Saturday, February 23, 2019

Sleep-Deprived Girl's Impulsive Act On Her Teenage Sister's Birthday Backfires Terribly


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She was but a "drop in the ocean of stupidity." Any older sibling might know a thing or two about letting your impulsive bullsh*t-ridden behavior get in the way of NOT being a sh*tty person. 

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Horrible Dog Trainer Gets Caught Up In His Sickening BS Scam When Beautiful Dog Goes Missing


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Hunter Nelson is the villain in this stomach-turning tale, centered on the disappearance and potential passing of a beautiful dog named, Ollie, who never had a say in the matter. What happened here, and the shadow tactics at play to hide from the truth, is humanity at its very worst. The texts from the "dog trainer" show every sign of one twisted scam. 

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PETA Ignites Twitter War After Putting Billboard Outside Of Jimmy's Famous Seafood Restaurant


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PETA boldly put up one of their billboards outside of Jimmy's Famous Seafood restaurant. They didn't anticipate the restaurant proceeding to call them out, and stand their ground on Twitter. The muddled sh*t storm of interactions is better than anything off their menu. Whoever is running the restaurant's Twitter account deserves a raise! Regardless of what you believe when it comes to PETA, the social media witticisms, fiery banter, is on point for Jimmy's Famous Seafood

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Tumblr Thread About Cutthroat Kitchen Ends In Shocking Dirty Revelations


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Cutthroat Kitchen is not your traditional cooking show: the show pits contestants against one another, where in addition to being a skillful chef, they must continually outwit and at times sabotage one another's efforts. The brutal nature of the show was always there, but now thanks to this enlightening Tumblr thread, we know there was even more at play beneath the surface. You might like Alton Brown even more after reading through this. 

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39 Wildly Accurate Marriage Tweets To Resonate Deeply With Your Soul


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And if you're not married, this could be your motivation to stay forever alone. 

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Discusted Single Mother Melts Down Trying To Purchase Nintendo Switch


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The internet is rife with people trying weirdly aggressive tactics to get sweet deals. They don't usually work, but boy are there a lot of them. There's an especially huge amount of people who are constantly claiming to be buying gifts for their sick children, asking for a ridiculous price like 20 dollars for a playstation 4, then turning around and blowing up on the person they're trying to buy from. Y'know, fun.

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17 Starstruck Fans Who Had Dreamlike Celebrity Encounters


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These fans were able to meet their celebrities, and learn that just cause you're famous, that doesn't mean you can't be a nice person too! Sometimes we get so caught up in idolizing these worldwide celebrities, that we forget, they're just like us in a lot of ways. And hopefully one of those similarities is a kindness to respectful strangers. 

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25 Pics of Outlandish Perspective That'll Make Your Brain Go Bananas


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Day to day, peoples' eyes and brains do a wonderful job of deciphering depth, color, shadow, movement and more to give us a decent impression of reality. But sometimes an image can have some quality that makes your brain go WAAAAAAHHHH? Here are some of those.

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28 New And Absolutely Merciless Roasts From Wendy's On Twitter For National Roast Day


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It's no secret that Wendy's brings down the brutal hammer of ultimate social media sass, on anyone who dares subject themselves to their heat. Today is a special day. It is National Roast Day and the following collection of people teeing themselves up to get sh*t on by Wendy's for the rest of Twitter to enjoy, is better than anything they could put on their menu. 

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Woman's Theatrical Twitter Thread About Going To Funerals Ends In Heart-To-Heart With Author, Neil Gaiman


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I'd imagine this would be the least odd thing to happen at Neil Gaiman's funeral.

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10 Wins, Fails, And Unexpected Insanity To Turn Your Frown Into A Smile


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The world is infused with insane levels of chaos, and sometimes that manifests in show-stopping fails, or jaw-dropping wins, or something that escapes any sort of explanation altogether. We hope these turn a potential frown, upside down, on your Saturday. 

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9 Hilarious Times James Fridman Was A Wicked Agent Of Awesome Photoshop Trolling


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Apparently, people will always be in need of reminders from the King of Photoshop trolling, James Fridman, that he gets that distinction for his work. And damn, does he deserve it. We'll always be in the mood for more of these! 

