catch The Onion's jokes is our reward back at Fail Blog. If you want to check out more times people failed to discern The Onion's jokes, check here.
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