This is just the kind of panic-inspiring little tale that pulls on all the wonderful, cold 'n sweaty anxiety levers. This guy lived down one hell of a nightmare. The jury's still out on whether this'll be the newest addition to the Quit Your BS club.
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This kind of heartwarming sh*t from KFC gives me hope, hope that fast food restaurants have the ability to change the world...or at the very least make some epic art along the way.
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The only person you're hurting when you don't ask ALL the questions during the inspection of your hopeful house, is yourself! That would seem to be the overriding theme here with these homeowners who gained their wisdom through experience, and isn't that very experience just another name for our mistakes. So, let's learn from them with these homeowning life hacks, if we ever scrap together enough money to buy homes of our own.
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The Museum of English Rural Life is weirdly prolific on twitter, for a museum. A while ago they had an unexpected mouse guest, and things went about as stupidly as anyone could guess.
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Goes to show the best thing to do is keep your head amidst the chaos of a panicked moment. Thankfully, this guy was okay, and didn't end up suffering the full fury of neglecting his food allergy after a late night out.
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You've gotta love office humor. In this case however, office humor meets its match in fiery waves of passive aggressiveness. What is so hard about having it out, and saying what you need to say, without hiding behind a sticky note to get the job done? Who knows. Conflict is tough.
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It sounds like this young woman is better off without this guy. Your crazy rage is why you up and sprinted away, leaving behind, your partner? Okay, man. Best of luck repeating that to yourself endlessly, as you stare at the face of a man-child in the mirror, who's all talk and no actions when the water gets hot, and life throws chaos your way to wrestle with.
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Holly was in dire need of the wakeup call. As for Kilroy's, it sounds like a wonderful place! Sometimes entitled, cruel customers need to be properly shut down. Especially when they go so far as to leave the kind of BS-ridden review that she did.
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You never know what to expect when someone jumps right out the gate with this kind of "blushes as I climb onto your lap" business. And this guy is PERSISTENT to a creepy fault. Has this strategy ever won over a stranger? Seriously, has this ever worked?
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The fact that there's a community on Reddit dedicated to sharing the living art that is people either giving zero f**ks or being totally oblivious, selling mirrors, fills my icy little heart with joy.
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Ever wished you had a job where you could get to just sit there and play video games all day? Well you can, especially if your position is almost completely unnecessary! While that kind of thing has a tendency to get a little boring, people's reviews of those kinds of jobs are...mixed.
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Just absolutely heartless!
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This one took the infamously speedy, LockPicking Lawyer, 4 minutes, so it must be a pretty decent lock!
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Nothing will ever be the same. This is the conspiracy theory to end all conspiracy theories! Things are going strong in this video until that riff about the government paying people to be your families. If you need more conspiracy theories to obsess on, check out this AskReddit threadabout the craziest tin-foil wrapped conspiracy theories we could find.
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Writer, Nicole Cliffe, got real with people on Twitter and started something of a running confessional with fellow self-concerned liars who tried to get along in life, by stringing trusting people along with their web of lies. It's refreshing to see people using social media as a platform to confess on the BS, instead of being called out in a quityourbs kind of forum. And oh, we have plenty of those.
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Whether it's to complain about a restaurant, falsify a new story, or just to get likes, people are out there lying like it's their job. Thankfully, there's also people on the internet who feel compelled to call those people out and prove them wrong. Sweet, sweet Justice.
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Ol' Musky is back at it again with news of a flying car (or aptly named, Roadster), being a thing by 2022. Elon Musk shocking Twitter with his status quo-shattering capacity for bringing the world the cool sh*t we thought was reserved for the movies, is nothing new. In this case, we need only ask ourselves, what will he do next to leave us speechless?
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What started as an innocent cat adoption gave way to dad's crazed (ex) girlfriend throwing out accusations of satanic rituals. Can't say we saw this one coming, but alas, there's a good old-fashioned TIFU for you. People always leave us surprised.
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We are masters at deceiving ourselves, and the weirdest part is we can so stubbornly overcommit to believing the lies we set out to tell that we actually start believing them.
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This is the type of real nightmare that keeps people up at night. With all the twists and turns, and awful misunderstandings and manipulation. Oh man, it just makes you want to scream at your screen.
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The internet is brimming with random encounters with these knuckleheads. First you're chillin' in the youtube comments section and everyone is being cool, then someone brings up thermodynamics for no reason. These guys took their egos to new heights. Just a bunch of brain geniuses, all of em.
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Just goes to show that people will react to a ridiculous headline before reading the source. One of these even came from a site called "Not Really News." It's almost as if there is nothing The Onion can put out that SOMEONE won't think is real.
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This young woman was paralyzed by despair when her dad passed away. She couldn't find it in herself to unpack her things, and settle into what she'd planned on as her new home. That's when her friends intervened before she had to do something like ask for help. They took it on themselves to help push her forwards, and the loving act that ensued is captured in this Twitter thread that will take you to the Feels Factory.
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People can hatch up some crazy ways to spend their boatloads of money, when they get bored enough. These high class hospitality workers have seen it ALL.
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A quick lesson on how it is NEVER right to blame your customers for PR blunders.
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