Wednesday, January 16, 2019

26 Honest Attempts That Resulted in Laughable Failure


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The successes of the world are propped up on a hulking heap of failure. So grab your failure shovels and get at that heap.

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Ants Pouring Out Of A Hollow Tree Like Water


The ants make their mesmerizing appearance at 17:50, in case you want to skip ahead, and see the magical moment right away. 

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Baby Breaks Out Into Laughter After Hearing For The First Time With The Help Of A Hearing Aid


Scarlet Benjamin, contracted a serious bacterial infection in the NICU after being born three months premature. Fast forward 11 months to present day, and she is hearing for the first time in her precious little life, thanks to an effective hearing aid. The beautiful moment was caught on camera, and goes to show, how those hearing aids really do make a WORLD of a difference. 

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Woman Makes Incomprehensible Meme, Gets Memed for It


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This is an example of how a small slip of the touch screen can have big consequences in the meme-verse. You know that feeling though, it feels a lot like the continent of South America.

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Twitter Thread Will Make You See Why Facebook's 10 Year Challenge Meme Isn't Harmless


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Author, Kate O'Neill used her platform on Twitter to encourage people participating in online activities like the recent, trending profile picture aging meme on Facebook, to slow down and think about it critically. O'Neill asks people to consider how willingly posting that information online for Facebook's seemingly sentient algorithm to digest, can have a ripple effect on society as a whole; how that information can be fed into worldwide databases, sold off to advertising agencies, and used to exploit the very people that upload it, without considering the impacts, in the process. She doesn't aim to inspire panic in this Twitter thread, but instead, she wants us to think critically when considering the fast-changing landscape of the world around us. Some solid advice! 

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Woman Uses Photoshop to Achieve Strongest Tinder Game Imaginable


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Bro, do you even swipe? Whatever you're doing with your tinder, you're doing it wrong. This profile might make your heart skip a beat, but it better not skip leg day. We applaud a sense of humor like this on a dating app. Looks like she can pick up just about anyone or anything.

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9 Times Wrong Numbers Dialed into Hilarity


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Most wrong numbers end in a very awkward "sorry" or a "you're not my son!" But sometimes, the stars line up just right and some stranger magic happens. Good thing these people didn't pay attention to their dialing, because without their mistake we wouldn't have these wonderful gems right here.

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16 Of The Best Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes, Moments People Have Seen


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These people charged headlong into moments of self-created danger with fearless stupidity. They were living in a world of their own lofty, sugar-coated delusions when they convinced themselves that sh*t wouldn't hit the fan. 

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Smooth Tinder Match Choose-Your-Own-Adventures His Way to Victory


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You thought Tinder was about having a clever pick-up line or being rich, handsome or tall? Okay, those might help but also all you need is a good imagination and the ability to write a quick story about a duck. Hopefully this doesn't end in unsolicited duck pics.

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22 People Share The Most Creative Cheating Strategies They've Ever Seen


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Some of these innovative ways to cheat are so complex and time consuming that it might actually be easier to just study. We do not endorse the idea of cheating on exams, but above all else,  if we can stress one thing to not do, that'd be getting caught.

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19 Times Poor Spellers Kicked English in the Crotch


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You wouldn't believe how long people go without knowing how their favorite figures of speech are actually spelled. Sure, some words are definitely hard to spell, but in the age where you can just google it, things go from zero to idiot in no time.

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Guy Gets Taken For The Reality-Tripping Ride Of His Life In Random Group Text


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If you're going to navigate the ins and outs of a group text from a wrong number, THIS is the way to do it. 

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Interns Confess Their Juiciest, Rule-Breaking Secrets


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These interns were definitely playing in a realm outside what was advertised as the internship-job description. But maybe that's the "vulnerability", of being an intern, at shady or seemingly upright places....you're potentially not even a part of the company. 

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Tuesday, January 15, 2019

Bilingual Retail Worker Delivers Righteous Revenge To Rude Customer


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You never know who speaks your language. So be polite, or you could end up being the bad guy in a Seinfeld-esque shenanigans.

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Guy Asks College Girls If They Can Be Just Friends With Guys


Independent Filmmakers Jesse Budd and Patrick Romero sought to answer the age old question, by asking various women on a college campus. 

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Guy Surprises His Friend With Ultimate Secret Santa Gift Of The Documentary He Never Saw Coming


This guy went overboard for his friend's secret Santa gift in the best way possible. 

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9 Bits Of Childhood Wisdom We Can All (Try) To Live By


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Sometimes kids cut through the wordy BS to say the easily digestible things we need to hear, when we least expect it. These kids would seem to be wise beyond their years. Especially that one kid, with the point about how vegetables can make us feel. SAD. 

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10 Times Tinder Proved Itself To Be A Magnet For Immaturity And Bold Pickup Lines


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The population of Tinderers never fails to keep things comfortably on the side of immaturity, spicy witty banter, bold (and/or clueless) pickup lines, and shamelessness. These are all A+ examples. If you need more of what the wild word of Tinder has to offer, look over here. 

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Choosing Beggar Lowballs Guy And Ridiculous Trolling Ensues


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The best way to deal with those lowballing choosy beggars is to waste their time as much as you can, before they realize what's going on. That, that right there is priceless. So. Behold, all that in action.

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23 Of The Most Outlandishly Unsafe Things People Have Done In The Gym


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Us humans have a knack for willingly throwing ourselves into terribly dangerous situations with heavy weights. To say that these gym rats were tempting fate would almost be a vast understatement. 

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22 Times People Had Their Day Derailed by Misfortune


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We've got piles of garbage! We've got ruined couches! We've got spurned lovers and misfortune of all stripes! There's a lot of ways to turn someone's day into crap, and these are just a small few.

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13 Employees Share Their Most Coveted Work Perks On Twitter


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Jobs don't have to be all bad. Sometimes they keep us just happy enough to willingly lock ourselves into the confines of (potentially soul-sucking) routine with incentives like money, free coffee, and even letting you wear what you want on CASUAL FRIDAY. 

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Guy Recounts Heartbreaking Saga of Writing "Titanic 2" for His Crush


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Cracked writer Daniel Dockery went to twitter to share the time he tried getting a girl's attention by writing a sequel to her favorite movie. The effort was there, but so were time travel and Star Wars references. Things went about as well as the first Titanic.

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Woman's Next Door Neighbor Goes Full Sad Cringe Mode In Facebook Messages


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Maybe this guy should consider why his wife's daring him to talk to other women. That could be a great starting place. Outside that I think he's set with those adept martial arts skillz! 

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Woman's Riotous Twitter Thread About Lawyer Dueling Anonymous Letter Writer Is Lethal Level Flirting


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Before there was Netflix and Chill, there was Fencing or Frenching. This young woman's ludicrous tale is one hell of a medieval-esque emotional rollercoaster. Apparently you can find the original script that inspired the eventual Twitter thread, over here.

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20 Annoying Movie Tropes That Infuriate People to No End


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Filmmakers use a lot of unrealistic shortcuts to get their point across as quickly as possible. Some of these shortcuts are so ridiculous and overdone that they end up ruining a viewer's suspension of disbelief. Here are some that seem to be in absolutely everything.

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Monday, January 14, 2019

23 Shamelessly Ridiculous Gym Fails To Motivate You To Be A Couch Potato


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Just in case you needed some reminders that the gym life ain't all it's cracked out to be. These people look like they're having the best time, right?

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