I don't wear clothes because our skin already protects us. These are great.
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Friday, April 26, 2019
Engineer Gets Back At Lazy Evil Cable Corporation With Act Of Vengeful Generosity
He went FULL Robin Hood mode on this. Sounds like the neighbors didn't have any complaints. Revenge is a dish best served free to all the neighbors in this glorious revenge story.
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32 Amazingly Unlikely Moments That Went Against All Odds
You're bound to see a few incredibly unlikely moments in your life. Luckily, with the power of the internet, you can see and learn about oodles of crazily unlikely occurrences! So here are some amazing moments that went against the statistics. If this was too uplifting, here are some instances that weren't so lucky.
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20 Unimpressed Employers Share The Worst CV Fails They've Ever Seen
These puzzled employers must've been speechless over the CVs we're considering here. That being said. Can we please hoist a cheers to the champion who dedicated his CV to bullet points about cheese.
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Game Of Thrones Actors Who Sound Absolutely Nothing Like Their Characters
Are you ready to have your minds blown? Game of Thrones fans aren't even ready for this. And if you're still hurting for some more Game of Thrones content? Check out the viral meme sensation that is Daenerys' squinty smile here. Thanks for that one, internet.
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A Vital Facebook Post On How To Safely Leave An Abusive Partner
Hopefully you or anyone else you know never has to use this!
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Guy Busts a Nut in Worst Possible Way
So it seems like the moral of the story is don't swing your bits too hard. What a painful and sad way to lose a ball. I guess that's what the spare is for. Apparently he's got a sense of humor about it, but still, yikes. If you're a glutton for pain, here's more stories of the most physical pain people have experienced.
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Incredible Listing for the Gaudiest House You've Ever Seen
Imgur user Solarstephy got a hot tip on this Ranch style house in Buda, Texas. It looks pretty unassuming from the outside, but step inside and your eyes start to water. Who of all people would be comfortable living here? A baroque cowboy? Some kind of grandma Dracula? Delores Umbridge? If you're intrigued by people trying to sell terrible houses, check out these terrible real estate photos.
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A Hysterical Woman's Story Of Freeing Two Pigeons From Her Living Room
These fearless pigeons turned this woman's world upside down. They basically took up residence and gave zero sh*t's about the implications of such an unexpected stay. The ensuing Twitter story is comedy gold.
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Road Rager Doesn't Know Who To Take His Anger Out On
A prime example of blind rage. Some people just need to get mad at something.
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Rowdy Downstairs Neighbors Won't Turn Down Music, Get Nuked From Orbit
These loud and rowdy neighbors learned a brutal lesson in one sweet and satisfying revenge story. Good on this dude for taking charge!
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A Gynecologist's Viral Twitter Thread On Why Garlic Shouldn't Go In Vaginas
This Gynecologist's wild and informative Twitter thread seeks to explain why garlic should NOT go in vaginas. Yes, apparently that is a thing happening in this world.
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25 Dumb and Inappropriate Design Fails to Stupid Up Your Life
Nothing lifts our spirits quite like accidental filth. It's just one of those things you don't see so often, like a shooting star or a double rainbow. Anyway, here's the spoils of people's incompetence. Check this out for more sinister, stupid and dirty design failures.
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Guy's Private Detective Job Takes A Turn Down Sketchy Avenue
This guy's experience working as a private detective in his 20's is more relatable than you might think; and that is to not ignore the red flag warning signs that could spare you from signing on for a job that's best off being avoided. If your gut is telling you that something isn't right, you best listen to it.
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Christian College's Nudity Censorship Attempt Results In Hilarious Fails
They for real censored the Mona Lisa. THE MONA LISA. We're not sure who championed this censorship cause, but the ensuing "fails" are just our kind of jam.
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15+ Of The Funniest Things Strangers Said That Made People Die Of Laughter
You never know when you'll be out busy wandering through the mess of life, when you hear a stranger say absolute hilarious nonsense. The surprising moment might be enough to make you smile, and kill ya with laughter. Enjoy the following bizarre and entertaining overheards from strangers that people caught wind of.
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Thirsty Girl at Bar Takes Shot of Pure Salt
This is probably a sign that you've had enough. If anyone needed a reminder, be sure that your drink is actually a drink and not a cup of salt. Someone give her a pepper chaser! Guess that's what happens when you tackle the NaCl.
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Thursday, April 25, 2019
18 Hilariously Vicious Slams That Blasted People Out Of Their Socks
No one is safe out there, especially when they say something dumb. So keep your nose as clean as possible or you could be on the receiving end of a pride-killing jab that sends your soul flying out of your body. If you wanna see more slams, check these out.
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21 Men Explain Why They Have Anime Girls As Their Profile Pictures
At least they're being honest. That being said, the reasoning that goes into any dude's choice to have an anime girl as his profile picture online, is surprisingly strategic, or wholesome, or something else entirely.
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Phil Mickelson Hilariously Cutting Off Tiger Woods' First Tee Introduction
Gotta love Phil! Word is that she's still there to this day, reading off all of Tiger Woods' victories.
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19 Obvious Plant Products That Made Us Guffaw with Mirth
Obvious Plant produces tons of parody products like toys, costumes and snacks. So reap the rewards of their fantastical weirdness and tremendous sentence fragments! Here are a few more Obvious Plant products that planted laughter in our lives.
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26 No-Context Images of Strangeness to Give Your Day Some "Thanks, I Hate It"
We're happy that the internet manages to churn out situations that have no good explanation. So let your imagination wander through these funny, strange, and sometimes awful images of pure weird. If you want some more sinister cursed images, then check out some more awful weirdness here.
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Guy Trying To Take ATM Home Is All Of Us Giving Up On Our Bank Statements
Traveler's Experience With Facial Recognition Is Both Unsurprising And Deeply Terrifying
Read those contracts people! The consent is there (hopefully) whether you realize it or not. This traveler's Twitter thread about the state of facial recognition software is both unsurprising and deeply terrifying. What a time to be alive.
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A Woman's Touching Story About Losing Her Engagement Ring Is A Marriage Metaphor
All hope for humanity is not lost after all. Sit back and enjoy this Twitter story about perfect strangers actually banding together to get something good done! This sounds like something straight out of a movie!
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23 Times People Got Hilariously Duped by Their Purchases
If you find some nice boots on amazon for 3 dollars, you should half expect to get a picture of boots mailed to your house. This stuff is either ridiculously small, a completely shoddy version of what was advertised, or just something totally different entirely. For some more amazon shenanigans, here are some fantastically funny and creative reviews.
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Irish Restaurant Owner Absolutely Squashes Fake Bad Review
If you're going to take the time to leave a bad and FAKE review, you'd better be ready to deal with the full fury of the truth. This Irish restaurant owner was ready to give it to a choosing beggar and their fake review, with a brutal onslaught of well-warranted words. If you're in the mood for more of fake reviews getting called out, check out the recent time an Escape Room customer tried to lie and got cornered by the truth here.
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