Tuesday, April 16, 2019

Pathetic Guy Begs For Friend's Car To Cheat On His Girlfriend, Gets Dealt Reality Check


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"It's not true"...Oh, okay thank you for clarifying that my dude. Maybe next time hold off on your begging requests for some time NOT at midnight. 

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Woman Instantly Regrets Accepting A Ride Home From Her Boss


"Can you speak freely?" Time to dip ship ASAP. Sometimes you really are just better off walking on home. Don't cave for the ride home from the boss. Just don't do it...

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Epic Thai Bug Spray Commercial Is Everything We Want from Advertisements


This bad boy has got everything. Terrific overacting, a riveting three-act structure, and a bunch of dudes in big bug costumes. We assume the product itself is probably effective too, but that's not what's important right now.

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Man Wants Girlfriend To Sell Her Strip Club And Things Escalate


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Things escalated quickly after this guy confronted his girlfriend on how her owning a strip club/adult entertainment store made him uncomfortable. Guess things just weren't destined to work out between these two. 

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People Describe The Most Pretentious Weddings They've Attended


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These people were the guests to absolutely painful kinds of pretentious weddings. Weddings seem to possess that uncanny knack for bringing out people's most ridiculous sides; the good, the bad, the ugly, and the obnoxiously pretentious. But, if you care about the people (maybe) you bite your tongue, and still show up to celebrate their big day. Just hope that none of these ring any bells for you! 

Want some more wedding dramas? Check out this list of the biggest red and green flags that wedding photographers ever encountered. Yikes. 

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Reporter Exposes Taxi Scam And Gets Threatened By The Mafia


Quiet intimidation is a terrifying thing. Props to this guy. Not all heroes wear capes! 

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27 Unlucky Moments That Gave People Trouble


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We all just want our days to go smoothly. We're not even asking for them to go great. But sometimes life has other ideas and decides to heap some crap into your trough. Here are some folks who had to deal with misfortune of all stripes. If you wanna see more, check these out.

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36 Game Of Thrones Memes With Hilariously Incorrect Quotes (SPOILERS)


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This is not a spoiler free zone! Proceed at your own risk. Now, on to the fun that is a bunch of Game of Thrones memes with hilariously incorrect quotes. You can find the original Instagram account that's been the source of all this wonderful humor, here!

The internet's been having a field day with the Game of Thrones content since Season 8 premiered on Sunday. Fan theories like what the fate of Daenerys Targaryen could be, have been hatched. Check that one here. And there's been all this wild talk of what those bizarre spirals left by the White Walkers could mean. Check that here

And if you're still in the mood for more Game of Thrones content, check out some of our favorite memes and Twitter reactions from the season premiere, here!

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21 Moments of Trashiness That Creeped from the Garbage Heap


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The world is full of less than savory characters. Thankfully, most people don't run around leaving literal garbage everywhere they go, or steal free food and try to sell it. But there are a few who do, and boy, they sure are some pieces of work. For more trashiness, check these out.

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The History Of Notre Dame's Messy Renovations Past In 10 Tweets


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Our hearts go out to those affected by the fire at the Notre Dame Cathedral. Yesterday our news feeds were a blur of updates regarding the deteriorating status of the Notre Dame Cathedral. Reportsindicate that two policemen and one firefighter were injured. We wish them a speedy recovery! Meanwhile, somewhere, there's a potential contractor wondering what a new identity will cost them. 

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Thrilling Tumblr Story About Crime Scene Ends In Crazy Coincidence


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Buckle up for one WILD and dark ride. Our hearts go out to the people affected by this terrible crime. That being said, this story is all kinds of sketch. I guess you never know where your titty art might end up. 

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25 Dumb and Literal Jokes That Are Technically Correct


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Jokes don't always have to be mind-blowingly convoluted or super thinky. Sometimes the most satisfying jokes are the dumbest, punniest stuff out there. So here are some dumb jokes for your dumb day. And if you want to see more, then check these out.

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Triggered Woman Defends Men Against A Toxic, Geek Culture Hater


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When this woman saw a tweet bashing the geek culture of men who enjoy the simpler pleasures in life like Star Wars and superhero movies, she went to bat. The thread that ensues is a powerful example of standing up for the dudes who very well might be enduring their own suffering in silence. 

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Bilingual Cashier Turns the Tables on Rude Customer


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We're a fan of any story where a rude customer fails to get away with being miserable to a retail employee who's done nothing wrong. We're also fans of surprises and drama where people get super pissed, double-down and make even bigger asses of themselves. For a strikingly similar story where a customer bad-mouthed an employee in a different language before having the tables turned, check this out.

