Thursday, February 7, 2019

Finally, Joe Rogan Is Quitting His Well-Known Runescape Obsession


This video has the comedian and podcaster explaining why he's finally quitting the classic online roleplaying game Runescape. It's strange that he's hardly mentioned his addiction to the MMORPG in his comedy and interviews. Either way, we're pretty impressed with the guy for having been so into the game for all these years.

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Twitter Users Bond Over Strange Words That Always Look Wrong Even When They're Spelled Correctly


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The wildly confusing moment when you confirm that you did in fact spell that alien-like, looking word correctly, is a "problem" or occurrence that touches many. Twitter users hopped on a thread about the confusing moment, to bond over the certain words that confuse them to their core; even if they are spelling them correctly!

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Jose Canseco Hits A Home Run On Twitter And Shares How You Can Live 30 Years Longer


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Jose Canseco's out on Twitter looking like a curveball-throwing pitcher these days, man. I don't know what's going on in his dugout, but the retired MLB baseball player looks like swapped his gatorade, for something of a more disorienting, chemically-infused persuasion. But hey. That's just what it looks like. Maybe Canseco's having a hell of a fun time messing around with fans and followers, by tweeting out the most unexpected kind of sh*t possible. Just cause he can. Now, read up on how you can live 30 years long, according to, Jose Canseco. 

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Woman's Attempt At Breakfast Gets Roasted Beyond Recognition


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Dammit Carol, that bacon is more pink and raw than a chapped ass, those eggs look like they've been fried on a sidewalk and the beans are sadder than a racehorse with a broken leg.

If is wasn't obvious by now, make sure your creation is worth reviewing when you submit it for public ridicule.

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Angry Parent's Facebook Post About Their Daughter Getting Measles Calls Out Anti-Vaxxers


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This rageful parent's emotional post about their daughter getting measles is as relevant a reminder to anti-vaxxers today, as it was, when it was posted back in 2015. The news is riddled with accounts of a measles outbreak, and the anti-vaxxers are being called out with renewed passion for their part in the upsurge of cases. Maybe this post will make a splash in the social media space, and inspire further discussion about the impacts of vaccination, or NOT vaccinating your children. 

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Man Takes Awesome Revenge On Abrasive Freeloader Trying To Purchase His Leaf Blower


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In this wonderfully irrational display of a choosing beggar ultimately coming to terms with the fact that people don't enjoy getting bossed around, amidst negotiation. Bring a spicy, unreasonable, and arguably emotionally abusive stance into a talk about buying something; good luck, my dude. Sounds like the jerk in this scenario, ultimately gets what's coming to him, and that is nothing. 

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Inflated Fitness Bro Responds After Getting Called Out For Lifting Fake Weights


You can just see the strong pleading tone of desperation in this meathead's eyes, when he's confronted by another fitness personality, who wants the TRUTH. The dude, dips and weaves around getting at what exactly he's lifting; and instead pivots, to place his emphasis on looking like you lift a lot, is most important. Okay. And how're we achieving that jacked up appearance? All natural? 

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Funny Commenters Go Way Too Hard in Marathon Post About Where Drugs Went


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It all started with a meme posted to Imgur, wherein the commenters started a "99 bottles of beer on the wall" style run. And you better believe that a dedicated few commenters took it all the way down. The whole thing was documented by users Bearjamin and  therealamh. It was a good idea but it really did just keep going. We don't expect you to make it to the end.

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19 Stupid Jokes and Moments That Are Still Technically Correct


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Never underestimate the value of really dumb jokes. Sometimes the dumbest jokes are the most clever. Okay, maybe not the MOST clever, but they're still fun. Don't think about them too hard. This cluster of puns and stupid crap are jokes that are fit for a dad. Here are some more jokes that are stupid but right.

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Ryan Reynolds And Hugh Jackman's Hilarious Bromance Is A Gift To The Internet


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Hugh Jackman recently reignited his fake online feud with, Ryan Reynolds. Thank goodness. Their regular bouts of banter, and sharp witticisms, and visible admiration for one another, make this one bromance the internet will always need around. We can't wait to see what they drum up next, but in the meanwhile, don't forget to check out Hugh Jackman going full savage mode on Ryan Reynolds, Aviation Gin company, in a brutal marketing fail. 

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27 Wild Instances of Severely WTF Trashy Behavior


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Most of us are just trying to get through the day without inconveniencing other people. But when individuals do things so offensively selfish, gross or inconsiderate that they make other people's lives hard, that is some seriously trash-tastic behavior. Here's some classic trashiness fit for a dumpster.

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13 Hot Fyre Memes That Are Luxuriously Salty And Entertaining


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With the Fyre Festival awareness movement running at full speed on social media, and other places like Netflix, the memes honoring the iconically terrible, lit festival that never was...have never been spicier. If you know anything about the festival, you are likely to enjoy the hell out of these. 

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17 Historical Figures That Would Be Obnoxious Instagram Influencers


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An AskReddit thread entertained the idea of bringing historical figures into present day, to see how they'd fare in the wild world of social media. The results are a fun Pandora's Box of what-ifs, that ultimately seem to make some sense, based off what we know. The real question, is whether any of these historical figures, would spend their time using social media in the first place. 

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Wednesday, February 6, 2019

Wise Mr. Rogers Explains How A Profit-Driven Society Can Distort A Child's Sense Of Worth


In the 1967 film "Creative Person, Fred Rogers:", Fred Rogers talks about how he believes adults can impact a child's sense of worth, and ability to be themselves, amidst having it defined, before they can as individuals. This one might strike some chords! 