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Comically Aggressive Bar Owner Blows up on Yelp Reviewer


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We're not really sure who's in the right here. Jeff could just be a Yelp troll, but his complaint doesn't seem to be all that crazy. Vinny seems to be getting a little over-defensive for someone who's telling the truth, but either way it's a fun read. Is "fart guy baby" a popular insult somewhere?

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15 Frustrated People Share Their "F*ck This, I Quit" Moment


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Usually it's an incompetent boss who can't do their job, or a rude manager who doesn't value their employees. Sometimes it's unsafe working conditions. Other times it's outside stress, or just the work itself that's unbearable. These are the final straws people had that made them move on. Turns out, these moments aren't that rare.

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14 Wives Reveal The Craziest Secrets They Keep From Their Husbands


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People out here living in glass houses...

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13 Wild Wedding Interruptions People Witnessed


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It's your special day. What could be nicer than having an ex blow up or a pirate walk in? Some people have a pretty bad problem with holding their peace.

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Woman Makes Incomprehensible Meme, Gets Memed for It


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This is an example of how a small slip of the touch screen can have big consequences in the meme-verse. You know that feeling though, it feels a lot like the continent of South America.

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Friday, February 22, 2019

Horrified Guy's Story About His Bathroom Break With A Scary Guest Ends In Public Humiliation


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This rattled guy's story about the bathroom break from hell itself, is made worse by the ensuing dialogue about his bathroom exploits to the rest of his office. His boss sounds like quite the chatterbox. Seems like he learned two lessons: double check those toilets for giant spiders, and keep your private information to yourself, unless you want the rest of the office to know about it. 

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Conversation With Choosing Beggar Goes From Annoying To Scary Real Quick


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This has to be someone trolling. Please, by the grace of all that is good, let this be someone trolling. 

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Man On Tinder Goes Full Blown Desperate For Girl In Search Of Sugar Daddy


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What a gent we have here. He offered her his last 100 bucks! I mean, that kind of selfless, wholesomely motivated action warrants a response right? Well, therein lies this guy's biggest problem, and that's that he's pestering a woman who went on Tinder to broadcast her search for a sugar daddy. It was a joke from the get go, my dude. Love can be a blinding beast of a thing. Hopefully he's able to move on....

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The Greatest Pizza Delivery Man Ever Loves His Job More Than Anyone Else


SHANNON YOUR PIZZA IS HERE!!! 

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Man Genuinely Believes He's Recording The Biggest Banger In The World


Maybe this legend is just ahead of his time. Or he's learning a quick lesson in how auto-tuning does NOT guarantee your song will be the world's next hit song. 

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13 Of The Most On Brand Things People Did When They Were Children


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This twitter thread gave way to people looking back on those occasionally painful, cringe-packed, silly moments from the days of their youth that were on brand, for the way they find themselves presented to the world, present day. Sometimes we unintentionally act out who we are, before we know it further on down the road. If that means you're an injury-prone clutz, pull up a seat, and join the club. 

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Crushed Employee Opens up to Boss, Gets Email He Meant to Send to Other Employee


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We're always afraid that people are talking about us behind our backs. It's not fun to find out someone doesn't like your personality or thinks you're weird. But when it's your boss, one of the only people in your life that it really makes a difference how much they like you, that's a bit of a nightmare. By the way, the world has no shortage of crazy stories about their bosses.

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Tumblr User Derails Our Idea Of The World's Most Advanced Transportation System


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At what point do we turn things up a notch, and add a couple more horse's asses to the mix. Can honestly say, I did not see this twist coming, in terms of where our modern day advanced spacecrafts originate from. Who'd have known we could look back so far in history, and point out a couple horse asses as being the root cause of it all. 

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23 Insanely Radical Hipsters That Took Cool To Stomach-Turning Heights


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Sometimes, you need to ponder very deep thoughts, barefooted, at a cafe, surrounded by people with soured expressions trying to NOT smell your toe fungus. 

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