Wednesday, November 14, 2018

10 Ex-Employees Share Crazy Stories Of What Got Them Fired


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It's almost like these people wanted to get canned! 

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14 Baffling Pics From Our Bizarre Dystopian World


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What a truly strange world we call our own...

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Brutal Instant Karma For Impatient Driver


Every now and again the universe intervenes when you cut off a bus to satisfy your own road rage. 

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Epic Pot Farm Bust Fail


What Corpus Christi cops first mistook as a massive marijuana field, later turns out to be a boatload of "horse mint" plants. They apparently hauled away 300-400 medium-sized plants believed to be marijuana. Those hard-earned tax dollars going to work to remove literal weeds from a field! 

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15 Employees Reveal The Strangest Things They've Stolen From Work


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Some people seem to steal for the very sake of stealing! 

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Guy with Huge Neck Gets Destroyed in Police Page's Spicy Comments Section


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The Escambia County Sheriff's Office gets some interesting characters, and people are enthusiastic to participate. This guy looks like he was arrested for drinking absolutely everything. Hopefully he'll be able to swallow his pride, too.

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Soldier Shares Inspiring Story About Writing His Own Book While Deployed In Africa


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D.L. Jennings shares the kind of achievement-ridden story, brimming with impossible levels of productivity and steel fortitude to back, that'll inspire the rest of us on some level (while feeling lazy AF) to get shit done. Seriously, the story behind the creation of his book, "Gift of the Shaper" is an amazing tale in its own right. The fact Jennings put this together amidst 14 years of active duty (thank you for your service) is damn impressive. Check out his Facebook page over here if you're looking to snag a copy of his book, or read more about him. 

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25 Moments That Ensured People Would Have a Bad Day


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Just goes to show that at any given moment, you're at the mercy of the universe. Especially if you've already messed up your day through your own devices.

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22 People Share The Most Encouraging Green Flags They've Seen On A First Date


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We spend plenty of time dwelling upon those "red flags" aka warning signs people encounter while braving the modern dating world. These green flags however, are the signals and characteristics you actually WANT to find on that next date. 

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19 Aggressively Antisocial Introverts Share Their Best Ways To Escape A Convo In 3 Words


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This is every self-proclaimed introverts must have survival guide. 

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College Student Shares Nightmarish Story About Not Re-Submitting For Financial Aid And Becoming A Homeless Felon


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This is just the kind of panic-inspiring little tale that pulls on all the wonderful, cold 'n sweaty anxiety levers. This guy lived down one hell of a nightmare. The jury's still out on whether this'll be the newest addition to the Quit Your BS club. 

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17 People Share The Cringiest Dating Moments They Never Saw Coming


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You can be halfway through a seemingly mundane date, when shit goes south and crazy shows face in ways you NEVER could've anticipate. Let these people and their stories be a lesson to us all. 

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27 Times Bathroom Graffiti Genius Forever Marked Our Minds


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There's the type of genius who can invent solve an unsolvable formula or invent a life-saving drug, and then there is true genius. The type of genius who can communicate compassion, humility, and stupid jokes using only a pen and bathroom wall.

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15 Mind Titans Whose Mammoth IQs Would Trample Your Tiny Brain


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You'd think social media's effect on dumbasses would be constrained to dumb jokes and some occasional oversharing. Somehow it's also given rise to narcissists who need an ego boost by claiming dubious mental superiority and bullying people online. Here are some of those so called "geniuses."

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Tuesday, November 13, 2018

11 Miserable Tattoo Fails That'll Squash Your Brain Cells


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Prepare to be overwhelmed by the daunting levels of stupidity. 

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20 Doomed Images Spawned From Our Dystopian World


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You'll want to look away but you won't be able to. That's just the terrible nature of these damned cursed images. 

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Hilariously Hard Hitting Journalism Uncovers Secret Supermarket Conspiracy


This man's approach to interviews is a gift to the rest of us. The world needs more like him. 

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Completely Sober Man Fails Field Sobriety Test And Then Blows 0.0


I feel so safe now...

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16 Funny Off Brand Names That Are Trying Their Best To Fit In


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So, apparently some of these were promotions (Dave/Dove and Prongles - Cards Against Humanity promo), buuut that doesn't mean they still didn't throw their fair share of customers. There's almost something admirable in an off brand's stubborn attempt at fitting in with the rest of the products. Also, let's be real: those off brand cereals taste the exact same as their pricier counterparts. 

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21 Failed Attempts That Deserve Public Ridicule


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Trying is the seed of failure. And these folks tried to do all sorts of things. Some tried to sound smart. Some tried to send dick pics. Some tried to simply express themselves online. And boy did they mess up big.

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10 Shameless Tinder Fails That Tried Way Too Hard To Be Wins


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You just never know what kind of hilarious failure lurks behind the next right swipe. It's a true Wild West out there, folks. Stay safe...

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13 Necessary Times Truth-Seeking Warriors Called Out Liars For Their BS


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For whatever reason the oblivious liars of the online world continue to spew their BS. Somewhere along the way they got lost in their own lies, and ability to differentiate between what happened, and what was pulled out of thin air. I mean, it's that or willing acts of ignorance, and selfishly-motivated dishonesty for the sake of the extra love on social media. 

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16 People's Triumphant "Fire Me, I Don't Care" Stories


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What happens when an incompetent manager threaten to fire an employee they completely depend upon? Bluffs are called.

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12 Appallingly Awkward Images To Submerge You In A Pool Of Cringe


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Some people possess more cringe than others. These are their stories. 

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25 Dirty, Dark and Dumb Design Failures That Somehow Got the Okay


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Nobody out here is proofreading their work, and we're grateful for it. Here's some serious attempts that went off the rails into Crap Town.

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18 Unsuspecting People Share The Humiliating Times They Didn't Realize They Were On Speakerphone


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Nothing like the panic of realizing that enthusiastic, profanity-ridden rant was to an audience at work or home, or sometimes...even worse. 

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11 Disastrous Tattoo Fails To (Almost) Make You Feel Bad For There Ignorance


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There (see what we did there?...) hearts are in the right place, but sometimes that isn't enough to NOT drive you totally insane. Also, we're playing around with a particular word in the headline/body paragraph, in case you missed it. 

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