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Man Makes Surprisingly Convincing Chainsaw Noises While Cutting Cheese


Experience the unexpected awesome in this video, of a man, cutting cheese, while "making chainsaw noises. The results are surprising, and totally awesome. At the very least, you can even enjoy a bit of cheese yourself, with the roar of a chainsaw, on the side. 

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10 Brutally Righteous Moments Of Instant Car-ma


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These moments of instant CAR-ma are brought to you by drivers who let their emotionally-charged impulses take the wheel. Things like those crazy yellow and white solid or dotted lines are there for an even crazier thing, like providing a little structure to the chaos of the road. When you choose to cross the line (literally) and jeopardize another driver's safety, the universe has an uncanny knack for intervening with flashing red and blue lights. 

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Troll Farting Glitter At Universal Orlando Resort Will Make You Laugh Like A Kid Again


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I don't know what's more unsettling or comically absurd in this video: The attention that the team at Universal Orlando Resort must've put into sculpting that troll-ass, or the fact that the troll parades around, and farts glitter on people. It's ridiculous and unlike anything we're used to seeing, and that's why it belongs on Fail Blog, for now. Hope you enjoy! 

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Man Finds And Develops 31 Rolls Of Never-Before-Seen Photos From WWII


The story goes like this: over 70 years ago a World War II soldier filled 31 rolls of film with pictures, and in 2014, The Rescued Film Project, recovered all 31 of those rolls. What follows, is a video showing what went into the development of these photos, and then as an audience, we even get to see some of them! Pretty neat. 

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17 Infuriated Individuals Share the Rudest Thing a Houseguest Has Ever Done


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Unfortunately, people walking around like they own the place is the least of these peoples' worries. It's the people who walk around their homes like it's a bus station that they really had to worry about. Anyway, be wary of fiends of friends and distant cousins. You may find a pile of hair in your couch. If you wanna get mad on behalf of more homeowners, then here are some more terrible guests.

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Pop Tarts Gets Called Out On Twitter After Unintentionally Raunchy Blunder


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You're not doing it "right", Pop Tarts. Or, if you are, you're doing it in a massively unexpected fashion. And that would be, where you're talking about stuffing your Pop Tarts. As it turns out, the UK has a certain definition for "fanny," and Brits were quick to the punch on calling out the raunchy blunder. 

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Depressed Sunny Delight Gets Swarmed By Warm Love From Competitor Brands On Twitter


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Sunny Delight hit the Twitterverse with a rather somber Tweet. It would seem they found themselves in a dark place, temporarily robbed of the sunshine, warm light, and love of life. Fortunately, competitor brands, seized the moment to put aside differences, and step up to put on a show of positive support for Sunny Delight, to pick their heads up. So well, here we are, finding ourselves with a faith in humanity temporarily restored.

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Hugh Jackman Hilariously Reignites Fake Fiery Online Feud With Ryan Reynolds


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Sit back and watch Hugh Jackman kickstart his online "fake" feud with Ryan Reynolds, with stunning ease. Watch as an initially heartwarming, bubbly video brimming with good feels gives way to a suited and tailored Hugh Jackman, going full pour-one-out-like-a-savage mode. Just cold and brutal, and entirely hilarious. All kidding aside, we're excited to see what these two drum up for their next collaborative marketing campaign. 

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35 Exhausted Parents Share the Dumbest Reasons Their Kids Had Meltdowns


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Listen we get that kids are little bundles of innocence or whatever but they're also screaming, leaking piles of problems made entirely out of your own broken dreams. Here are 35 parents whose kids gave them grief for no good reason. On a similar note, sadly, these types of tantrums aren't just relegated to kids. Adults can have them too.

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15 Times Sassy Horndogs and Wonderful Weirdos Lit up Tinder


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The Tinderverse can be brutal and filthy, but the constant flirtation isn't without a sense of humor. Here are some of the more ridiculous interactions people have had while trying to find their soulmate for the day. And if these don't satisfy your thunderous lust for Tinder wackiness, there's more where that came from.

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27 Wildly Unfortunate Moments That Gave People a Real Bad Time


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It's hard enough getting through a normal day! The universe took it upon it's crappy self to lump even more problems onto these unlucky people. At least we get to see how bad these folks ad it and "oooh" and "aaah" at their misfortune. If you're a sicko like us who'd like to see more people having a bad time then check these out.

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10 Spicy Twitter Users, Troll Millennial Stereotypes With Hilarious, Hypothetical Commandments


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Twitter users are sharing their hot and funny takes on what a modern day millennial commandment might look like. In the crafting of these hypothetical commandments, they've managed to capture a lot of the more comical traits that fall together, to define parts of the millennial generation. 

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Tuesday, February 5, 2019

Pop Punk Bands Of The 2000s Hilariously Described With John Mulaney Quotes


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American stand-up comedian, John Mulaney, and some of his quotes go terribly well with band names. Whether it's Blink-182 or My Chemical romance, this list includes some of the most loved and loathed and trolled, bands of the 2000s; and as it turns out, they pair wonderfully well with some John Mulaney funnies. 

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Upset Jolly Rancher Customer Encounters Sweet Enough Customer Service To Give You A Toothache


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Sweet, could be a stretch here, but the point is that this customer service rep. stepped up in a helpful way, when they encountered a dissatisfied customer, who didn't get that good 'ol watermelon rancher they were looking for. And helpfulness is a whole different kind of sweet. Good on them. 

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