Here are some times things almost worked out, but instead ended with an "I guess they tried." Maybe things will be less mockable next time.
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At least he got those nerves out and the show's ready to proceed!
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The angry burrito enthusiast pulled ZERO punches in the crafting of this post.
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The disparity in their opinion on how the date went could not be more comically enormous. Wow, and yikes a thousand times over.
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No parent wants to see the day when their kid does something stupid, gets hurt, and then does that exact same thing again. It happens more than you'd think. From running around with buckets on their heads to getting stuck in trees, here are some all-stars.
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This guy's a genius.
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Sit back with a bucket of KGB fried chicken and enjoy some of these bootlegs products. We can't tell if they're bad or AMAZING.
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The superficial tendencies are strong in these shallow devils.
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Is that garlic bread or a sponge? Is that a potato or a rock? These questions and many more will soon be answered. For more photos of delicious looking candles and car parts, check out r/forbiddensnacks. Now someone find me a hot bucket of that lady's delicious looking coat.
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Coachella has released their lineup for this year, and twitter was there with their response. People thought up some pretty interesting and specific acts. Not much of a Coachella person, but would pay to see Sandra Bullock in a blindfold, just kinda wandering around.
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You were about to be in a world of pain if your pant pockets weren't big enough for that sickass CD player.
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Sometimes your gut just tells you that things aren't going to work out, and that it's time to dip ship ASAP.
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We can use all the help we can get...
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You might relate to these on a DEEPLY personal level.
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Finland does NOT mess around when it comes to advertising their cough drops.
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Some habits we just refuse to give up. I mean, in all fairness, there very well could be a monster underneath your bed.
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You never know who's been using your Netflix account. In this case, a friend of an Ex from years ago thought they were justified enough to step in and reveal that they'd been using the account. The entitlement is palpable.
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It's no secret that Wendy's brings down the brutal hammer of ultimate social media sass, on anyone who dares subject themselves to their heat. Today is a special day. It is National Roast Day and the following collection of people teeing themselves up to get sh*t on by Wendy's for the rest of Twitter to enjoy, is better than anything they could put on their menu.
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If you didn't come here to feel, you better turn right back around.
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That's a brilliant mind going to waste...
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Never underestimate what someone's capable of in terms of fiery, petty revenge when their feelings get hurt. These people channeled their emotions into making those others that hurt them the most, regret what they'd done more than we can even fathom. Petty revenge is a dish best not eaten at all!
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We're not really sure who's in the right here. Jeff could just be a Yelp troll, but his complaint doesn't seem to be all that crazy. Vinny seems to be getting a little over-defensive for someone who's telling the truth, but either way it's a fun read. Is "fart guy baby" a popular insult somewhere?
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People out here living in glass houses...
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