Now this is the glorious kind of fail-destruction that we live for. If only they'd have kept recording for longer.
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Saturday, March 2, 2019
Girl Photoshop Trolls Wrong Number Text From Scientologist
When a random scientologist reaches out to you, with a wrong number, it is your duty to take advantage of that with some kind of devious trolling. In this case, the silly photoshop trolling gives way to a rather ridiculous, ALL CAPS, meeting invitation. Definitely surprised over that outcome.
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Disapproving Dad Gets Demolished After Meanly Live-Tweeting His Son's LEGO Tournament
Sometimes the roaster needs to become the roasted. This is the perfect example. The dad in this scenario, met his son's LEGO tournament with an onslaught of dysfunctional. How about next time you show up, and give your son, who's doing his thing your vote of confidence, or remain silent, and keep the show off social media for you to collect self-appreciative retweets like the man child you are, next time? Just a thought.
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15 Egotistical Geniuses Brimming with so Much Knowledge That They Spilled It Everywhere
These egotistical people's minds are apparently dripping with so much sheer knowledge that they can't help but to get it all over the internet. What did we do to deserve to stand in the presence of these intellectual behemoths? Man, they're smart.
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Tagged: wtf , intelligence , jokes , cringe , smart , selfish , ego , IQ , ridiculous , dumb , idiots , knowledge , genius , cringeworthy
Astonished Stepdad Live Tweets The Tense Morning After His Stepson's One Night Stand
When this stepdad heard loud noises coming from his stepson's bedroom some time around 4am, he pieced together that there was a special visitor around. Meanwhile, the kid's mom either actually had no idea, or put on the show that she didn't, that her son was hosting a one-night-stand. From there, the morning after followed. And we get to enjoy a very surprised stepdad Twitter document his running reactions to the unaware mom, and smoothly secretive stepson.
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Moronic Scammer Calls New Zealand Police Department And The Ending Is Gold
This is our favorite kind of accident. You know, the one where an idiotic scammer calls it in to a police department. Time to find a new hobby. Scamming people isn't working out for you, dude.
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20 of the Strangest Things Drive-Thru Employees Have Heard over the Mic
TIL they can still hear you when you're not ordering. Here are some wondrous tales from both sides of the microphone about the inherent weirdness of sitting in your car asking a box for your dinner. Well, people say stupid things when they're hungry. We know full well that drive-thrus can get strange.
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Tagged: embarrassing , cringe , Starbucks , McDonald's , strange , cars , wendys , fries , food , burger king , funny , fast food , hamburger
15 Amusing Times Trucks Brought Raunchy Humor To The Road
It gets lonely out there when you're braving the highway of unpredictable chaos (terrible drivers, icy roads, snowstorms, etc), and a little humor goes a long way. Probably puts some fuel in their motivational tank. These truckers didn't hold back when they decorated their vehicles with raunchy requests, and vulgar descriptions.
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Guy's Absurd Tumblr Story About VR Chat With Club Penguin Avatar Will Make You Chuckle
When this VR Chat player found himself surrounded by Japanese-speaking people that he couldn't understand, he seized the moment, to sport his best Club Penguin skin. From there, the surprising familial moment that occurred between him and another player, can be rightfully chalked up to the legacy Club Penguin left behind. That online world of rowdy, multi-colored penguins was anything but the innocent bubble of wholesomeness it might've appeared as, on the outside. The players themselves were plain, old, dirty, dude. I read combinations of swear words, I never though possible. It was its own kind of icy Wild West, and damn was it glorious. Relive some of those times with our list of the 20 times people helped make the game the dark-humored laugh factory that it is, over here!
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Nervous Couple's Wholesome First Date Will Warm Your Cold Soul
This Twitter user chronicled some young love he stumbled upon in a restaurant on a random Sunday. The couple didn't realize it, but they even had the waitstaff rooting for them. If you've had a date like this, you may get a blast from the past.
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Tumblr Post About Playing D&D Against Death Will Make You Smile In Satisfaction
This oddly satisfying Tumblr post is centered on one badass story, inspired by a writing prompt about Death offering you the chance to play one game for your life. In this case, we follow the character's decision to play D&D against death. Queue the suspense and satisfying drama.
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27 Wild Photos Taken At Exactly The Right Moment
You don't get a lot of opportunities to take photos like these. Whether it's just a rare thing, a type of perspective you never see, or just sheer coincidence, all you can say is "cool." Here are some wonderful photos taken at the exact moment of failure.
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Tagged: images , timing , photos , interesting , Perfect Timing , lol , coincidence , perspective , funny , lucky
Restaurant Consults Tape to Own Lying Customer's Complaints with Inarguable Facts
In times of doubt, check the tapes. The internet is brimming with fake reviews, as well as wonderful responses from the companies themselves. What we haven't seen is someone give such a detailed, minute-by-minute account of the reviewer's visit. This is some very thorough destruction.
