Monday, February 18, 2019
10 Victorious Times Justice Was Served In This Wild World
This whole subreddit is basically the world telling humans to quit their bullsh*t on a brutal level. The resulting moments are satisfying on a biological response kind of level. It just feels kind of good to see arguably bad people, getting what they had coming to them.
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14 Shamelessly Silly Amazon Reviews To Deliver You Laughs
If there's one thing we're always ready for around here, it is more of those ridiculous, intentionally picky, occasionally self-aware (or not at all) Amazon reviews. This particular lot gets 5-stars for keeping things particularly bizarre.
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Tumblr Thread Explains Why Moms Shouldn't Fear Doom Video Game For Devil-Worshipping
Moral Guardians really need to do their research before they go bashing treasured video games like, Doom!
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Uncomfortable Jimmy Fallon Gets Called Out For His Phoniness By Steve Martin And Martin Short
Steve Martin and Martin Short came on Jimmy Fallon's showto roast the ever living hell out of him. They call him out for his apparent phoniness, and you can see him work to steer that conversation elsewhere to no avail, which makes for one entertaining authentic or staged (?) little show.
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Guy Wants To Fight After Getting Declined On His Offer For Over $5K Worth Of Reptiles And Equipment
Let us just picture a scenario involving you walking back to your "boys" and telling them it was time to drop hands over a disagreement involving some pricey snakes. Maybe, for some, that's understandable; but generally, on the surface, that shit sounds absolutely ridiculous.
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Woman's Story About Her Nightmare Talent Agent Boss Ends In Coworker's Absolutely Hilarious Fail
Some days it doesn't pay to get out of bed.
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22 Prime Photoshop Trolls From The Man Who Makes It An Art Form
James Fridman is no ordinary man; he is a legend in the art of acts of trolling, and we are always going to be here to appreciate his work.
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Truck Driver Shares Insane Story About Parking Lot Brawl Between A Monkey And Giant Rottweiler
If only they had cameraphones back then. This would've been the kind of spectacle that inspired a movie for the ages. I have to believe this is a story that is indeed inspired by true events.
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KFC Shocks Twitter With Brutal Dark-Humored Tweet To George RR Martin
KFC turned up the heat and took things from 0 to 100, in response to a spicy little tweet from Mr. George RR Martin. You could say the wave of jaw-dropping reactions speaks to just how much none of us saw this particularly dark-humored tweet coming. Hot damn, indeed. We just hope Energizer Bunny's alright. But the lack of a pink-colored furry rug is encouraging!
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Tagged: twitter , colonel sanders , Game of Thrones , cringe , restaurant , kfc , ridiculous , reaction , funny
20 People Share Their Nerve-Frying Second Date Stories
This collection of nervous, hopeful, and cringeworthy second date stories hilariously portrays the strange, and uncomfortable magic that can fall into a SECOND date. If you make/made it that far, you might enjoy reading through some of these. And if you're living that forever alone life, you still might, cause damn, is dating some kind of fail-prone experiment.
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19 Brilliant Brainiacs Who Think America Is 2019 Years Old
These beautiful minds believe that America's birthday was on January 1st, and that the country turned 2019 years old. Let us sit and chew on that outlook for a second, and then let us spit that sh*t back out. Maybe we're all doomed after all. If you want to see more mouth breathers doing their thing, check out this list of All-American mouth breathers deserving of the Darwin Award.
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21 Albany Lacrosse Bros Took Full Advantage Of Picture Day With Gnarly Haircuts
The Albany Lacrosse team put out this year for their team pics. It appears they took matters extremely seriously, in the fine polished crafting of their haircuts. Color me impressed, my dudes.
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Sunday, February 17, 2019
Newly Broke Employee Lives To Regret Not Filling Out A $2K Questionnaire
You can feel the pain of their regret in this TIFU work-related fail tale. Turns out those vaguely irritating emails from the company about crazy things like "open enrollment", can come at a great cost to you, if you ignore them.
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17 Of The Pettiest Things Employees Have Said Or Done To Customers
Sometimes testy customers push employees past their breaking limits, and petty acts occur. As long as the employees are at peace with these modern times and the fiery (delusional) Yelp reviews that can come of their actions; well, then f**k it.
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Woman's Twitter Thread Points Out The Hilarious Struggles Of A Muggle At Hogwarts
It is HARD out here for a Muggle.
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Horribly Cheap Client Gets Called Out For Asking Artist To Make Free Painting
They found a real one out in the wild!
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How To Channel Your Fiery Road Rage Into Cold Calculated Road Revenge
Guy's Valentine's Date Fail Ends In Enraged Girlfriend Hanging With Cat Instead
When this money-conscious boyfriend on a budget realized he was about to be a potential $300 in the hole, over a nice Valentine's Day dinner date with his girlfriend, he called a hot audible. Unfortunately, further reflection, gave way to him realizing he could in fact afford the expenditure, but the damage was already done. And the emotional fallout manifested in one bitter girlfriend choosing to spend her night with the cat and some crime entertainment, instead. Lesson learned, my dude.
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14 Miserably Hilarious Times People Couldn't Spell To Save Their Lifes
The struggle is more real for some than others.
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Guy's Spicy Tumblr Rant About His Failed Burrito Is Absolutely Ruthless
The angry burrito enthusiast pulled ZERO punches in the crafting of this post.
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13 Shallow Confessions From People Who Have NO Shame
The superficial tendencies are strong in these shallow devils.
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17 Cringeworthy Egotistical Titans of Knowledge Who Think They're All That
Oh man, you don't want to get into a smart-off with these Leviathans of intellect. Lord knows their enormous brains, crackling with knowledge, would have you slumping at their feet. Seriously, who thinks they're this smart? And further, who thinks it's an attractive quality to go around repeating it?
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All The Joes Flood Cher With Love On Twitter To Say What's Up
Cher kickstarted a Joe-themed revolution on Twitter, when she shared a "mystery" tweet, saying, "joe." Was she dropping a hint, title to an upcoming project? Was she looking for a long lost flame, by the name of Joe? Who's to say. What we do know, is that Joe, in all of Joe's forms, was ready to tweet out some responses.
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25 Objects That Look Like Tasty Food but Are Totally Not
Is that garlic bread or a sponge? Is that a potato or a rock? These questions and many more will soon be answered. For more photos of delicious looking candles and car parts, check out r/forbiddensnacks. Now someone find me a hot bucket of that lady's delicious looking coat.
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18 Riveting Close Calls Where People Escaped Death by Seconds
You risk your life every time you step out the door. Or even stay at home. Even when you're sleeping. Anyway, these folks are some of the luckiest people out there. You never know how life will roll the dice, but it looks a lot like these people got a second chance that many aren't afforded. If you're in the mood, here are some more nerve-wracking stories of survival.
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