Cutting a sandwich in half is as good as breaking it!
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Cutting a sandwich in half is as good as breaking it!
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Wrong numbers, BEST responses!
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It is HARD out here for a Muggle.
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Maybe that was a livid chef you heard screaming at your order from the kitchen.
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Have some more cringe ya filthy animals!
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You never know what kind of family secret you might uncover when searching through old computers. Truly, proceed at your own risk.
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If you're aggressively proposing that you're a nice and normal dude, you might be waving a bright red flag to everyone else at the same time.
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Do you keep waving people in at a stop sign even though you have the right of way? Quit it. You should be predictable, not nice. Do you cut off faster drivers trying to merge? What's that all about? Here are some things dumbasses seem to forget about while driving.
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They found a real one out in the wild!
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Time heals all wounds. Some take longer than others. Hopefully these people are well on their path to recovery.
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We want to hate these, yet...(therein lies the frustrating beauty of the "dad joke")
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A+ for effort. This dude might've inspired a full-on movement.
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The struggle is more real for some than others.
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Here are some times things almost worked out, but instead ended with an "I guess they tried." Maybe things will be less mockable next time.
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At least he got those nerves out and the show's ready to proceed!
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The angry burrito enthusiast pulled ZERO punches in the crafting of this post.
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The disparity in their opinion on how the date went could not be more comically enormous. Wow, and yikes a thousand times over.
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No parent wants to see the day when their kid does something stupid, gets hurt, and then does that exact same thing again. It happens more than you'd think. From running around with buckets on their heads to getting stuck in trees, here are some all-stars.
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This guy's a genius.
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Sit back with a bucket of KGB fried chicken and enjoy some of these bootlegs products. We can't tell if they're bad or AMAZING.
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The superficial tendencies are strong in these shallow devils.
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Is that garlic bread or a sponge? Is that a potato or a rock? These questions and many more will soon be answered. For more photos of delicious looking candles and car parts, check out r/forbiddensnacks. Now someone find me a hot bucket of that lady's delicious looking coat.
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Coachella has released their lineup for this year, and twitter was there with their response. People thought up some pretty interesting and specific acts. Not much of a Coachella person, but would pay to see Sandra Bullock in a blindfold, just kinda wandering around.
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You were about to be in a world of pain if your pant pockets weren't big enough for that sickass CD player.
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Sometimes your gut just tells you that things aren't going to work out, and that it's time to dip ship ASAP.
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