Mad skills meets unbelievable amounts of luck. It's as if these people defied fate itself. Pretty much the opposite of a fail, but hey, we like to take an appreciate look at the other side every now and again.
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Tuesday, November 20, 2018
23 Ex-Employees Share The Reasons They Got Fired From Their Jobs
It's almost like some of these exasperated employees tried to give their old companies ANY excuse to get rid of them. We hope they weren't banking on being able to grab references from them.
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Bill Burr Explains Why He Absolutely Loathes Black Friday
Bill Burr believes that there's nothing being sold at Walmart worth getting rage-trampled over. The question is, do you?
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Sketchy Hedge Fund Manager Issues Cringeworthy Apology Video To His Enraged Clients
This extra cringe apology video apparently follows him losing hundreds of millions of dollars of their money. WTF, dude. To make matters even more painful than they already were: he's rocking a Rolex in this video, and proceeded to go radio silent after suffering through the soul-crushing performance of what I have to imagine must've been his lifetime.
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25 Hilariously Accurate And Hardly Factual Animal Reviews
The realest of talk: yes, turtles ARE great.
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26 Honest Attempts That Resulted in Laughable Failure
The successes of the world are propped up on a hulking heap of failure. So grab your failure shovels and get at that heap.
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Thirsty Guy Condemns Dating App For Making People Write Essays, Proceeds To Write His Own
This impatient essayist is so caught up in falling in love with the sound of his own voice on paper, it could be a while before he finds any luck on this app. If you open your self-summary telling your potential match to f**k you and then proceed to write an essay that beats around the bush, while centering on the FIRST sentence you said, which is ultimately about you getting laid....you're going to have a bad time. Or not. Maybe he's rolling around in Pound Town right now.
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17 Bitter And Heartbroken People Share The Songs They'd Play At Their Divorces
Divorces kind of pull on the old heartstrings...so, why not find that perfectly melancholic, soul-shattering song to accompany the grand occasion. Really commemorate the death of a once great love, in tasteful fashion. Just waiting on Spotify to roll out a Divorce playlist soon...
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13 People Share The Infamous Crazy Incidents From Their Thanksgivings
Thanksgiving is an unfortunate magnet to full-fledged family breakdowns. There's just something magically explosive about the family reunited to gather around the table.
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33 Show-Stopping Times People Went Full Weird On Public Transportation
To use public transportation is to (painfully) knowingly throw yourself into a sea of absolute chaos. People really let themselves go CRAZY on the bus or train. That or they were already to begin with.
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18 Of The Worst Adult Temper Tantrums People Have Witnessed
Everyone has their breaking point, and unfortunately these emotionally torn and frayed adults found it. Nothing more overflowing with cringe than when an adult reverts to a childlike state of volatile emotional/verbal toxicity with the self-control and awareness found in that of an impatient toddler who didn't get the damn toy in the Happy Meal.
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25 Delicious Looking Objects That Are Definitely Not Food
They look like they'll be tasty, but in fact they're forbidden. What looks like hamburgers and caramel are actually rocks and car fluid. Check out r/forbiddensnacks for more.
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22 Intimidating Signs That Are Scarier than They Should Be
There you are, just minding your own business. And all of a sudden, a helpful sign tells you that there is a monkey. The sign doesn't tell you where the monkey is, just that it's around. And that it bites. And if you try to fight, you can't win. That's just one of the signs. What else is out there?
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Monday, November 19, 2018
Guy Gives Facebook Scammer A Taste Of His Own Infuriating Medicine
Behold, the words of an utterly confuzzled individual.
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12 Horrendous Tattoo Fails In Honor Of National Tattoo Day
Learn from their ill-conceived, obscene failures to that you don't repeat their regrets.
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What Can Happen To You When You Live Near The Train Tracks
Pika Freddie Mercury Mash Up Will Melt The Coldest Of Hearts
The final results here are MAGICAL. Just in case you need a reference point for Freddie Mercury's original.
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Thanksgiving Week Inspires Massive Case Of Senioritis In Everyone Stuck At Work
Today's Monday and tomorrow's "Friday" for a lot of folks gearing up to travel for Thanksgiving. Queue up the restless, over-caffeinated office space.
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19 Internet Trolls Reveal The Biggest Sh*tshows They've Caused
Nothing like a good old-fashioned Internet troll to make chaos out of an otherwise absolutely peaceful situation. Some people approach their free time differently than others.
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Mall Gets Dragged For Their Hilariously Naughty Holiday Decorations
A shopping center by the name of Tynwald Malls might've just landed itself on the Naughty list for a show-stopping outburst of pure and unadulterated raunchiness. Nobody's stepped forward yet to claim credit for the dirty arrangement. That hasn't stopped the rest of the internet from celebrating the absurdity. Shouts out to a Mr. Liam Rice for sharing this bit of internet gold. Follow him on Twitter over here, and check out his dog on Instagram here. Thanks for the hilarious, seasonal fail my dude.
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Guy Sends Brutally Honest And Educational Response To Facebook Friend In Pyramid Scheme
Just the kind of well written response that might actually serve to effect positive change.
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Hilarious Craigslist Ad for Most Boring Car Ever Is a Masterclass in Salesmanship
This person somehow managed to write a craigslist ad that made the world's most boring, practical car sound exciting. The Toyota Avalon. It's what you deserve.
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15 Cursed Images To Exorcise An Audible WTF From Within Your Dark Soul
These are bound to fill you with some kind of existential dread and/or anxiety. Proceed at your own risk...
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18 of the Most Monstrously Rude Guests People Let in Their Houses
Keep your friends close, and make sure your enemies can't tough your stuff. Turns out people will break your nice things and steal your pills. Even if it's something like dog ear medicine.
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Guy Stalks Woman After Getting Rejected On Tinder And Has Delusional Meltdown
Just cause she's on a dating site doesn't mean she can't say no, dude!
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