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17 Monstrously Entertaining Times People's Panorama Attempts Resulted In Fails
These people did not anticipate that their panorama attempts would end up inspiring utter monstrosities. Yes, these look more befitting of the standard cursed images dump, we'll pollute your guys' news feed with every now and again. If you want more of that, check over here.
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Pirates Of The Carribean Theme But Played On Two Calculators
This kid doesn't even have to worry about Math class, dude. He is SET. Pack up those two calculators and take your show on the road, my man. You've made it.
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13 Spellbinding Times Stop Clickbait Shocked Facebook Users With Transparent Headlines
Stop Clickbait is a Facebook page (see here) that's taken upon itself to champion the cause for eliminating clickbait. They handpick the most obnoxiously misleading, and ambiguous of the headlines to hit the Facebook news feed; to bring people the truth of the content, without them having to click through to figure it out. A noble cause, for sure. And a cause that's resulted in some pretty entertaining posts, that was considered as a whole, show just how out of hand the headline-crafting process can get.
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Friday, March 1, 2019
Emotionally Agonizing Twitter Thread About Vaccination Gone Wrong Still Condemns Anti-Vaxxers
Years after this ex-competitive swimmer enduring the excruciating trials of a vaccine that "in many ways destroyed their life", they've spoken out on Twitter, to argue for vaccines. NOT the twist you'd expect amidst the swarms of anti-vaxxer threads we see storm social media, so regularly. But in this case, we have something refreshingly different. It's powerful and full of pain, and maybe moving enough to encourage anti-vaxxers to assess their stance with a newfound critical gaze.
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Unintentional Super Cringe Ensues When Girl Tries To Be Her Injured Boyfriend's Hero
This clumsy girlfriend's intentions when her boyfriend found himself in pain, were pure. But the purest of intentions don't eliminate the innate clumsiness of someone who just falls often. That being said, the following story brimming with love, and injury, is filled with a strong heartwarming does of unintentional, super cringe. We hope you enjoy!
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23 Frustrated Tweets About Parenting That'll Make You Wonder Why Anyone Has Kids
The frustration is real in these tweets about the trials and tribulations of raising a kid. Parenting tweets have an unfailing ability to make us question why anyone would want a crazy little mini-me.
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Defiant Minnesotans Band Together To Protect Their Lakes With Ridiculous Facebook Events
As it turns out Minnesotans are NOT down with these absolutely credible threats of stealing their lakes. No, they are here to fight those threats of thievery with fiery, ridiculous Facebook events dedicated to deterring anyone foolish enough to try. If anything, what they've come up with is hilarious and impressive. Can we please summon a Paul Bunyan? I'm game.
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Police Respond to Stupidest Road Rage Call They've Seen This Year
At least they didn't stick around and waste more tax-funded man-hours trying to resolve the most idiotic road rage incident we've ever heard of. If you ever find yourself in this situation and are considering calling the cops, please consider calling a therapist instead. Holy crap. If you wanna read about some more idiots interacting with cops, here's this.
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29 Regretful People Share Their Cringe-Tastic Worst First Dates
First dates typically have some awkward moments, but these ones really take the cake and get it all over your clothes. So drink in these awkward moments and be glad for any social grace you already possess. Terrible dates like this happen all the time.
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Tagged: twitter , creepy , cringe , Awkward , dates , ridiculous , love , restaurants , funny tweets , awful , weird , stupid , dating
Outraged Woman Gets Called Out By Her Neighbors For Not Understanding How Services Work
What a dark and cruel world! You mean to tell me that people, helpful people, don't offer their professional services for free just cause they live in your neighborhood?! The humanity! This woman (choosing beggar) was in for a wakeup call when she learned that lesson firsthand, for herself.
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Panicked Guy Interrogates Girlfriend over Stinky Sock Mystery
What starts as a confusing mystery ends as a relationship-changing bombshell. What a rabbit hole. To be honest, we wouldn't know what to do in this situation either. If you wanted to see some relationship red flags people have overlooked, check out this list here.
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Rushed Man Creates Objectively The Worst Pizza In Existence
This is what a hot circle of cheesy garbage looks like. Yes, shove that shit into the oven, the fiery pits of hell from whence it came, my dude. But even then, can you tell me you wouldn't f*ck with a bite after closing down a bar with a night of heavy drinking? Not sure how things would shake out afterwards though.
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Genius Dad Gets Well-Timed Revenge on Six Flags Line Cutters
When you have to wait in line for an hour to get on a ride, a line-cutting can turn into a fistfight. With a little forethought, this dad effectively got someone back for being a jackass, and left them with the ability to do absolutely nothing about it. What a dad move. Hot damn.
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23 Culture Shocked Americans Share The Things They Didn't Realize Were So American
Sometimes you take a journey out into the big mad world, far away from where you call home, and it humbles you. You immerse yourself in the culture of a land that might even look similar on the surface, only to realize that rooting for a team in a place like Australia, is NOT what you intend it to mean. These are their own kind of special fails.
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