Watch the sparks fly! And then fizzle out! And then say a half-assed pun and try to leave the conversation!
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Tagged: pun , awkward moments , tinder , Awkward , apps , puns , relationships , social media , funny , dating
Friday, November 16, 2018
King Of The Hill's, Dale Gribble, Was Right About Computers All Along
Dale Gribble wasn't some rambling, paranoid, chain-smoking conspiracy theorist after all...dude was right all along. I believe we have another name for "The Beast." Can anyone figure it out?
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Vaping Millennial Trolls Fox News To Oblivion
Not all heroes wear capes. Some just vape extra hard in the face of daunting oppression.
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24 Bizarrely Hilarious Alternate Antiques Roadshow Captions
Writer @KeatonPatti has given birth to these bizarre and hilarious re-captions of items found on Antiques Roadshow. He's also the mind behind numerous fake Bot-written scripts like this hilarious Olive Garden Commercial. Anyway, here are some bonkers-ass antiques.
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Ignorant, Blatantly Rude Chinese Customer Doesn't Know Cashier Speaks Mandarin Chinese
This customer needed a bit of a reality check. Someone's probably always listening. In this case, it's great the cashier was ready to share the fact that they did in fact speak Mandarin Chinese as well as English. Yes, it's possible to speak more than one language! Who'duh thunk it.
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25 Moronic Design Failures That Will Make Your Idiot-Senses Tingle
If you suspect you're bad at your job, let's find the people responsible for putting braille onto a bumpy background and making the most climb-able "security" gate you've ever seen. Don't worry, you're not the worst at your job.
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Man Leaves Hilariously Salty Amazon Review On The Perils Of This Trimmer And Shaver
Learn from this man's painful mistake so that you don't repeat the process....
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15 Waiters and Waitresses Share The Most Awkward Dates They've Ever Seen
Every time you've had an awkward meal, your server has totally picked up on it. And if you're lucky, they tell that story about you all the time. Also, quick tip: it's probably a good idea to not propose at Olive Garden.
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Dumbfounded Fast Food Employee's Work Story About Mayo-Obsessed Customer Is Dripping In Cringe
This man has mayonnaise coursing through is veins. He is not like the others, and we need to study his ways.
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34 Humbling Times Rude People Met Instant Karma After Asking For The Manager
If you've worked in the service industry you've likely encountered that aggressively disagreeable customer who refuses to reach a solution; and ultimately asks for the manager. These are the glorious stories of the moment they realized they were already talking to the manager.
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16 DIY Cakes That Were Baked And Frosted To Absolutely Failed (Perfection)
Sometimes seemingly crystal clear instructions are followed too closely, and hilarious fails result. Thank goodness.
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Thursday, November 15, 2018
25+ Ridiculous Knock-Offs That Failed to Hit Their Mark
If the intent was to replicate the originals, these off-brands really screwed the pooch.
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Tagged: bootleg , disney , Harry Potter , toys , soda , websites , McDonald's , products , snacks , ridiculous , restaurants , food , knockoff , funny
Country Music Stars Get Absolutely Roasted By Fiery Mean Tweets
In honor of the 2018 CMA's Jimmy Kimmel put together a new round of soul-crushing mean tweets for Country's biggest stars. Luke Combs getting decimated for looking like the human manifestation of cornbread should tell you all you need to know about people not pulling any punches on these mean tweets.
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Internet's Captivated By Man And Crow's Unlikely Friendship
We should all aspire to find and hold dearly the kind of friendship this man and crow have forged through unlikely circumstances.
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33 Nostalgic Images From The '90s To Trigger Your Longing (Or Hatred) For The Old Days
Who else misses the shit out of those milky pens? They were the equivalent of scholastic Pokémon cards. Friendships were forged and broken over the successful trading of those little absolutely useless, magical pens.
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Guy Crushes His Chances When Telling A Girl Psych Isn't His Major
It's hard out there for a hopeless romantic. Especially on Snapchat...
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29 Real Life Cheat Codes To Hack Your Way Through The Game Of Life
It's dangerous to go alone, bring some IRL cheat codes for yourself out there.
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15 Ridiculous Cheapskates Who Are a Burden on Society
These folks have absolutely blistering levels of entitlement. It must be nice to be able to only think about yourself and absolutely no one else. Either way, it didn't help them here.
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Guy's Anonymous Letter To Girl He Followed To Her Car Will Deeply Unsettle You
Other than the fact this guy should seriously reconsider the title of his heartfelt open letter to make it feel less predatory, and moreso do his heroically thoughtful act the justice that it deserves; this is a SOLID lesson in keeping your wits about you while you're out alone at night.
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Hilariously Dark Thread About Father’s Ashes Is Ultimate Dad Joke
So apparently if you don't keep an urn sealed well enough, the human remains inside turn into a formidable brick of your loved one. Luckily, we live in 2018 so you can go to the internet for answers. And especially luckily, people have more to offer than just a simple solution. They also have terrifically dark one-liners.
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15 Uber Drivers And Passengers Reveal Their Most WTF Encounters With Each Other
People seem to have a very hard time maintaining some semblance of decency when they enter an Uber ride...as a passenger or driver!
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15 Awkward but Mostly Charming Times Old People Tackled Social Media
Old people are trying their best to catch up to with the times and use Facebook correctly. Progress is not without its speed bumps.
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Tagged: Sad , old , Awkward , inappropriate , grandma , facebook , dad , old people , Grandpa , grandparents , mom , funny , google , parents , Shaq
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