"You only had one job!" If you want things done right, don't keep your hopes up.
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Thursday, December 6, 2018
Guy Teaches Car Wash Line-Skipper A Satisfying Lesson
You're welcome to go ahead and be an asshole, but that doesn't mean we have to be nice in response to it.
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18 Absolutely Horrendous Haircuts To Amuse Your Uncomfortable Soul
All these brave individuals get some bonus points for having the gall or impressive cluelessness to NOT cover their glaring disasterpieces they called haircuts, up.
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31 Entertaining Pun-Filled Tweets To Give You A Hearty Chuckle
Twitter's got more jokes. Get 'em while they're fresh and hot.
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Baffled Man Gets Accused Of Ruining Christmas For Not Delivering Free Table To A Client Over 180 Miles Away
You'll be hard-pressed to find this extreme level of entitlement anywhere. Using the holidays as an excuse for asking farfetched favors bordering on outright delusional, is low and plain dumb. Duck you indeed.
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15 Healthcare Professionals Share The Dumbest Things They've Had To Explain To Patients
This may come as a shock to hear, but having some basic understanding of biology is important. Thank doctors and nurses, at least someone knows what's going on.
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12 Times Mad Lads Were Agents Of Pure And Unadulterated Chaos
They don't play by the same rules as us...that's what makes them MAD.LADS.
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15 Naughty Little Known Facts About Mrs. Claus That Are Actually Dirty AF
There's a lot more to Mrs. Claus than you previously thought.
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Bridezilla Gets Exposed On Reddit, Loses Her Sh*t, And Sends Out Exclusive Polygraph Party Invitation
If you are ever invited to a sh*tshow-in-the-making like this one, make sure to take all the videos and pictures. The performance from our bridezilla in question is top shelf crazy.
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21 Obvious and Stupid Jokes That Are Technically Not Wrong
These puns, memes and moments give dad jokes a run for their money.
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Tagged: jokes , moments , puns , literalism , lol , ridiculous , dumb , stupid , true , tweets , idiots , funny tweets , funny , funny signs
Tumblr User Explains How Spy Kids 3 Is The Most Baffling Cinematic Experience Ever
You had us at Spy Kids lore. 2003 was a lawless time, and it was a damned beautiful time.
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What It's Like Being A Retail Tobacco Worker At Walmart
Guy's Twitter Thread Hilariously Explains American Wedding Traditions Like You're Experiencing Them For The First Time
From widely hailed traditions like the ring exchange to the madly anticipated cutting of the cake, and the overriding silent awkwardness; someone always needs an explanation for the array of bizarre American wedding traditions.
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Wednesday, December 5, 2018
Burger King Hilariously Trolls McDonald's With One-Cent Whopper Deal
We all win on this one. Even McDonald's with the free brand awareness...
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Rude Customer Goes On Tyrannical BS Rant And Gets Called Out By Restaurant
This woman does NOT understand how businesses work. We want to see the security tapes that had to have captured this delusional sh*t show.
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Walloping Wallabies Engage In Vicious Fight
Someone get this shit on pay-per-view next time. That right hook is going places.
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35 Regretful Times People Ignored Red Flags From Their SO's That Ended Up Being Big Problems Later
Willful ignorance can result in devastating, avoidable moments of shitty heartbreak. Consider the following a brutal rundown of the BS you can keep an eye out for, to avoid or work to resolve, if you ever see it from your partner.
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18 Cursed Images From The Doomed Dystopian World We Call Home
It's a mad world we live in. Some are filled with more crazy than others. We can't hope to understand these moments of spectacular cringe. All we can do is stare into the infinite abyss of cringe and try to not get lost in all the WTF.
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25 Hilarious Translations That Will Butter Your Become Not
Tumblr Goes into Gory Details of Why You Shouldn't Change a Customer's Order
Turns out sometimes people have legitimate and varied reasons for dumb and specific food requests. Eh, there's other ways to get back at people without poisoning them.
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Woman Hilariously Nitpicks How Insanely Dedicated The McCallister's Christmas Decorations Are In Home Alone
Turns out Home Alone's iconic McCallister family is borderline psychotic when it comes to ensuring their decor is Christmas-color-friendly.
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PETA Unveils List Of Animal-Friendly Idioms To Avoid Speciesism
PETA has a gift for getting attention. Now, if it's a matter of whether or not that attention is in a positive light...that's where things get more interesting. In this case, PETA's taken upon themselves to champion the cause for fighting against the aptly and outlandishly named, "speciesism." No more bringing home the bacon and grabbing that poor 'ol damn bull by the horns, you go-getters, you. At least that's what PETA's saying, and this is clearly meant to be taken with the utmost seriousness.
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12 Raunchy Times Tinder Took A Nosedive For The Ridiculous
If there's one thing regarding Tinder that you can rest assured of, it's that people leave all sense of social decency at the login. Pretty much nothing's off limits. Play at your own risk...
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11 Ashamed People Share Their Most Embarrassing Moments
Life has its devastatingly embarrassing moments. One minute you're minding your own business and the next you're in front of the whole student body with your pants in a tree.
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Tagged: Sad , highschool , pants , embarrassing , cringe , relationships , stories , mistake , funny , stupid , college , fall
Tuesday, December 4, 2018
Nickelodeon Uploads High Quality Version Of Sweet Victory Performance From Spongebob Squarepants
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