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Uplifting R/ToastMe Posts Are The Wholesome Opposite Of Roasts


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Reddit's R/ToastMe section is the opposite of R/RoastMe. Sometimes we need a break from all the spicy banter and verbal onslaughts. In this case, we have some downhearted people getting their spirits uplifted by kindness. Yay! 

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British Comedian Live Tweets Intense Café Drama Between Two Women


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During a typically casual visit to a café, a British Comedian named Stuart Laws, witnessed the tense café drama to end ALL dramas. This drama has two angry women, some seriously dirty dishes, and all with a book club in the backdrop. Buckle up and brace yourselves...

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Scammer Tries To Steal Password, Gets His Database Deleted Instead


Not all heroes wear capes, some wear baseball caps! 

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Monday, April 15, 2019

Chilling Story About A Father's Gut Instinct Saving His Daughter's Life


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Father of the Year Candidate right here! Dad's gut instinct pulling through in the clutch like no other. This story was both victorious and absolutely terrifying. 

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18 Times Men Failed To Pick Up On Obvious Hints From Interested Women


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These fails could be genuine lack of interest, or the inevitable fallout the moment an overexcited man's mind goes into adrenaline-charged overdrive. In those panicked situations, we're sometimes our worst enemies. Like some part of our brains is adamant on keeping us forever alone as long as possible. Just hope whoever it is that might experience your inability to act on an obvious hint, meets it with patience. If you feel like more dating fails, check out these cringe-tastic worst first date stories, over here.

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20 Interesting And Useless Facts To Fill Your Bored Brain


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Take this bunch of interesting and useless facts to keep your bored brain vaguely entertained on a Monday! You might just learn something, but there's no guarantees that it's actually true...

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20 Terrible Life Hacks To Make Your Life Perfect


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Little did you know all you needed to perfect your life and miserable existence, were these absolutely terrible life hacks. If life's just going to continue flipping you fails, you might as well lean into it, and embrace the show with some terrible life hacks! 

If you need some more life hacks in your life, check out these '90s life hacks, here!

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20 Laughable Doofs Who Didn't Get the Point of Satire


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These folks jumped the gun on whether the article they were reading was a joke or not. We get why they're so angry. Hell, we would be just as mad if we thought these headlines were real. The thing is, they're very obviously not. If you wanna see more people overreacting to more satire they didn't get, then check these out.

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Gordon Ramsay Flustered When Interacting With Ricky Gervais


Ricky Gervais really brings out the mischievous kid in Gordon Ramsay. 

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A Brain Numbing Dump Of 42 Terrible Design Fails


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This collection of terrible design fails will make your brain ache. These people had ONE job to do, and well, many glorious fails occurred. Fortunately their fails were shared online, and now they're here for all our enjoyment. 

Check out more dark and dirty and straight up dumb design fails over here!

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A Game Of Thrones Fan's Quick Heartfelt Story About George R.R. Martin


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A Game of Thrones fan shared a quick and heartfelt story about Game of Thrones author, George R.R. Martin. Buckle up and get ready for a nice little feels trip. 

The internet's been ablaze today with tweets and memes reacting to the Game of Thrones Season 8 premiere. If you're looking to get your fill of those, check out this list of our favorite reactions here! And if you're still hungry for more Game of Thrones content, check out an insane fan theory going around about Daenerys Targaryen's fate here. 

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22 Amusing Tinder Moments for the Young, Dumb, and Full of Clumsiness


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Tinder is a big place full of all different walks of life. Some people are down to flirt and joke around, others are much more serious. Either way it's a recipe for awkward, charming, and stupid moments. For more tinder moments check these out.

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An Insane Game Of Thrones Fan Theory On Daenerys Targaryen's Fate


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Game of Thrones SPOILERS WARNING! Alright, now let's get to it.

A Game of Thrones fan hatched up one insane, but beautiful theory about the ending of the show. The internet's ablaze with competing theories about the implications of all the easter eggs in the Game of Thrones Season 8 premiere, last night. We've got some seriously messed up stuff going on with those eerie spirals, and then some bizarre tension between the dragons and Jon and Dany. Yes, horny dragon memes happened. See here.

And while you're at it, check out a solid list of our favorite memes and tweets in honor of the Game of Thrones Season 8 premiere, right here!

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Cry Through Tiger Woods' Intensely Emotional Masters Victory Celebration


Tiger Woods is the King of Comebacks. The recent Masters Winner stepped up to silence the critics and doubters alike, after his brutal fall from the top amidst his whirlwind of scandals the last few years. But now, look at him: back on top, and showing the rest of the world that you can in fact rise above your darkest days. Some inspiring work from a true legend of the game right here. 

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