Sunday, January 27, 2019

Guy's Twitter Thread Hilariously Explains American Wedding Traditions Like You're Experiencing Them For The First Time


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From widely hailed traditions like the ring exchange to the madly anticipated cutting of the cake, and the overriding silent awkwardness; someone always needs an explanation for the array of bizarre American wedding traditions. 

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25 Hilarious Translations That Will Butter Your Become Not


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These translations will wax fish the if you can whether a misspelling is in the photo. Clothes are the subject to which donut.

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14 Tweets About Parenting To Remind You Kids Are Actually Little Devils Of Chaos


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Playing the part of an adult is already an exhaustive act. Kids are guaranteed to make it a whole hell of a lot harder. These parents share their feelings on the matter...

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12 Hilarious Robbery Fails That Will Give You Buckets Of Laughter


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Sometimes robbers are so blinded by their greed-riddled desire to get the cash out the register that they forget to account for the person working there, to fight back! In these cases, nothing went to plan, and chaos erupted, or instant karma came around to collect. 

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18 Wild Things Women Have Been Crazily Told About Pregnancy


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Pregnancy is a crazy time in one's life. And the rest of the world can come at you to offer all kinds of unfounded, emotionally-charged, nonsensical BS that they seemingly pulled out of thing air, to offer you as truth. 

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Tumblr Goes into Gory Details of Why You Shouldn't Change a Customer's Order


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Turns out sometimes people have legitimate and varied reasons for dumb and specific food requests. Eh, there's other ways to get back at people without poisoning them.

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29 Sumptuous Mullets That Are Pure Magic


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Hopefully all these mullets being in the same place doesn't interrupt the time space continuum. You don't necessarily, absolutely need these, but you also do. 

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Mom Buys Energetic Toddler New Spider Toy And Lives To Regret It


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I think this story's just going to make people want to buy them more! Pretty damn creepy, but absolutely hilarious. 

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13 People Share the Secret They Keep to Protect Their Significant Other's Feelings


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Lying is a very common aspect of human relationships, but too big of a lie can really become a burden. Here's to hoping that your SO's web of lies is all for something as small as making banana bread or using the wrong towel. Some of these people have some serious secrets that could have big impacts if they got out.

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14 Shameless Homewreckers Share Stories That'll Make Your Blood Boil


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These homewreckers running their mouths about just how much they "DGAF" is enough to make anyone with an intact moral compass, shake their head in angered disapproval. But maybe we're just dealing with a bunch of people and cheaters too temporarily far gone down the dark rabbit's hole, of doing whatever the hell they want, at whatever cost necessary, to anyone outside themselves. 

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14 Times Scottish People Were Hilariously Confusing On Social Media


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Never change you beautiful Scottish bastards. We don't necessarily understand what you're saying, but it's definitely entertaining trying to. 

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21 Hilariously Dumb and Obvious Jokes That Aren't Technically Wrong


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Sure, smart jokes are supposed to make you think, and have substance, or some kind of point. However, some of the most clever jokes are the most idiotic and straight forward. Here are some puns, memes and moments that a dad would be proud to deliver.

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Saturday, January 26, 2019

Man's Victorious Petty Revenge On Obnoxious Partying Neighbors Will Make Your Blood Boil


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The karma gods smiled down upon this sleep-deprived soul to reward him the moment of justice he damn well deserved. He tried to reason with them...

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19 Times Someone's Day Took a Massive Turn for the Worse


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Things are going well and then all of a sudden your foot falls through the floor, you spill your spaghetti into your shoes and your birth certificate flies into a wood chipper.

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Guy Almost Gets Fired After Making Girl He Likes At Work Laugh Dangerously Hard


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The manager made some serious assumptions on this one...

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18 Obvious Hints From Women That Men Have Failed To Pick Up On


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These embittered men and occasionally frustrated women are suffering the fallout of miscommunication; and in that, is one person's desire, and the other's failure to sift through the noise and movement to get at the meaning of what they're saying. Maybe, if you like someone, just tell 'em. That's all that lies within your control. The rest is a confused and sour cycle of hoping he/she will pick up on what you're putting out. 

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18 Humorous Tweets About Kids Being Adorable Yet Stress-Inducing Cretins


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Kids are little creators of absolute chaos. They walk around and effortlessly stir up a ruckus with unfiltered thoughts, impulsive actions, and generally loud noises. These humorous tweets might appear adorable on the surface level, but there are others in the bunch, to remind you of all the other kind of craziness that kids can bring to rock the peace of your world. 

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15 People Share The Craziest Ways They Took Revenge On Their Exes


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These people channeled all that rage and heartbreak into absolutely brutal revenge. 

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28 Disgruntled People Share The Sh*ttiest Gifts They've Ever Received


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These people need to seriously rework their gift-giving approach. You have to try hard to be THIS BAD at gifts. 

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10 Loathsome Packrats Who Refuse To Negotiate Sanely Over Prices


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You can't put a price on this level of delusion. 

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Guy Resigns From Working At Bank And Pulls Heroic Stunt On His Last Day


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Not all heroes wear capes. Some of them work at banks and show up on their last day, outfitted in a Spiderman costume. What we have here is a prime example of this emboldened dude dressing for the job he wants, and not the one he had. If you're ever in need of an idea for how you want to make a splash in the (hopefully) air-conditioned nightmare you called your office, take a page from this guy's book. 

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Confused Guy Almost Gets Chainsawed After Being Accused Of Stealing His Ex-Girlfriend's Psycho Little Brother's Highlighter


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The boyfriend in this scenario either has a rampant imagination prone to fits of psycho, chainsaw-wielding younger brother's chasing after imagined thievery; OR he really did find himself, knee-deep in a pit of absolutely wild madness. Whatever the truth might be, this story is one entertaining rollercoaster ride. I guess he really dodged a bullet, above all else. And he sounds like he was ANYTHING but a rude guest. Here's what those look like. 

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Devilishly Clever Man Beats Scammer At His Own Frustrating Game


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Poor 'ol Larry just wanted to shell out a sweet $25K...

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Heartbreaking Roald Dahl Letter Urges People to Vaccinate Against Measles


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In 1986, the legendary author wrote this letter about the passing of his daughter 24 years earlier. This message still resonates today as a reminder of the dangers of not taking steps against the preventable disease. It's a bit of a shame that this message from almost 40 years ago is still relevant, but here we are.

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Friday, January 25, 2019

14 Ridiculous Cheapskates Who Don't Deserve Your Dollar


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Giving your friends wedding gifts and selling your used cars shouldn't be this hard. You can thank the cheapskates, liars and morons of the world for that hurdle.

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